Even with the soap, you can't be too careful when you're playing with poultry.

Brandi's breasts, as Kyle so graciously pointed out.

Adrienne's cropped coat says, "I'm a well-dressed shoulder for you to lean on during a brisk walk."

Duh.

No comment necessary.

Though we saw the hat in action previously in Colorado, we appreciated Kyle's delightfully ganache-hued gallon hat most when she mounted a mechanical bull and showed the folks at Kennedy's birthday party how Western wear and bull-riding was done.

Kevin, not only can you plan the stuff out of a wedding, you can plan an outfit. Bless you sir.

The shoes at Adrienne's Fashion Show. Minimalist, perhaps a bit too minimalist.

If Janet Jackson's nip slip had been this adorable she wouldn't have had any problems with the FCC.

What did you expect with this crowd?

How could you miss Kim and Kyle both rocking a pair of white tops/black pants (styled in their own way of course)?

Dr. Nassif, proving that he can wear something other than scrubs on occasion.

Brandi came in to our hearts precariously balanced on a cast and a stiletto. If that's not a perfect start to a love affair, we're not sure what is.

The child loves ruffles, and far be it from Kyle to deny her that joy in life.

Ken's use of his hat as a shield says it all. The bikini wasn't much, but it was great at what it was.

Paul, you're at your own home. You couldn't run upstairs and get a swimsuit before diving in? Scrubs?

Kudos to Ms. Vanderpump for letting us know exactly how she keeps her locks looking full -- with a little assist from her son.

The combination of Camille in steely grey and sporting a steely gaze proved perfectly matched her tea party stance.

Say what you will about her skills on the slope, but that hat deserves a gold medal.

It's not really a fair fight. Look at the little guy! It's good they didn't bring him Hawaii -- they might have tried to keep him.

Those birds have flown.

Sometimes a towel is all you need to spy on your sister.

The hat works wonders for Lisa, but perhaps she should have worn something else on the bottom that wouldn't have gotten stuck in the break-in process.

Adrienne's Sur shindig dress was major in metallic.