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Adrienne had mentioned to me she didn't even know how to cook a chicken. I was up for a challenge, and I suggested she come to my house but she wanted to do it in her own kitchen. I had no idea her chef would show up, and also I was clueless of the fact that he had been so vile about me. I don't think I had ever really spoken to him, having only ever been to dinner there once. I now know he is friendly with our ex houseguest. . .even so I would never have somebody who works for me, publicly trash a friend of mine. It just wouldn't happen, and I have to say it was very hurtful.
So back to the task at hand -- teaching Miss Maloof how to cook. There are easier things to accomplish, of that I am sure. Well, when I noticed her washing it with a moisturizing hand soap that was truly a first for me. I stared incredulously. Was she serious? Unfortunately she was. . ..so I knew then it was a fruitless task and hightailed it out of there. Chicken Palmolive. Yummy!
Lisa,
at your age I would think you would have more commen sence. Your the older one, don't provoke a fight with the girls. You don't even know Brandi. I never waist my time blogging but after I have been watching this season I am so apolled by all three of your behavior.
Lisa I LOVE YOU on the show, but I dont like when you're mean to the other women.. specifically Brandi this time around, especially since she did nothing to you. You're wayyy classier than that.
Lisa I LOVE YOU on the show, but I dont like when you're mean to the other women.. specifically Brandi this time around, especially since she did nothing to you. You're wayyy classier than that.
I was disappointed by your attitude towards Brandi. You were part of the mean girls club. I really hope that we can see more of the Lisa from season one.
Love you Lisa! You are the greatest! And that ex-houseguest? I just scraped something off my shoe that looks a lot like him.
You are amazing my friend. I truly think you and Camille are the best housewives on the show. I really enjoy the relationship you and Kyle share and I hope you are not referencing her as the relationship that deteriorates above.
I think you're a beautiful woman, Lisa. One thing that I've always enjoyed was that you've been positive towards others. I was sad to hear the comments you made towards Brandi during Adrienne's Spa Day. Obviously, you weren't at the game night, so you only based your opinion on what Kyle told you. Of course, that would be in Kyle's advantage since it's her side of the story. Please go back to being positive!! In my opinion....All 3 ladies were at fault!
I am relieved to read this. You were my fav person on this show last season, well you and Kyle. However, this season, you have been a little more ... well, less Lisa-like! The spa day was torture to watch. It made me sick to my stomache. It was like "Mean Girls", the older version. It was mean & tacky. I appreciate so much about you Lisa... I hope watching this episode was an eye opener to not believe everything you hear... Especially from KIM!!!! I am praying that she isn't asked back for anymore seasons. I can't stand to watch her talk or spread venom everywhere. Continue to be the sweet, funny Lisa we all have grown to love!!!
Oh Lisa everytime that "Chef" says something about you I want to reach out and slap him! The nerve! I find that highly disrespectful! I can't believe he can get away with that.
My gosh Lisa, Cedric sure gets around! Is there anyone he does not know? Anyway, it seems you are going to try and give Brandi a chance, and that is good I think. We are all guilty of judging people we really don't know, i guess that is just human nature.
you did come across as mean, which is such a surprise to me, since you were my favorite housewife. It was not just this one episode, but the whole season you seem to be another personality. What happened to make you so callus and mean.
Wasn't it you who criticized Adrienne's chef's dishes first? Would you expect him to like you after that? I watched the way you prepared that chicken and I must tell you I would never cook a chicken with so few seasonings.
Lisa, I thought you prided yourself on being honest and direct?
"I had no idea of the depth of feelings that were reached at that Game Night."
You mean you didn't know how nasty your own friend and her sister could be?
"I was totally unaware of what had led up to that, and I now know there are many regrets."
You're being extremely vague again. Is there regret on YOUR part? You didn't attend game night, yet you feel you could tell Brandi what Kim had said to her, repeatedly demand an apology from her, called her a bimbo and a bitch, and just had to snark as the poor girl was leaving spa day.
I think you're a gorgeous woman, and I really enjoy you on the show. I don't think it's in your nature to be a mean person, but to be honest, I was disappointed not only in your friends, but you too. Brandi didn't do anything to you.
Adrienne's chef seems like a real prima donna, don't pay him any mind! We love you. But yes, I am glad to hear you say you wouldn't have expected poor Brandi to apologize had you known more about game night. It doesn't seem like a level playing field and anyway she would seem to be spot on about Kim, so why pretend there isn't an elephant in the room? Kim needs to sort herself out.
Lisa you are hilarious and so was Adrienne washing the chicken with soap...LOL LOL that look on your face was priceless. I think you did the best you could...Brandi on the other hand you aren't wrong about she's trash so not on your level! Don't waste your sweet time.
I still like you & totally get that part of your guard in regard to Brandi was thinking that she was in cahoots with Cedric. After the way Cedric treated you last year, I would be on guard with anybody connected to him as well. That being said, glad you are owning up to your mistakes and willing to give Brandi a chance - she certainly did not deserve the type of reception she received!
My Dear Lisa, you are such a classy woman, and not just because you have an English accent, so it was disappointing to watch you take Kim and Kyle's backs when you weren't there. I'm sure now you see it differently. Please stick to your higher self, don't get dragged down in the trenches with the others, and remain that shining star you are. ;-)
Hi Lisa.
Love watching you on the show. Your bits are my absolute favorite. Your sense of humor is brilliant. I have to say, I was a bit surprised that Adrienne's chef (employee) was allowed to publicly criticize you. I love Adrienne, but he should have been reminded that he is an employee and it is inappropriate. The fact that he is friends with that certain individual speaks volumes about his character and quite frankly, I can do without seeing him again. That being said, look forward to following you through the engagement and then wedding on the show. Kisses to Giggy. Victoria
Lisa I don't understand these people who think you should be nice to Brandi... Brandi is friends with Cedric. First thing anyone who is friends with that man should not be trusted. Lisa you are a true friend and you are showing that by standing by Kyle.
Lisa, you usually seem pretty savvy but you have a blind spot like the rest of us. Your heart wanted to believe Brandi was bad news and so you were very dismissive of her version of Game Night. Your friendship with Kyle blinded you to even entertaining the thought that Kyle (and Kim) can be a Mean Girl at times.
When I watched the footage of Kyle recounting to you and Adrienne what went down on Game Night, I was so upset at how she downplayed her bullying behavior from that evening. Brandi only lashed out with the inappropriate crystal meth comment because she was tired of being picked on by K&K. And poor Brandi had to get ganged up on all over again on Spa Day because of people like you poking your nose into an incident where you only knew half the story. Your blog is very wishy-washy in admitting you were out of line. If you are the lady I think you are, you will apologize to Brandi for jumping on her without having all the facts (as well as making mean girl comments about her) on Spa Day.
Learn from this and know that 2nd hand information is usually a poor imitation of first hand witnessing of an event. Don't always trust Kyle. I know she's is a good friend of yours but she can also edit reality to her advantage.
Lisa I think you're fabulous! And I really appreciate that you've articulated that you didn't have the full story on Brandi and had formed an unfair first impression. Good for you for being an adult, owning up to your mistakes and making them correct. Love you! The Maloofs should fire that chef - he's horrible and his behavior is totally unacceptable. You're amazing!
hOW DO I FIND OUT WHERE THE DRESS YOU HAD ON THE DAY YOU AND ADRIANNE MADE CHICKEN CAME FROM AND MADE BY
I agree! Stay out of things that you don't have the full story on. You never really know the truth unless you were there.
Lisa, I'm so glad you cleared about your feelings about Brandi, it was uncomfortable seeing you taking side with Kim and Kyle. They were so ugly to Brandi. They started the fight and it continued on at the spa. I felt very sorry for Brandi, even though I wished she didn't use as much profanity. Love your family and best of luck to your daughter. Shes adorable.
I don't trust Adrienne. Something tells me she is a bit jealous of you. You are the reason I watch the show.
The way you bully is shocking. You need to take a long look at yourself and try to become a better human being. You did not witness Kim's rude behavior to Brandi that started the fight. You had no right to take a side, and that you did shows what kind of person you are, and trust me, it is all negative. I don't enjoy watching you on the show anymore, you went too far.
Please start acting like an adult and support Brandi. You have been nasty and butting in on things that happened when you were not around. You seem like a very smart women yet you are so fooled by Kyle- why????
Lisa
You are a genuinely loyal and supportive friend. It's too bad that Kyle isn't deserving but you shouldn't change the type of person you are, just maybe spend more time with those more able to reciprocate your level of self-awareness and restraint.
Lisa, before you take sides, please hear BOTH sides first & don't just pick parts of the story that you choose to believe and hang on to... I always thought you're a person of reason.
I hope she isnt talking about Kyle when she mentions deteriorated friendships....i cant take another real housewife bff break up. Bethanny and Jill was hard enough
You are my favorite....you say what you need to....but with class and care!!! I just love how you are with your husband....just wonderful to see such respect and fun and love!!!
You are the funniest housewife! I adore your sense of humor! You would be an amazing person to be around , I love your positive energy! Keep me laughing!
I've always liked you Lisa but you are allowing Kyle to make you look awful this season. I get she's your friend, but that is no excuse to meddle when you only have half the scenario. Put a cork in it once in a while!
Lisa, I just wanted to give you a little support regarding Adrienne's chef....I totally agree 100%. I would never stand for anybody I employ to diss a friend of mine. It almost seems she has a cook she value's and doesn't want to 'stir the pot' shall we say. But know that his rude behavior didn't go unnoticed by viewers. I don't know if you read the others blogs, but Adrienne heard about it from viewers. I can't imagine her saying anything to him especially with the camera's on. Bottom line, he was rude.
Why did you get in the discussion with Kyle and Brandi.. you were not there but yet you knew what Kim said ? Than saying dont let the door... I hope you stay classy and mind your own business. I know you dont like Brandi cause she hung out with sedrick but it is not her fault he is scum..
I was terribly disappointed that you let others form your opinion for you. I have a hard time feeling bad for you re: Adrienne's chef when you were treating Brandi the same way at the time. You got what you gave, it's karma. I am hoping that this promise of things changing as the season progresses will show the independent thinker in you resurface, because judgmental Lisa is not pretty at all.
Lisa, I really liked you. I might still, but I have to say, I lost some respect for you. The "don't let the door hit you" comment, was it necessary to hit her when she's down that way? Really? Not your best moment.
It can be difficult to go into a situation where rumors (concerning Cedric) and half truths (lets face it, Kyle didn't come close to telling you and Adrienne the whole story) color your perception of someone new in your group. Its easy to say keep an open heart and mind, but not always easy to do. A true friend would never have put you in the position that Kyle did. Although I'm from New England I went to school in the South and this is where their tradition of hospitality pays off. Everyone is treated in a courteous and friendly way at social gatherings regardless of how you may feel about them. A little grace goes a long way.
I think you are there to start stuff. your always in everyone's business, telling everyone's business. Are you the designated Reporter? you are mean to your husband. I think that I would rather have the Brit from D.C. and not you your a know it all who's teaching nothing. Whitney Huston has a song they need to be playing for you called "WHY? YOU ALL IN MY BUSINESS."
You know Lisa this blog softened my heart. In this blog you seem sincere and genuine with the Brandi situation. One thing is true-you weren't there at Pam's so you are not the direct culprit. Also Cedric was outright nasty to you but that does not mean the whole world cannot talk to him or say hello to him. He didn't do anything to Brandi and she was cordial and nice to him. Brandi was not even your friend so had no obligations. Actually I am glad Brandi didn't turn her back to him because that shows the strength of her character and being able to hold her own without being easily influenced or acting as a teacher's pet. Anyway about that chef-I felt he was completely out of line and he was playing it for the cameras (at your expense unfortunately)...but he isn't the first to do so and surely he won't be the last...so....
man i must say you and adrienne made my night cooking that chicken.... hilarious ....but honestly i like reading everyones blogs because it really shows that when you guys make a mistake you really own up to it ....your such a great person to watch and the fact you admitted about being wrong for not fully knowing what happened on Game Night just shows how wonderful you are ..love ya :)
I always thought you are a rational person. But not anymore after watching you repeatedly pushing Brandi to apologize to Kim.
Lisa, I LOVE YOU! Like you mentioned, "It's not in your character to be mean", and I believe it. You have always seemed to be a real person who doesn't necessarily partake in foolish trash.
Keep up the good work. I can't wait to make it to WeHo and try SUR for the first time!!
-Angel





You are amazingly gracious and so wry. I enjoy your blogs.
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