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Ep 13: Bravotv.com's Editor imagines a tea party that isn't dramatic, but is served by handsome men.

on Feb 11, 20130

Meanwhile in other semi-domesticated land animals and friendship news, Yolanda and Brandi are hanging out with some horses talking about lawsuits. Yolanda sadly can't afford to buy Bella all the ponies in the world (just the one), but what she can provide is support for Brandi. What does that mean? Well it doesn't mean back up at Lisa's upcoming tea party (sadly) but it did mean uttering a line I've been nervous to hear all season: "Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world?" Isn't this a question we could all ask ourselves daily? Who is Kim Moreau in this world? Someone who rates people's friendships based on llamas for a living, as it turns out.

And so the day of the tea arrives. Taylor arrives, vibrator in hand. Jax and Peter arrive, muscles for holding scones and non-tea-based beverages at the ready. Brandi arrives in time to give Taylor a tour of the grounds and do as we all would and imagine those grounds are her very own. And Kim, well Kim doesn't arrive because of an incident with her dog.

Let's talk about the splendid delivery of said news. Well now we know that Lisa Vanderpump has a black phone in her bathroom. And we know exactly how she looks when reacting to news that a friend can't attend her tea party for adults because a large, recently acquired dog has potentially undone an elective surgery.

140 comments
Kelly21
Kelly21

Bravo, I've been reading that it's possible you are considering LeAnn Rimes to join RHOBH. I was shocked and disgusted that you would even consider her. I have been watching bravo for years and if LeAnn Becomes a cast member of RHOBH I will never never watch anything on Bravo ever again. I'm sure I'm not alone!!!!!!!!

FlutterBy
FlutterBy

We are almost at the end of the season...or should be..here are questions i would ask at the reunion.... 1. Lisa, was there security detail at the tea party, if so, how did Faye make it all the way to the table? 2. Kyle, did you ask Faye to the tea party, if not, who did, and if don't, why don't we? 3. Were there assigned seating at the tea party? Who determined who received which robe? And, would you have worn Adriennes robe? 4. Lisa, is it true that your swing of roses that Ken gifted you, is not attached to a tree, but is held up by pink robed angels in the clouds? Just a few things i would like put to rest...

JustMeeee
JustMeeee

Please NO more Faye! She is rude and irritating! In my opinion, Adrienne could go as well - what a liar.

Gilda222
Gilda222

Know what? I'm glad Taylor opened that can of worms, though not for Lisa who had gone to such trouble to make everything look beautiful. But who comes walking in? The Pit Bull Faye with Kyle & Maloof in tow. Who goes to a party that you're not invited to? Who gave Kyle permission to bring her? If I were Lisa I'd fumigate the house after she left. At least she kept her mouth shut. Another gang-up on Brandi. Who, btw: handled it very well. Maloof, on the other hand, lied & lied & lied. Why does Brandi even bother? I'm glad she left. As usual, Kyle was in her glory. Anything to put Lisa down. I hope it's true that Maloof is leaving (or so I read). Please keep Taylor. I like her & she's had a tough time. I love her sense of humor & she's not malicious. Camille, however, adds nothing to the show. She's either a bore or a crazy witch. She honestly adds absolutely nothing. I love Brandi, Lisa, Yolanda, Taylor & Marisa (though she's a bit shy). Kim & her antics are a must. But Kyle? Troublemaker, big time. But some like her, though not too many anymore. I love Lisa's show. Please give it another season. Can't wait for the Reunion. OMG. Poor Andy.

zack999
zack999

Did anyone notice that when Kyle was dropping her clothes and the rack kept falling...Mauricio just stood there laughing, no offer to help...quite the gentleman!

Mona_Munaki
Mona_Munaki

Rumors today have it that Penny Lancaster, Rod Stewart's wife is up for a spot on RHOBH.  Is it coincidental that Addie's toy boy is Sean Stewart?  There has to be a connection.  

Diane69802
Diane69802

Please don't let Fake on the show again, she is gross!

lily13
lily13

Who is Yolanda what's her face???

lily13
lily13

I think that Adrienne needs more time on the show and show less of Brandi.  She is very crass and is only looking for attention, whether it be positive or negative.  I like Camile also, but Faye could leave and I would not care.  Lisa, you need to wake up and see the real Brandi.  You have changed from last year and not for the better.

iris1
iris1

I look forward to everyones blogs and their take on every situation. Where is Kyles blog this week?

meohme
meohme

I just want to add my two cents to what others are saying.  Please no more Faye.  It's just too hard to look at her---let alone listen to her.   Bravo would be making a huge mistake in letting her continue to be on the show. 

sunny56
sunny56

I know I'm going to take a beating on this but.... Andy please keep Taylor. I think she's finally coming into herself and out from under Kyle. She's a single Mom and I feel bad for everything she's been through. Give her another year please. Get rid of Adrienne she brings nothing but lies and darkness. This has been a very difficult season because of her.

Hobart60
Hobart60

Please- no more faye resnick. Include her next year and I am gone as a viewer. Keep Lisa, brandi, marissa, yolanda and Taylor-- and give us more Jennifer g. Adrienne and kyle and yawn- camille can be recast and no one would care. Oh yeah, keep Kim and add sister Kathy to annoy that wretched vyle as she watches from that ugly dining room with her money grubbing "honey."

marcias
marcias

Bravo, Can you please stop with Faye on this show? I realize she didn't have much air time this episode but she is so annoying. Hopefully next season she won't be on the show. I don't know one person who watches this show that likes her. When I see her it is like uuuggghhh, not her again. Most fans don't like her so please don't give her anymore airtime! I realize drama helps the show but there is something different about Faye. She is not likable at all and is very arrogant so she is not enjoyable to watch. I know it is mean to pick on people's looks but I honestly can't stand to watch her physically or the sound of her voice....so please don't air her anymore!!!

bswinnyc
bswinnyc

Seriously...NO MORE FAYE. Please take Adrienne and Camille with her.

emily138
emily138

What does Yolanda mean she can only afford 1 horse? Seems to me she could afford a whole stable of horses and a staff to care for them. She's married to david foster, did she forget that we have all seen her home? Will she buy my daughter a horse

NadaFan
NadaFan

Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world....will come back to haunt Yolanda. I do have to say though, what a great line! I could listen to her say that over and over again!

olderwiser
olderwiser

Why is Faye on Housewives?? She has been nothing but rude. If she is Adrienne's friend take them both off. PLEASE!!!! Adrienne M doesn't even have time to catch up and make sense in her scenes or blogs. Send Taylor to rehab give her a chance to clean up her act. She has a daughter to support. As much as my family, five women and I enjoy and love Lisa , Brandi, Marisa and Yolanda. We will tolerate Kyle, Kim, Camille. We will not spend another minute of Bravo with Faye and Adrienne. You kept Kim while she went to rehab and is back doing better. Have a heart help Taylor don't boot her help her. Brandi will be able to be herself (nicer) without those pitbulls after her all of the time. Take a vote Andy if you can't tell who we want to see on the show by our blogs. Thank you for listening. Older/wiser (Mary)  

headred40
headred40

Why is Faye being shown on the housewives?? Not cool. She was not interesting when she was involved in the OJ drama. Besides she is not even close to the decorating and design style of Lisa and Yolanda. If she is to replace Taylor- I am for Taylor staying. Taylor has daughter to support. I would rather you make Camille a full time housewife again than ever  having Faye be on for another show. Jennifer; Brandi's friend at least has been on reality TV and has something to offer as a rehab therapist. But might not be wanted as she is young beautiful and has a brain.  

Mom@61
Mom@61

Faye is not a character "we love to hate." She is just unlikeable. Please stop allowing her to insert herself. The ONLY thing that each and every viewer seems to agree upon is that they do not want her in the mix. If we can all agree on that, it is a miracle. Please listen. 

MaireadA
MaireadA

These silly women would never make it on the real life channel where the rest of us live our lives. Why include Kim in a party? She'd rather be home investigating the ghosts in her fireplace.Brandi can be counted on to make a juvenile remark followed by the F-word if anyone  takes issue with her behaviour .Kyle isn't really anyone's friend, but she has so many clothes in her closet that she's hard pressed to find places to wear them ,so she has to show up....and bring Faye.

 Lisa's and Yolanda's parties seem such elegant affairs---lovely surroundings, delectable food . Really seems wasted on this circle of "friends" , as none of their peeves and grudges ever get resolved and they have no problem with throwing fits wherever they happen to be. . Irish saying: Never try to teach a pig to sing. It is a waste of time and it annoys the pig.

redgymdog
redgymdog

You have got to be kidding me!!!! Bravo is adding Faye as a housewife? http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills (she's listed under the real housewives of BH cast members...with her bio), ugh!!!!!

 

First of all I do not want her on the show and second of all that means it will be 8 housewives and we know the limit is 7 so who is Bravo getting rid of? Marisa?, Taylor? or Adrienne?

 

If they get rid of Adrienne then she will turn her wrath on Kyle and we will see stories about Kyle and her husband in radaronline, lol....shucks we can just blame Burnie, lmaof

Liviaa
Liviaa

 @iris1

 She's scared!  Look at the last few weeks.  I think she is beginning to see that there are few people she is kidding!

Kelly21
Kelly21

@sunny56 ...at the beginning of the season I too thought it was time for Taylor to go and now I would like to see this new Taylor stay. After the last 2 or 3 episodes I'm really liking Taylor more than ever. Not only did she find her voice but she is now standing on her own 2 feet and being honest.

nida614
nida614

 @sunny56 I agree with you Sunny, I was one of the people who wanted Taylor gone I've since change my opinion of her as well. I think the father away from Kyle she is the more she's coming into her own. Keep her around for at least another season and see where she takes herself. 

Foonda
Foonda

 @sunny56 I agree.  Keep Taylor, but help her get her drinking under control.  Do give her another year, and do get rid of Adrienne...she is just disgusting to watch and hear.

FanOfCaroleHousewives
FanOfCaroleHousewives

 @Hobart60

 Is Jennifer G Brandi's dark haired super model friend? If so, yes, I think the fans want to see more of her. She is really tall and her house was super nice on the beach. Kathy would be a great cast member if they can get her. I even like Susanne Somers.

zebra23@
zebra23@

@emily138 , I don't think when said " afford" it had a thing to do with money. As a horse owner myself it is a 24/7 commitment. Yolanda, has her husband, who travels, her 3 children, and her her work, plus health issues, all this keeps you busy. If you are doing the (horse), show circuit, that will keep your weekends occupied......not to mention preparation, leading up to and including. She probably could not afford the time or commitment for additional horses.

Diane69802
Diane69802

 @emily138

 I think she has talked about on one of the shows about how they want their children to undertand the value o money and hard work so I believe she just doesn't want to over indulge her children

zookeeper93
zookeeper93

 @emily138 Perhaps she doesn't rely on David Foster to pay for things for her kids and pays for them out of her own income/money. Competitive show jumpers are very expensive. Add board, feed, vet, farrier, etc and it gets really expensive. Throw in the cost of actually showing and it is a very, very expensive hobby. Perhaps she chooses to spend that much money elsewhere or not at all. 

koczusia
koczusia

 @olderwiser Marisa has not uttered an interesting sentence or word yet.Her comments about Dean are hurtful not funny.Why is she a hw?

FanOfCaroleHousewives
FanOfCaroleHousewives

 @headred40

 I heard that Brandi's friend Jennifer was on another show, but haven't seen it. I just like how she is always smiling, I loved her Malibu house as well. Not bad for a single women. And I noticed how tall and pretty she was during the art show episode, when Ken was getting pictures taken with her and Brandi. So I do hope They bring Jennifer on as a housewife, she is waaay better then Faye. Faye needs to go with Kyle and Adrienne!

BlingDong
BlingDong

 @redgymdog

 Don't lose your remote control, then. The great part of television is that there are many channels to choose from for entertainment.

nsnc
nsnc

 @redgymdog

 OMG....if Faye Rancid is on next season - this viewer is out!

BlingDong
BlingDong

 @Liviaa  @iris1

 And, when she saw that same thing last season she tried to blame Lisa at the reunion for not correcting people's opinion of her...Lisa's response was that "it was mean girl behavior" :)

elizabeth.fisher.589
elizabeth.fisher.589

 @zookeeper93  @emily138 - I agree with you Zookeeper.  If you remember a few weeks back, Yolanda said between her, David and Mohammad, there were 12 children/stepchildren between them.  I also agree that she probably doesn't expect David to fund such an expensive hobby - especially since the daughter can ride only one horse at a time.

iris1
iris1

ha ha!!! they have millions and millions of dollars between both of them are you kidding!!!

koczusia
koczusia

 @zookeeper93  @emily138 I'm sure Yolanda's ex can afford a horse or two and they have such a wonderful relationship.Don't understand Yo's comment.

Mona_Munaki
Mona_Munaki

 @FanOfCaroleHousewives  @headred40 Jennifer has appeared on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew Pinsky.  She's a former model and recovered addict.  She helped run a sober house.  She's a tough cookie, dealing with people sky high and abusive on drugs.  I would love to see Jennifer as part of the cast.  She's down to earth, gives her opinion when asked and has a real perspective on what truly matters in life.  It's a shame that Kim or Taylor never reached out to her.  I would love to see Jennifer as part of the cast.

Mona_Munaki
Mona_Munaki

 @BlingDong  @FanOfCaroleHousewives  @Hobart60 Agree with your first statement.  Disagree with your last.  Suzanne already has a business empire.  Twas not I who suggested her as a housewife.  Yo and Lisa are glass half full girls.  Brandi is coming around but it will take time.  She's been deeply wounded and is working very hard to forgive and let her heart mend.

BlingDong
BlingDong

 @Mona_Munaki  @FanOfCaroleHousewives  @Hobart60

 Suzanne does just fine without needing to join a RH franchise. In fact, she said she was really surprised to walk into a situation with cameras when she went to Yolanda's little luncheon. Suzanne is above this kind of drama...they don't want a "glass half full" personality.

zookeeper93
zookeeper93

 @iris1  People with a lot of money wouldn't have a lot of money if they spent it on everything they could afford, just because they could. 

AudreyEH
AudreyEH

 @iris1

 everyone is cutting back these days + it's wise for Yolanda to limit the spending on the horses. I ADORE + ADMIRE Yolanda.