Hello lovers, trees, and vodka fans. We are almost at the end of this season's journey, but of course there is much, much more drama before we are done. Let's try to make sense of this penultimate craziness shall we?
Pandy, the Pink Panther
Lisa is doing her best to relax in the face of all things housewarming/vow renewal. She does her best to grin and endure Ken picking out his best pink shirt (Like you had to ask Ken! Lisa always wants you in pink!) because she loves him and that's what people in love do. They make sacrifices that result in heart-arches. But Lisa's very, very curious about Ken's vows, so she puts Pandora on the case of figuring out what he's going to opine. If I had to guess it's something that's going to make us all cry. . . but that's just a guess. Hopefully Pandora decides to force Giggy to wear a wire to get to the bottom of it, because wouldn't that be adorable? Giggy the informant!
Meanwhile, Adrienne's prepping for a party of her own. She's launching a line of red velvet vodka called Zing. And so she wants to throw a party that's appropriately sweet and covered in cream cheese frosting -- just kidding, it's covered in sensual body paint. Yes, there are all sorts of statuesque folks in their finest tree camouflage, hands poking out of faux bushes, and enough light-up vodka to keep everyone entertained. But all those woodland humans aren't enough to lure Lisa and Brandi, who decide to skip the whole shindig in favor of massages and letting Ken prove how great his new hip works. Ah, the wonders of modern medicine.
Get rid of Yolanda and Brandi!!! They so don't mix in for the best....hasta la vista crazies!
Unlike you . . . friend of Kyle I did watch the show and the crazies in residence are the Richards' sisters. I do hate to talk about Kim that way because she has issues, but she is on there hence needs to be accountable and responsible for her behavior which is just like Kyle's. (atrocious)
Ok, yet again Faye. I don't want to waste time or space on her except to say, if she continues to be on this show in any form, I am done as a viewer. DONE.
So this week Brandi said that there'd been rumors for a long time that Paul and Adrienne had an open marriage and all the blogs this week are confirming that. But when the issue of a hall pass for Marisa was brought up Adrienne said "It would make the marriage horrible"... ???
I never thought that Adrienne and Paul were meant for each other. She has always been very nasty to him and he has taken it. He seemed to love her but she only seemed to love the sound of her own voice. I am surprised they lasted as long as they did. To be honest, Paul is too good for that harpy. She and Faye ought to go away together, their personalities mesh so well. They both think highly of their own opinions, and are jealous of women that look better than them. ( That's a lot of women) ( billions in fact) Tell me what kind of woman insult their hostess at her own party? No matter how many times Faye-do the chihuahua proclaims she would never insult Lisa in her own home. She sure insulted the devil out of her, frequently and repeatedly. She is no lady and never will be.
zeona Faye thinks that owning a Chanel bags makes you and Lady. Really? ?? I know a lot of Women including myself who own Chanel Bags and let me tell you none of us are Ladies. LOL!!! So I was not shocked when she said she didn't want to insult Lisa.. She delusional!!!!
Faye is a horrible person. She is so judgemental and should mind her own business. Not one thing she talks about involves her in any way. She is Kyle's friend, thats it!! Please do not make her a part of the show. I promise you I will not watch. As it is right now I record the show and skip over any part with Kyle, Kim and Faye.
Oh come on, Faye is disgusting and adds nothing to the show. Why take up air time with her? At least the drama between Brandi and the Richard sisters was interesting. Even the feud between Adrienne and Brandi is more interesting, though sheds Adrienne in a very poor light. It is obvious now why her and Paul divorced and why she left the show. I hope she learns from this and changes her behavior because in the first season she seemed like a decent person. Her jealousy over Lisa put her in a down hill spiral. I think she really was jealous because Lisa got a spin off show and she did not. She got angry over that and Lisa's daughter not doing her bachelorette in her casino. If she wanted to host it, she should have offered, hosts offer to hold parties, they don't make their guests come to them and ask.
Lisa, Yolanda and Brandi are the core of RHBH - the rest need to be replaced because they are wannabees that are just to insecure and just plain mean.Shi, shi, shi, shi, shi darlings! We want the real deal!
Speaking of the breakdown of Adrienne and Paul's marriage - who didn't see that coming? Quite frankly I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. She treats Paul like crap. Not that Paul is all that great but she's mean!
Why is it that the others do not blog for weeks at a time. Last week Kyle finally blogged but it was more about her store and little about what the viewers were really interested in hearing. If she wants an honest view then she needs to post it. If she reads the blogs, she would get it. But it is not just her...There are only three of them to be consistent....Lisa, Yolanda and Brandi. Isn't there some kind of contract for the others to comply to? Just curious
@Lily818 I agree with you. They try to wait and gauge the fans feedback before they blog. That may have worked in the past but we have all seen and heard too much to be fooled by anyone at this point. No matter what anyone may want to tell us in a blog, just the very fact that anyone can possibly be friends with Faye is all we need to know.
Please listen to your viewers. I, like alot of others, don't want to see such dysfunctional people who fight constantly. Enough with the unpleasantness! Keep Brandi, Yolanda and and Lisa, ditch the others. The show needs a major rehaul!
Please Bravo, for mercy's sake, no more of that Fake and Fugly Faye and her obvious attempts to crash the RHOBH show.
The real point to be made here is that these are not mean girls they are mean women at the menopausal age for most part. The ones that are screaming foul are the ones who have done wrong and in such an evil way. Character assassination is the worst thing that someone can do to you. (Adrienne, Kyle, Faye) would include Kim but due to some things going on in her life I will leave her out of this, Taylor same. Telling lies about someone IS character assignation and the above three have been involved in that act and deed all season. Brandi never told a lie. Adrienne and Paul coerced and leaned one her. They play with peoples lives and if any one of them cries on the next show or reunion and I can guarantee they will . . . No one will feel sorry for them . Will not believe the tears either. Adrienne and Paul from the us watching had a horrible relationship. Never thought it was a sustainable one. Brandi had nothing to do with that.
I almost left out Camille I liked her for about one minute. Hopefully Kathy Hilton is busy and not interested in the Housewives franchise. I've seen Paris and both of Kathy's sisters. Enough is enough already. Bravo, PLEASE make them go away.
Faye isn't a woman of any style or manner...please for the love of my sanity keep her away from the camera....PLEASE....I SAID PLEASE
After 50 years, I just found out that owning a Chanel bag is how most women get labled a lady.
Please, I can not take anymore of that marked up Fa k e "lady"
With all the crying by Kyle, Kim and Taylor this season, I am interested to know what brand of eyelash glue they all use? Anyone know?
I know a scenario for the producers next year (if Faye is truly a permanent on the show): Pit Kyle and Faye against one another...I somehow think Kyle would get eaten up and spit out, but boy wouldn't it be fun to watch?
@Foonda Actually, no it wouldn't be entertaining to watch. It's more like tuning into the "Nightmares of Rodeo Drive." It once was interesting to see how each housewife's character grew & we, the viewers could get a glimpse of those diamond lifes. Now, it's the knife that most hold & I'm tired of it. No wonder no lady would want to be a part of that. Bravo, it's Springtime & a little housecleaning is needed.
I'm sure the reason we all initially started watching this show was to be taken away.
Seeing fabulous homes, restaurants and beautiful weekend getaways with elegant, exciting woman. It has become a playpen of Alcoholics, abused women and bullying. Please recast Kyle and Kim don't even think about Faye. I'm sooo glad Adrienne and Camille will be gone.
Brandi, Yolanda and Lisa are what the viewers want. They, like Los Angeles can be all different types but please let them be uplifting. I'm tired of the nastyness.
Hilarious that Faye would talk to someone else about being a lady. Not only is Faye not a lady, but I'm not sure she is even a real woman!
I want to thank Faye for showing us how a lady behaves. The entire season she has shown gracious and kind behaviour towards others. She is so welcoming and good at making others comfortable. It would be a great loss if she leaves the show.
missyree I'm totally being sarcastic. I really think someone should thow a bucket of water on her and watch her melt. LOL.
I skipped reading your blog to cut to the chase here... being the final show is Monday I have stomached the bits that involved Faye & her mouth. I have heard & read things about this person that is not appealing nor anything that I care to watch. If Bravo wishes to show viewers that side of Hollywood I can find better things to do with my time. Please don't make me change my channel......
Now Adrienne is claiming Andy is unprofessional because he stated the obvious, that she was a no show for the reunion. Again she has a problem with people speaking the truth, I guess she expected him to lie for her like she does.
@J-9@Bflo Her best option was to not appear. Not when she would have to view herself on camera & say.. "You Lie" to herself..... Loved Andy's finnee' of Adrienne's Gone. Now, who's next? Camille, Kim, Kyle, Taylor. Don't stop now....
This is the RHOBH! We want to see the glamour and lifestyle of the rich & famous, NOT the hillbilly drama (I don't need to turn my t.v. on for THAT!). No more of the catty bitches, please!
Can you please only have brandi, Lisa and yolanda on the show? Look at what the fans are saying!!! We make or break a show and that's what we want!!
I like adrienne, dont know why you people are bashing her. Brandi is actually the mean girl. She is always talking about other people and is clearly jealous of everyone. She doesnt have any money, no husband, how she is a "housewife" is a mystery. Why Yolanda and Lisa are so in love with Brandi is also a mystery. I cant stand Brandi, she is just an attention monger.
Your standards must be as out of whack as Adrienne's. But your name says it all, privilege and entitlment.
uppereasider Brandi has no filter and is very brash, but she's LOYAL. Money can't buy that. I could never warm up to Adrienne. She seemed to be wound a little too tight. Plus, she let her ridiculous chef Bernie, bash Lisa. Yolanda manages to be assertive without being rude. Adrienne should stand up for herself without using lawyers, and her chef to fight her battles.
uppereasider It spoke volumes to me that Lisa and Kyle and even Kim got past initial reservations about Brandi and now get along with her. In Lisa's case, they are now good friends. Brandi is unfiltered and has a "potty mouth" but she seems very real, and most people deal better with reality than a bunch of lies. I think Brandi's friends love her for who she is even if they don't always agree with her. Adrienne, she seemed to morph to suit the situation ... said what was expected of her and then hid behind lawyers. I really didn't miss Adrienne when she was absent for much of the season.
I just read that Andy is in talks with Lisa Rinna, say it isn't true Andy. She's friends with Adrienne,Faye,and Kyle.
I cannot stand Lisa Rinna, She is a snob of the worst kind. She looks down on others who don't have money, She is an elitist and has a blown up opinion of herself. Arrogance that makes one cringe.
sunny56 Her and Faye look so much alike!! Coincidence they are all friends?? I will NOT watch if they put that crap on!
Poor Lisa. I don't even know what her profession is outside of any reality show she can get her hands on. I know at one point she had a reality show (saw clips of it on the Soup) which I gather was canclled. Then her stints on 'celebrity' apprentice. I think her sort of fame is solely connected to reality shows and I think she is married to an actor. I would rather someone we don't know....now.
Bigwednesday sunny56 You should have paid better attention to that award winning "Soup" news and information sight. Lisa has never appeared on Celebrity apprentice, and all her rolls have been TV series minor parts and a music video part. So gather up some brain matter and search her restaurant and night club career. Oh, by the way, she currently has two successful restaurants in BH. But you knew that already. And if you really didn't, then you are either denser than concrete or just a plain idiot.