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Brandi's 10-Second, Fully Clothed Makeout

Brandi dispels the rumors about her flirtations with married men and her behavior at Kyle's White Party.

OK first, I am very sorry my blog is late. I have been traveling for my book and house lease hunting #stressful

Adrienne is having a party to promote another product that she is working on and there is no way on God's green earth I want to, or was even invited to, socialize with them. I was very shocked to see Marisa stirring the pot the way she did, that is not the Marissa I know and like.

Thank goodness for Yolanda setting these cackling hens straight. I told y'all Yolanda was gangster. I was really shocked to hear that Marisa and Dean thought I had a crush on him or that ANYONE would think I would flirt with a married man other than Ken (I love him) after all I have been through.

One time, Yolanda jokingly asked me to stand in for her and put my arm around David (because she is cool like that and a secure woman). That is the extent of my married men flirtation.

Faye, Faye, Faye. I think that she just makes things up in her head to get camera time. I wasn't found naked in a bathroom in any way shape or form. I simply had a ten-second, fully clothed makeout session with a hot man. The only person that walked in was Lisa and she pulled me out of the bathroom by my ear like a good mum. (BTW I dated that hot man for six months after "bathroom gate". We are still close friends, in fact he is my real estate agent!)

I really think that other than Lisa and Yolanda, most of these women are incredibly insecure, and insecurity usually breeds bitchiness.

Lisa and I decide to get massages at Villa Rosa (her house) and it could not have been a prettier setting. The two of us have so much fun together. We have the same raunchy sense of humor and have a genuine love for one another (and Ken). It was such a beautiful setting and a fun time hanging with people I actually enjoy. I couldn't have been paid or sued into going to Adrienne's party.

I was so excited that Lisa finally agreed to renew her vows with Ken because if she wasn't going to than I was. It was an amazing setting, and I was looking forward to getting things straight with Marisa because I do genuinely like her.

I wasn't shocked to hear the news that Adrienne and Paul were separating. But I thought the timing was so interesting. How do you have a huge party with all of your "friends" one day and then decide to separate a few days later on the date of Lisa's party?

Liten if your going to go to someone else's party bring wine or at least your own brand of vodka -- don't bring tears. It's not your party and you can't cry if you want to. It was supposed to be a celebration of love, and sadly it turned into a pity party for a jealous unhappy woman.

I was disgusted with Faye, and not mad but disappointed with Marisa. I may not give the best marriage advice but was I coming from a place of love.

xxx Peace out

Eileen: Trouble Is Brewing

Eileen discusses Adrienne's party and gives us an idea for a new drinking game.

This week, we’re all back home and the dust is settling. Sort of.

It broke my heart seeing Lisa R., Harry, and their girls take down their swing set! When we did the same with Jesse we felt that way. It’s such a powerful symbol of growing up and I think it’s so sweet that they celebrated the new chapter in their lives in that way.

I’m excited to go to Adrienne’s party! I wanted to have fun and enjoy a night out with my husband and friends. The party is beautiful, and Adrienne is a fantastic hostess. I was hoping to get to know her better but that was not to be. Trouble is brewing. Like I said in last week’s blog, maybe Lisa R. shouldn’t have approached Kyle about what Brandi said so soon after Amsterdam. But then again, we’ve already seen the worst, right? In Amsterdam? I hope?

Sure enough Kim confronts Lisa R. about what Brandi said during their lunch. Lisa is reticent, and understandably so, to discuss this. She’s dodging the issue, but maybe just saying what she said to Kyle would help everybody stop playing these games! Lisa R. being vague is not helping the situation and Kim leaves, apparently thinking that Kyle lied about it. Yolanda, Lisa V., Kyle, and I try to make Lisa understand she has to tell Kim what Brandi said. She gets it, and God bless her, she does go to talk to Kim. And when she does? Kim is dismissive and doesn’t want to hear it! OMG! Well, this is the definition of a lose/lose situation for everybody! Now, I’m just exhausted from even witnessing this. No one is listening or being honest, and it will never get resolved at this rate.

I think Brandi is having a bit of a memory problem about what was discussed.

Eileen Davidson

Brandi is clearly distraught about her father’s health. Now is not the time to have emotionally charged conversations with anybody. I see Lisa V. trying to help, but the drama is so high right now, it doesn’t seem to be calming anything down. Brandi keeps insisting she’s fine, when clearly she’s not. Maybe she shouldn’t have come to this party, at all, under the circumstances?

Kim and Brandi finally sit down. Kim tells Brandi what Kyle said Lisa R. said. I think Brandi is having a bit of a memory problem about what was discussed. The bottom line is if she had told Kim everything that she said to Lisa R. during their lunch, that major blow-up probably never would have happened in Amsterdam. And Kim? Well, she doesn’t seem to want to do any digging at all into what Brandi really, entirely said and just gives her a big fat pass. Now, Lisa R. is apologizing AGAIN. WHY, people, WHY? I propose a Real Housewives Drinking Game: take a shot every time Lisa R. unnecessarily apologizes to Brandi and Kim (and you better have a designated driver, because you’ll be really, really drunk).

It’s the end of the night and the end of this season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. What a journey it has been. I’ve made some good friends, had lots of adventures, lots of laughs, and, frankly, witnessed way too many fights. It surely has been one hell of a ride! And one I will not soon forget.

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