The women start arriving (Camille in a side fishtail braid! Side pony 2.0), including Brandi (once again cloaked in sleeveless fur. It's really the only appropriate option for Beverly Hills). Adrienne is so far nowhere to be found. Neither is Yolanda, because of Donna Summer’s funeral, which I just have to mention because RIP Donna Summer. Feel free to take a moment to press play on "On the Radio," which you can listen to for the remainder of the blog. Also MIA, Kim who took the party bus to Vegas, a fact that seems to displease Kyle since she doesn’t feel like she was exactly invited.
As the ladies are discussing the many women who politely sent their regrets for the evening, the topic of Adrienne comes up. Brandi doesn’t exactly hold back, mentioning that perhaps Adrienne just ordered her book deal on Amazon Prime or something. Faye doesn’t take kindly to that comment and starts trying to jump into it with Brandi, but Kyle jumps in calling for a cease fire to the whole kerfuflle. The sooner Brandi apologies the better. How about flowers? Do you think Brandi should just send the same giant forest of an arrangement from the Sur anniversary?
Faye and Kyle are really pushing the apologize now angle. Frankly, I was surprised they didn't pull out a cellphone and ask Brandi to call from the table. In their mind, if Brandi is sorry, why isn’t she sorry right now? Lisa on the other hand, doesn't think Kyle has behaved along these exact lines in the past. Then those two get into it. Kyle thinks it’s just because Lisa doesn't like Adrienne. Faye thinks an orchid is the answer.