"Hoof is cute. It's a little fat shoe."

Camille on allegations that she and Brandi made-out: "We did not make out. We danced. She did put her hands on my butt, on my derriere, but we weren't swapping spit."

Camille to Taylor about the tea party: "I don't really think it was private because you told all of us, and you don't go on a reality show if that's happening in your private life, so I would think about that a bit."

To Lisa: "Being in a friendship with you is like playing chess with Bobby Fischer. Every move is so calculated."

Lisa on selling stories to RadarOnline: "I don’t need a hundred dollars, really Adrienne."

Brandi, bringing the heat right out the gate: "They can either take my sense of humor, or they can talk s--t about me behind my back, which they all seem to have done."

Andy on Brandi, "Well Brandi hobbled onto the scene with crutches, no bra, one high heel, and no filter. Since then Beverly hills hasn't been the same."

On fighting with dogs, "Giggy was Tweeting things I didn't think were appropriate."

Brandi, on people talking about Lisa: "I didn't say all of you. I can't speak to all of you. I said one person, specifically."
Adrienne: "Who's the one person?"
Brandi: "You."

On Taylor's allegations that she had agreed to attack Lisa, "That's a lie."

Taylor: "I mean, Eddie Cibrian said you slit his tires, is that true?"
Brandi: "Yeah."

Shutting down Brandi, "I'm not talking to you by the way."

On Brandi's text message etiquette: And what's the next text I get? "Kyle's a c--t" that was supposed to go to somebody else.

Dana: "Well I mean your dog wears attire for every event."
Lisa: "Yeah, because he's got alopecia."