Cast Blog: #RHOBH

Blame It on the Moon

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Housewives Then and Now: Beverly Hills Edition

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Carlton: Kyle Has a Pack Mentality

Joyce: Yolanda Annoyed the Hell Out Of Me

Kyle: It's Still Out There

Lisa: I Couldn't Put a Bow on This Season

Carlton: What's the Bloody Point With Kyle?

Joyce: Brandi Is Childish and Pathetic

Lisa: Get the Hell Off My Back

Kyle on Carlton's "Labeling" Obsession

Brandi: Joyce Needs to Stop Talking in Circles

Joyce: Now I Just Feel Sad for Brandi

Lisa: Yolanda's Logic, Or Lack Thereof

Carlton: Brandi Had No Right

Brandi: I Know How Mrs. Vanderpump Rolls

Kim: Ken's Words Don't Affect Me

Yolanda: I Have a Problem With Lisa as a Victim

Kyle Is Being Influenced by the Wrong People

Carlton is Not Lisa's Puppet

Lisa: It's Easy to Plan an Attack in Numbers

Carlton: Where Is Brandi's Apology

Kyle: Why Did Lisa Tell Brandi "I Love You"?

Kimberly's Magic Butterfly Leaves the Nest

Joyce: My Opinions Have Changed

Lisa on the Point of the Tabloid Accusation

Yolanda Takes a Pass

Who Needs Enemies With Friends Like Kyle

Kyle: Brandi's Story About Lisa Stung

Brandi: My Issues With Lisa Come From a Place of Hurt

Kim: Lisa's Reaction Seems Fishy to Me

Nobody Planned an Attack on Lisa

Who Do You Believe: Brandi or Me?

Why Would Brandi Bring This Up Now?

Kyle: I Care Enough About Lisa to Move On

Brandi Wonders Who's Queen Bee: Kyle or Lisa?

Yolanda on Gigi's Two Dads

Lisa Called It Wrong

Carlton: I Didn't Want Kyle's Ring

Joyce Didn't Want a Pity Party

Blame It on the Moon

Kyle is convinced that a full moon must have been at play for the beach party to have gone so wrong.

My mother-in-law Estella is so happy with her facelift. Paul really did an incredible job. So many women in Beverly Hills look "pulled" but Estella looks very natural. I love Paul and his bedside manner as well. I thought it was so funny that Estella and Paul were both trying to get me to put Botox between my eyebrows. I have done Botox before. I just don't love doing it. It gives me so much anxiety! I'm convinced that God is going to punish me for being vain and my eyeball is going to fall out or something. I am not a fun patient by any means.

On to Malibu -- Brandi had invited us all out to her friend’s house for a "wine tasting" with belly dancing lessons. We were told to "wear wedges, no heels." When we arrived, the girls were already tipsy and having fun. Brandi made a comment about my husband being "super hot" and said how much he loves me. I said in my interview "easy on the hot husband talk" then I hissed like a cat. That is my sense of humor. I was not offended in any way, shape, or form by Brandi's comment. I honestly found it to be a compliment and took it as such.

Brandi's friend started giving us belly dancing lessons. I felt so awkward doing belly dancing (which did not come naturally to me). I am known for joking around and acting "goofy" so I decided to do some of my ridiculous "dance" moves to make my friends laugh. It's a running joke among my friends and I. Years ago I did ballet moves (never taken ballet in my life), then it was yoga, and now I have settled on the splits. Who knows what's next?!

Yes, I made some comments about Brandi's nipples showing through her dress. How could I not? They were right in my face. I think that if you wear a dress that you can see your breasts through, you must want them noticed. I personally wouldn't do that, but I get that Brandi is more of a free spirit. That doesn't mean I can't tease her about it.

The night suddenly shifted from being silly and fun to a complete nightmare. Taylor could not let go of her resentment toward Camille. Taylor was afraid of Russell finding out what she had told all of us what had gone on in their marriage and that it was repeated in front of the cameras. She was scared. Too much alcohol played a big factor in the evening as well. Dedra came to Camille's defense, as a best friend should. Dedra is a great girl, and this evening was very out of character for her. Emotions were running high. I'm convinced there was a full moon that night. I was in shock watching all of it. It was a nightmare. I remember Linda Thompson yelling "Look at the ocean! It's going to be here long after we're all gone." I was thinking, "I get that you're trying to diffuse the situation, but that ain't gonna cut it."

I remember Linda Thompson yelling "Look at the ocean! It's going to be here long after we're all gone." I was thinking, "I get that you're trying to diffuse the situation, but that ain't gonna cut it."

In the limo ride home, I was overwhelmed with sadness for Taylor. There was so much we knew, but even more we didn't.

In watching this, you may think Taylor is crazy, a trouble-maker, a phony. . . Whatever it is you may be thinking, please remember, you have never met Taylor. She really is a kind person. She may have her issues, but she never wanted to hurt anyone. Walk a mile in her shoes before passing judgment. . .

Looking forward to a fun episode next week. We need it after this last one! Have a beautiful week!

XO, KYLE