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Vegas Is Their Oyster

Ep 11: Bravotv.com's Editor ponders stripping classes, Suzanne Somers, and more.

Jan 29


Merry Christmas
Next we see Brandi getting her stripper legs with Sheila Kelley, who you might recognize from such amazing programs as Sisters and being a heinous liar on Lost. Now, instead of spending time torturing Desmond, she's working on tormenting those how hate to dance. Brandi needs to perfect her strip moves in order to teach her Night School for Girls. In order to bring women closer to their fully female empowered self, Brandi needs to up her sass. How does one do that? You start by getting your sexy and and creating a concave shape with your body. 

Once that is going well, you take it to the pole, and you hope that you get descriptors like "WHAT-ever" and "Merry Christmas." I know I did.

Eight Days a Week
Next we see the delightful lady Yolanda (she is a lady) making souffles for dear David Foster Wallace. She will head Vegas shortly, but only after her man has been properly satiated with chicken and chocolate. While their relationship might be a touch old-fashioned or intense for some, (My boyfriend wishes I bothered to bake anything that didn't come in a roll. Holla Slice n Bakes) if it works for those lovebirds who are we to judge?

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NOCAgirl1 5 pts

BRAVO=Love all the shows, but I almost want to turn the channel when Faye comes on (HWOBH).  I am not sure if she is trying to be a bad ass and get on screen or she has been told to stir the pot.  I think its bothering viewers more than making it interesting. Please remove her from the show. Cant stand her!!! 

 

suze1 2173 pts

please more from lisa and yolanda and brandi. they make the show fun. the have some substance and sense of humor. i want to have fun wen i watch a program!!!!!!!!!!!

 

LibbaIlovelucy 627 pts

Please let season 4 include, Lisa, Brandi, Yolanda, Suzanne Somers and Ken.....THAT WOULD BE A HIT!!!!!

JuliefromTexas 128 pts

My term for my lady business is "pussy" or "box." The young people in my circle (early 20s), cringe at the word pussy and insist on calling it "junk." It isn't a politically correct thing, but I don't like the term junk. Sounds like garbage to me.:) Ha!:) LOL.

FanOfCaroleHousewives 1193 pts

Can you please hire Suzanne Somers as a Housewife? Now that would be an interesting and fabulous season 4! She rocks!

LibbaIlovelucy 627 pts

Please have a show with just Brandi, Lisa, Yolanda and Ken only....IT WOULD BE A HITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! they are the Best!!!

FanOfCaroleHousewives 1193 pts

 LibbaIlovelucy

 I'd love to see Suzanne Somers as a housewives (if she would do it). She is fabulous! Also, please bring back Giggi and his blog. More Pandora and her bother as well....I like Lisa and Yolanda's friends, please bring them on...Please phase the not so liked housewives out of the show. It kind of ruins the fun of watching this show. Marisa and Brandi are great...the rest are just boring or too much into drama to be effective anymore.

LibbaIlovelucy 627 pts

@FanOfCaroleHousewives I agree , hopefully Bravo will do this!!!

PeterStKing 746 pts

Bring back the Producer's blog and forget this one.

We saw the episode, we don't need this.

Esther194 1190 pts

Who is that dark eyed woman who is always at Brandi's elbow???????  A body guard, or just a friend who Brandi is trying to get on the show?

BlingDong 6545 pts

 Esther194

 If you watched the show, Brandi tells the viewers over and over who her best friend is, and that dark haired woman is her best friend.

FanOfCaroleHousewives 1193 pts

 Esther194I forget her name, but she was a famous runway super model back in the day. I remember her modeling for different highend fashion houses. Anyway, she is one of Brandi's best friends, they have known each other for years. I guess they met on the catwalk. Also, she is the one who owns the house in Malibu where Taylor had her melt down last season. From what I hear, she is a really nice person. I think she should be a housewives in place of some of he others who are not liked!

 
housekat 47 pts

@Esther194 She is Brandi's best friend and is the women who ran the half-way house for the drug addiction show with Dr. ? ( can't remember his name). What is so ironic is that is where Sean Stewart went for his addiction....eeewwww...this should be interesting, lol

erica8123 1806 pts

 housekat  Esther194Her name is Jennifer Gimenez and she is also a recovering addict who gives Dr Drew a lot of credit for helping her with her recovery

 
RCEStar 132 pts

Enough with the stripper poles!

megmuchmore 178 pts

Please, Please don't bring Faye onto my favorite housewives show.  There is just to much negativity attached to this woman. Sorry Faye. I don't dislike her, but I have to change the channel every time she comes on because I just can't bear to look at her. She reminds me to much about the past and the pain she caused some very good people.  I know everyone ought to have a second chance as does Faye, but please, not on RHOBH.   Bravo, consider the the loads of positive feedback on Lisa, Brandi, Yolanda and Marisa.  99% of us viewers really enjoy these woman because they are FUN to watch. Many like myself need an escape from a sometimes stressful life. RHOBH is my escape!  It is deliciously entertaining with some fluff drama. Faye is just way to much real negative drama.

Sophie333 3937 pts

Bravo, the viewers have spoken:  NO MORE FAYE!

 

Esther194 1190 pts

 Sophie333 I wish it were true "NO MORE FAYE".  BRAVO doesn't always listen to it's viewers, but the viewers are soooo overwhelmingly against Faye that it would seem BRAVO would have to listen to them.

JenPincha 2678 pts

@Sophie333 Yay!!!!!!! No Faye!!!!!

budindian 86 pts

Please keep Faye off the show she has no business putting her two cents in.

 

linger 433 pts

I'm sure Bravo will get the message re: Adrienne, Faye and Taylor. They're just fundamentally boring and don't know how to be opinionated without being inexplicably hostile. 

TheRealPalisadesHousewife 812 pts

I really hope the producers see how much most of the viewers enjoy a drama-free episode. That was my favorite  episode this season, with the exception of having to watch Faye and Adrienne. I was disgusted when I heard how Kyle was so excited to tell Adrienne how mean Faye was to Brandi. That was beyond mean girl antics!  Why does Bravo condone bullying like this? It is obvious to viewers Adrienne and Kyle have serious jealousy issues when it comes to Lisa. Lisa did nothing  wrong to deserve this constant b.s. . Brandi won me over at the reunion.  She was the only one who came to Lisa's defense. She defended the lies and false accusations knowing that these spiteful women will TRY and freeze her out of the show. Luckily, it's not working because Brandi is fun to watch unlike Taylor, Adrienne and Kyle.  Can we please have less drama and more fun in future episodes..and please no more Faye on the show! Such a nasty piece of work she is and still full of negative BS.

 

nsnc 547 pts

 TheRealPalisadesHousewife

 I second that!

Beesbad 1311 pts

At first I didn't recognize Suzanne Somers, it's nice to talk about eating right and popping vitamins to fight off aging but she has clearly done something to her face.

Esther194 1190 pts

 Beesbad I hope BRAVO isn't going to bring Suzanne Somers on the show!!!!!  I can't stand her.

FanOfCaroleHousewives 1193 pts

 Esther194  Beesbad

 I love Suzanne Somers. She is the Queen of Malibu! They should do a Malibu Housewives. The women there are laid back, open, honest with hippie glitz and glamour. Like Yolanda. I appreciate them as much as the RHOBH.

FanOfCaroleHousewives 1193 pts

Best episode of the season so far...less drama and more fun and laughs. Its better when Faye, Taylor, Kyle, Adrienne and Camille aren't on the show. Next week we will see why its better without Kyle and Camille's drama.

 

Lisa, Brandi, Yolanda and Marisa can hold the show on their own. Can you please hire some of their friends?

penneyone 4710 pts

Kyle better watch out. Brandi has beautiful long legs and can do a split too. lol......

gracellen 55 pts

After I fast forwarded thru scenes that had Paul, Adrienne and Faye in them, this was my favorite episode of the season so far. Without the ridiculous drama, this episode portrayed what I think this franchise was intended to be - a glimpse into the lives of the rich and fabulous! In my opinion, the average viewer tunes into the Realhousewives to escape "reality" and live vicariously through the women on t.v. To see how the other half lives so to speak. I have enough drama in my life, why would I want to watch an hour of someone's drama and fighting? That is not entertainment to me. I wish Bravo would listen to the majority and rethink who they cast and who deserves to be a "real house wife".

Esther194 1190 pts

 gracellen I sooo agree!  I too thought this franchise would be a chance to see how the extremely rich live.  Then BRAVO brings on poor people like Taylor and Brandi!!!  I still fail to understand why viewers like Brandi. 

jenmiller 439 pts

Get rid of Faye............PLEASE!!!

 

zookeeper93 7420 pts

I like Rosie Pope's :Queen Victoria". 

nida614 2014 pts

I can't stand faye Stop putting her on this show The Fans HATE her.

bobbyanne 410 pts

Thank God ,for fast forward if Faye Resnick continues to be on this show  I will not watch Bravo any more please Andy remove her . She serves no purpose other than being a mean person.

bgznbsb 646 pts

 bobbyanne

 I fast forward through Faye also.  And now I am also fast forwarding through Adrienne.  All she does is whine about "all that she has been through with Brandi".  Give me a break!

Esther194 1190 pts

 bgznbsb  bobbyanne In the case of Brandi, my guess is Brandi made a play for Adrienne's husband and that's why Adrienne "unfriended" her.

RHOBHfavoriteshowonTV 453 pts

 Esther194  bgznbsb  bobbyanne  I think that's a ridiculous theory.

JenPincha 2678 pts

@Esther194 @bgznbsb @bobbyanne Yeah, sure Paul is so hot. Not!

zookeeper93 7420 pts

 loveinchains  RHOBHfavoriteshowonTV  Esther194  bgznbsb  bobbyanne Esther obviously has not watched an episode the past three seasons or her televsision has no volume/sound. 

Futurewoman 26 pts

Bravo,

  I  watch this show with my two teenage daughters and it has lead to some interesting conversations about everything from infidelity, alcoholism, corruption in business, along with the fun stuff like who gets a car like that at 16!!    I hope you will continue to balance the show with the excessive along with the simple things.  A fun escape, much more interesting than Miami!! Never cared for Jersey, New York used to be good!!  Just my humble opinion!

I-told-you-so 1247 pts

What happens in Vegas NEVER stays in Vegas with this group, so please stop sending them there. Send them somewhere that gets them excited. They look so bored.

joytoo 4782 pts

Please, more of this and no more Adrienne or Taylor. 

erica8123 1806 pts

 joytoo

 For some reason Taylor doesn't bother me so much.  She could stay or go but Adrienne HAS to go or I am giving up on BH.

KatNC 267 pts

Dear Bravo,

Please never, ever, ever put Faye Resnick on this show again.  I fast forward or leave the room whenever she appears.

Rockione 342 pts

@KatNC Seconded; I fast forwarded thru that whole scene because she makes me frigging nauseous, just the sight of her invoked my gag reflex and her voice would've have me running to actually gag! Perfectly horrid woman.

Really. 1149 pts

@Rockione I could not agree MORE! She seems to bring out the worst in those associated with her! Faye needs to go, after this season. (Since, this season is already in the can, please, never allow her back). Thank you, in advance.

Nightengale 4186 pts

I find it so funny that out of all the seasons dinners and lunches, the only one that does well is Brandis..no hidden agenda, no mean streak, plenty of love and forgiveness. She is always the bigger person, apologizing, calling Kyle after Mo attacked her at the restaurant to see if everything is OK to go forward. She makes Kyle and Adrienne look like the fools they are. It actually made me feel good. Bravo to Brandi for being more mature, more beautiful and more loving and forgiving than the rest!! Kudos!!

calvin.right 3212 pts

 Nightengale well i did cringe when she brought up Marisas husband loving her more. Otherwise she did great.

zookeeper93 7420 pts

 calvin.right  Nightengale Brandi probably meant that he has more respect for Marisa, in that he was not throwing her under the bus for her short comings, in public, on camera, to someone they barely know. I cringed with what Marisa said as well, about her husband and in front of him, with Brandi whom he doesn't know and Marisa barely does.