Cast Blog: #RHOBH

Dishing It Out

Kyle: I Couldn't Do Anything Right in Kim's Eyes

Lisa V.: Everything Is About to Boil Over

Brandi: Someone Poked the Wrong Bear

Eileen: Kim’s Emotions Are Already Running High

Lisa R.: Kim Tends to Forget Key Events

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Caught In The Crossfires

Lisa V.: I'm Not Afraid of Kim

Eileen: Kim Has Exhibited Disturbing Behavior

Lisa R.: Why Do You Want People to Fight Over You?

Kim: I Shouldn't Have to Defend My Actions

Brandi: Having Fun for A Change

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Shock and Suprise

Kim: Brandi And Kyle's Feud Has Nothing To Do With Me

Brandi: Addiction Is Not a Negative Label or Insult

Kyle: Brandi Pulls Out Her Dagger to Deflect

Lisa V.: At What Point Is It Enough?

Eileen: Is There Any Line Brandi Won't Cross?

Lisa R: Let's Call a Spade a Spade

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Battle Between Sisters

Brandi: I'm a Ride or Die Friend

Lisa R.: Everyone Needs to Own Their Sh--

Kyle: Brandi Puts Out Lies, Hoping They Will Stick

Eileen: Brandi Is Acting Like a Mafia Enforcer

Lisa V.: Brandi's Behavior Was Unnerving to Watch

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: A Clash and an F-Bomb

Brandi: Lisa R. Should Be Disappointed in Herself

Kim: Don't Mistake My Sadness for Weakness

Kyle: I Have Never Had Anyone Put a Hand on Me

Lisa V.: I Tried to Warn Kyle

Eileen: Brandi Attacks, Then Deflects

Lisa R.: Kyle Didn't Create This Drama

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: More Fighting and a Peeping Tom

Kim: Kyle Should Be Worried, Not Embarrassed

Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Kyle: This Was Brandi's Master Plan

Lisa R.: It Felt Just As Awkward As It Looked

Lisa V.: Kim's Demeanor Was Questionable

Eileen: Brandi Loves to Stir the Pot

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Disgust and a Push

Yolanda: I Would Like to Apologize

Dishing It Out

Dana gets in on the reunion cattiness and wonders if Lisa and Adrienne will ever get along.

Before I blog about the reunion, which of course begs for some cattiness, let me begin with my claws out about Lisa's comment on Watch What Happens Live since I wasn't there to defend myself. First I'm absolutely convinced Lisa misheard the question and when Andy Cohen asked her (I'm paraphrasing) "Who needs a makeover the most of the group?" she heard "who has had the biggest makeover in the group?" That would, of course, be me with my weight loss. Yay! Or at least I keep telling myself that. LOL!

Since I know Lisa knows that if you dish it out you better be able take it, I must point out in retaliation that she wears the same dress cut in different colors all the time and her costume jewelry looks like it walked out of the royal collection. So maybe she should "plead the fifth" for her own sake next time! Meow.

Taylor was angry at Camille because she felt once her secret was out her life would be in danger, but at the same time she was desperate to have everyone know the truth. On some level I think, she wanted her situation to be out in the open to force her out of the marriage because she knew it couldn't continue. Camille just couldn't take the cycle anymore and snapped. I don't blame her, as it is a very taxing process weaning someone off of a toxic relationship.

I get why Adrienne was offended by Lisa's comments. One thing I have learned about Adrienne is her casino and her shoe line are not pet projects -- they are her blood, sweat, and tears. She is a business woman, so she doesn't take an attack or diss of any kind on her life blood lightly. Her business is sacred to her. I know Lisa cares a lot about Villa Blanca and Sur, but not to that extreme. This is why Adrienne would never comment on someone's business, because to her that's one of the worst offenses you can do. Wasn't it weird everybody thought Lisa was selling stories? I mean we don't get along (why would we, she's so coy with her opulent excess and I'm so in your face with mine), but I still feel like why would Lisa sell a story? I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt here, although she has been offensive to my girl Taylor in the past. She has never been dishonest to anyone that I am aware of, just a little b---hy with her back handed compliments. I think Adrienne meant her apology to Lisa. However Lisa may not forgive her. To Lisa, the greatest offense is not an attack on her business, but on her integrity, so now we have two women who have offended each other differently but in the worst way possible for each other.

Camille has become so humble this season. . .I hope it's not catchy! LOL.

What can I say? It's no secret Brandi grates on me. For somebody always calling it how she sees it, she certainly calls out some mean spirited things. Frankly I think she's full of it. She said she saw Russell and that he said Taylor knew about the email to Camille, but I know she didn't. She also said she kissed Camille, but apparently that didn't happen either, so hopefully her credibility will go up from here. I was actually there when Camille and Brandi were dirty dancing, but I was so drunk I don't remember much. I actually I think I also dirty danced with Brandi that night. WTF was I thinking? Oh yeah I wasn't!

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Lisa V.: Everything Is About to Boil Over

Lisa V. thinks she was lucky to miss the plane ride over with the rest of the group. 

Hello and welcome back. Firstly, the dream team charging 'round BH I could've done without. It was fun, but a lot of running, and my mind is useless with clues, so it was challenging. Too funny that Brandi was with Kyle, as they weren't even talking!
Anyway I got on the tour bus, back of somebody's bike, whatever it took...We lost our envelope at the beginning--oh, dear. Anyway, it is good to see all of the women having a laugh--very tiring, though. Our last destination was Villa Blanca--finally a glass of rosè! A trip was decided, so off we trot to Holland.

Remember how Brandi was saying, "Yes, Holland, we can all smoke pot!" Well that changes real quick! Having been raised by strict but liberal parents sounds like an oxymoron. What I mean to say is that manners and respect were essential, but as parents who lived in London through the '60s, pot was not a huge deal. The lighthearted banter later takes a dark side...

So I couldn't leave with the others, as I was working then judging the Hero Dog Awards and was already committed--after seeing the journey, I realized how fortunate I was--so Eileen and I joined a little later. David and Yolanda's event looked fabulous, though. To raise that incredible amount of money for such a good cause, I salute that wholeheartedly.

I really felt for Lisa as she explained her feelings in regard to Harry quitting drinking and the death of his brothers on the way to the event.

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I really felt for Lisa as she explained her feelings in regard to Harry quitting drinking and the death of his brothers on the way to the event. I feel that is absolutely why she is so concerned.

It was a difficult episode to watch as this subject of Kim's sobriety came to the forefront. I knew from experience and reiterated this to Lisa and Eileen that the possibility of this ending well was non-existent, as I had experienced her aggression in Paris, when I gently probed as to whether she had taken a sleeping pill, as that would explain her bizarre behavior. I still can't quite compute the difference between me asking whether she took a sleep aid, which she interpreted as contesting her sobriety, and her taking a pain pill at the poker night, which apparently had no bearing in breaking her resolve to abstain.
I had visited Amsterdam several times, and as I was visiting my family in London, it worked out perfectly--well the logistics did. The trip? Not so much.
You can see the tension between the group--like a pot simmering, then the lid is put on, and next week everything boils over.


Not too much for me too comment on, oh apart from, yes, the Dolce & Gabbana shirt is actually called " The pussy bow shirt." Go figure.
Until next week, my darlings, brace for the storm. As always...Love, Lisa.

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