Do you want to go sparkly or sleek?

This one, or that one.

There's no time to nuzzle Ken. The people await!

Is this lipstick?

Nope, it's definitely not lipstick.

The friendship train rolls on between Lisa and Brandi.

Even if Ms. Glanville is nine feet taller than Lisa.

Brandi greets her "boyfriend."

Bernie! But something's not quite connecting.

Quick to the bottom of this.

Spotted: a young waitress who used to date Brandi's ex-husband. . .while they were still married.

In the immortal words of The Clash: "Should I stay or should I go now?"

Kim might be running a touch late (double entendre alert).

Ken rushing her might not be helping things.

Suddenly, a surprise guest arrives.

It's Cedirc!

Brandi maintains she had nothing to do with this.

In the words of Dana, "Awkward."

Lisa is none to pleased that Cedric has arrived.

But Cedric is playing it cool. Why is this weird?

Ken swoops in to put some muscle into the situation.

Drink up Lisa, there's more drama to follow.

Taylor prepares to head out, with her therapist as back-up.

Kim attempts to figure out the history of this piece of limousine trash.

Tense.

Kim finally makes it to the party.

And Kyle's already having a hard time dealing with the stress.

Adrienne thinks Kim is a little out of it.

And she admits that she's a little stressed out.

Adrienne wants Kyle and Kim to have a chat.

Kim admits that she's not exactly in paradise with Ken.

Kyle just wants to be there for her sister.

Taylor arrives and wants to make amends with the rest of the ladies.

Taylor hopes the ladies will understand that she's going through a difficult time.

Kim's spending a little bit of time in the lavatory.

Camille wouldn't mind an apology, and Taylor's fine to give it.

Hands in. Housewives Unite.