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The He Said, She Said Merry-Go-Round

Marisa comments on the White Party antics and Taylor's Kennedy kerfuffle.

Sorry for the delay...I had a long weekend in San Diego with my son's club soccer team and Dean was out of town. Just came up for air last night to work on this.

And we're off to Kim's...where this gum smacker still needs to learn when and where not to chew. It could be worse...I could be learning about my young daughter's whereabouts. Thank you, Taylor, for putting the "beaver" in Beaver Creek while not knowing where Kennedy was.

However, after reading Taylor's blog I have a better understanding of what went down. I realize there was a communication breakdown (which happens to all of us), but still feel it was Taylor's ultimate responsibility to be in complete charge of the situation.

As a fellow rhinoplastee (double in my case), I completely understood what Kim was feeling before her grand unveiling. Elective surgery is a nerve-wracking process filled with second-guessing, other people's opinions, and money that might be better saved on the kids' college fund -- but sometimes you got to say WTF and go for it. If Kim is happier because of her new nose...then that's all that matters. She seems to be and looks great. I'm hoping this is another step towards her full recovery from last year's tailspin.

Over at Adrienne's, Paul flashes his old high school speed to get inside the closing gates as a inferno rages nearby. . .turns out his reaction to the fire may threaten more than just the neighborhood.

We are just hours away from the White Party and Kyle starts sweating out the details. She's hoping for some last minute help but doesn't get any from Mauricio, who finds himself in what can only be described as an awkward semi prone position that looks as if he's trying to make it with a piece of patio furniture or indiscreetly take a leak.

Anyhow, Kyle always knows how to do throw a good party and manages to do so here again.

Some brief highlights before what I hope is the last round of the "Beat A Dead Horse Into The Ground" main event include: Paul taking a lustful (last?) glance at Adrienne's knockers in the limo ride over, Ken not quite knowing where to stand when Kyle and Lisa discuss shoes, Mauricio telling Kim "you look great" on a loop, and Byron Allen ladies and gentlemen!

Finally, the face-off we have all been waiting for arrives as Adrienne, Paul, and Brandi convene inside while the others show off their questionable moves on the dance floor. It's not long before the usually merry-go-round of "he said she said" kicks off, and I'm left scratching my head wondering what actually went down until we get a tacit acknowledgment from Paul that Brandi "was warned" which confirms for me what I thought all along. . .go Brandi!

We're not done yet as the rest of the gang as well as the ubiquitous, Dwight, enter the fray. Are there hypocrites in this room? Is there of double-standard taking place? Does Ken land another great line when he responds to Paul "That made your shoe"? Has Dwight opened his mouth for the last time? he answers are all a resounding YES!

Signing off until next week. . .

xx
Marisa

PS: Didn't my baby sister Jordana and baby brother Paul look so cute in white?!?

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Brandi: I'm Always Here For You, Kim

Brandi focuses on the positive this week as this season's RHOBH comes to an end.

Hey Bravo Fans,

Today was a fabulous day--t was my baby Jake’s birthday. We got his favorite Oreo ice cream cake, and for our family celebration, it was perfection. I can’t believe he’s already eight. I had to hold back my tears when I realized I will never again use that number eight candle. #mommymoment

It has been a really exciting week for me. My Sonoma County chardonnay, Unfiltered Blonde, launched for pre-sales this week, and despite it being tax season, the first day alone was a huge success. Thank you! The website is up now at www.unfilteredblonde.com. The creation of the wine was an incredibly long and careful process, and I couldn’t be happier or more proud of my finished product. I’m sure you're all as excited as me that this week was the FINALE episode of BATSH-- crazy RHOBH reunion. 

I could talk about the she said, she said, she said… but let’s not and pretend we did. It’s been a long season, kind of centering on one night that really isn’t worth the attention it was given. I’m tired of it, it happened several months ago, I’m sure you’re tired of it. You know why? Because it’s old news and in the PAST! 

Eileen, your house is lovely. Sorry I said otherwise for the sake of a laugh. I really like Vincent, he is super cool, your little boy is adorable, you seem like a good stepmom, and I wish you and your family the very best.

Lisa R., I really loved you on my podcast. You made me laugh and rolled with punches. I really enjoyed our interview, and I enjoyed most of the season with you. I think that’s what I’m going to take away and forget about the rest. I think sometimes you make it harder on yourself with your Twitter feed, but I’m choosing not to engage. I really liked a side of you, and you seem to have a beautiful family.

Lisa V., I had a lot of fun with you and Ken. I will always have a special place in my heart for you guys. I wish Ken the best of health and a speedy recovery. 

Kyle, best wishes on you and your family’s endeavors. My sincerest wish is that you and Kim could be as close as you ever were in the near future.

You are a strong chica and I know your family is better for it. 

Brandi Glanville

Kim, love having you as a BFF. I’m always here for you, and I hope you are always here for me. You are a strong chica, and I know your family is better for it. You are hilarious, and I love our funny talks and text-offs. Laughter is the best medicine. I heart you.

Yo, my dear, dear Yo, I will see you soon. I love you, you are so strong and so brave! I know you are going to kick Lyme disease’s ass! Anything you need, just emoji me.

I want to thank all my supporters for always being there for me regarding all of my other endeavors, including my books, podcast, Celebrity Apprentice, app, my t-shirts, and finally my WINE and for allowing me to be me.

Ok guys, this is the big week. This is the Make*A*Wish Los Angeles Walk for Wishes Walkathon. Me and the boys pledged to try to raise $15,000--I have $12,625 so far. We need $2,375 by Friday at midnight, every dollar counts. Thank you!

I heart you all!

Xoxo

B

P.S.  Here’s my Make*A*Wish YouTube video that I made in my kitchen. youtu.be/DTKMTDs6-R4 

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