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Eileen: I Could Feel the Tension at Kyle's

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Yolanda: These Are Teaching Moments

Kim: My Heart Felt So Big

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Lisa R.: I Couldn't Be More in My Element

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Yolanda: I Was Doubting My Parenting Skills

Lisa V.: A Scare Can Be the Ultimate Lesson

Eileen: Yeah, Vincent and I Bicker Sometimes

Lisa R.: My Heart Ached for Yolanda

Kim: The Call No Parent Wants to Get

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Lisa V.: Hindsight Is 20/20

Kim: The Words You Never Want to Hear

Yolanda: 50 Is the New 30

Eileen: A Long Career Is the True Award

Kyle: An Invite to a Party Isn't the Answer

Lisa R.: God Bless Michael Bolton!

Quiz: How Well Do You Remember Episode 3?

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Kyle: I Would Take A Road Trip Over a Plane

Lisa: When You Reach Out, You Are Rewarded

Kim: Brandi and I Always Seem to Have Fun

Yolanda: A Homemade Meal Goes a Long Way

Brandi: I Was Surprised Adrienne Was So Receptive

The Real Story Behind Lisa R.'s Depends Ad

3 Clues to Next Week's Episode

Quiz: How Well Do You Remember Episode 2?

3 Times the 'Wives Were Just Like Us

Quiz: How Well Do You Remember Episode 1?

Kyle: Brandi Was Looking for Trouble

Lisa's First Impression of the Ladies

Yolanda: Fasten Your Seat Belts

It's Adrienne's World

Brandi comments on Adrienne's behavior at Kim and Kyle's parties -- and defends Taylor.

Oh boy where to start. First let me apologize for missing my blog last week, I have been on a whirlwind press tour for my new book Drinking and Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders (shameless plug)and have barely had time to sleep, let alone do anything else.

Kim has a new nose revealing party, and I have to say I think she looks really really great. Attending Kim's nose reveal party was her plastic surgeon, Dr.Gregorios who did her nose job. Adrienne attended this party and decided to, on multiple occasions, say it was OK but Paul could have done a better job. This is an insult to not just to the doctor but also to Kim. I found Adrienne's comments to be in extremely poor taste. She then later tried to poorly recover from her rude comments.

Kyle arrives to the nose party with Kennedy and Portia and I can honestly say Kennedy looked happier then I have ever seen her look.

OK so here it goes and don't be shocked but I don't think the women were very fair to Taylor in this episode. Yes, Taylor is a mess drinking too much and in need of serious support. Taylor has been through a lot and is clearly and emotional roller coaster and making rash decisions. When a anyone goes through a hard time in life (divorce, deaths, etc.), it's their friends and family they should be able to lean on and count on for support.

Taylor like myself does not have family in southern California, so during a very dark depressing couple of years of not being in control and questionable behavior it was my friends who stepped in and held me up when all I wanted to do was fall down. My friends had play dates with the boys and sleepovers with my children when I felt I couldn't cope. I'm just saying sometimes we need to lean on people. Also I don't think we are getting the full story here. . .did Kyle pick up Kennedy from the house, or school? Clearly there was a plan to meet at the party but what was discussed before etc.

Also we all knew exactly who Taylor was dating at the time because it was all over the press. I don't know why but I feel like their is more to this scenario then we all know.

Regardless it's definitely not party chatter or mean girl gossip. Why on earth is this a conversation being had with Adrienne, Faye, and Marisa -- who said herself she doesn't even know Taylor? I'm not sure why I feel this way, but I just feel like some of these women get off when others -- even their BFs and those less fortunate than themselves -- fail. I mean would you rather have Kennedy with tipsy Taylor right now or having fun with Portia?

Moving on. . .The white party! Kyle's white party is the first time I will be seeing Paul and Adrienne since our big blow up. In the car on the way to the party, Paul and Adrienne have a confusing conversation about speaking to their lawyer or not speaking to him. . .Plain and simple there was a threat of lawsuit, which required me to hire a lawyer to defend myself. The other funny thing about their car ride over is that Adrienne said I didn't have money for anything but plastic surgery. . . Wow! The two surgeries I did have (my boobs and my po-po done) were both on my ex-husbands dime. Now, if anyone shouldn't be talking plastic surgery it's Adrienne because clearly she has had more then all of us combined and is either getting it for free or at a discounted rate, which shows in the work.

Once at the party Adrienne and Lisa collide and during their hellos Adrienne gets her body makeup on Lisa. Lisa brings up the fact that on two separate occasions Adrienne has ruined her furniture. Rather then apologize or offer to reimburse Lisa for ruining her furniture, she just shrugs it off as any rich entitled person without a conscience would. It's Adriennes world and we are all just lucky to be there.

I arrive with two long time friends and am chewing my gum HARD, like a truck driver a sign of my ever present and growing anxiety. I just want this all to be done.

I printed out all the email exchanges and tweets between Berni, myself and our lawyers and even brought copies of my bills. During our conversation they admit to hiring a lawyer to deal with me because they want to control what comes out of my mouth. I show Paul some of the Facebook, email, and tweets that Bernie put out to the public about me and my children and he says he will fire Bernie. Everyone joins in the conversation and Ken lets Paul have it. Sooo sexy!

My relationship with Ken and Lisa is just simply that they feel like family to me. I jokingly flirt with Ken because Lisa is a secure woman and doesn't mind and that is it. Now back to the dance floor to find my real boyfriend.

Yolanda is so smart to keep skipping these parties!

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Eileen: I Could Feel the Tension at Kyle's

Eileen weighs in on the tension at Kyle's and shares what she thought of the ladies right out of the gate.

Happy Holidays Everyone!

I really enjoyed seeing Lisa R at home with her girls. You gotta love teenagers, right? I totally related to her situation with her parents. My mom is 92 and was my best friend my entire life. It's been so hard to not have her as my parent anymore. I have become hers, as dementia has slowly crept into her mind. I never feel like I see her enough. Vincent and I would have her come live with us but our family decided the move away from her home 3 hours away would probably kill her. Thank God my brother is living with her. It helps to know that he's there but I still feel guilty and sad not to be able to see her more. It was nice to meet Lisa R's sister and parents. What an amazing artist her father was! I had no idea.

Yolanda is so down to earth and lovely. The real thing. I liked her immediately.

At Lisa V's, her swan attacked Ken. Hmmmmmmmm. I've been attacked by a swan before. I've got my eye on them! and their "feather diapered bottoms"! Hahaha.

It was so great to finally meet all the girls and their husbands. They are very interesting and dynamic people, right out of the gate. Kyle's home is beautiful and very warm and welcoming. I could tell that there was a lot of tension and lots of unresolved stuff going on. It was somewhat confusing because I didn't know all the backstory. Still, Vincent and I had fun sharing stories about "the business" with Kim, etc. And it was a great opportunity to have gotten to know the women better. Well, Brandi a little better than the others! LOL. I thought she was funny and definitely likes to lay it on the table. So to speak.

Merry Christmas and Joyous Holidays to you all!.

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