For various reasons, we'll never be able to look at chocolate bunnies the same way again.

Before he through Pandora's giant engagement party, he was just a multi-millionaire throwing a dinner party that could have helped Kim Richards fine her dream man.

The party fighting spilled over into the limousine and nearly broke up Kim and Kyle's relationship forever.

Only Kim Richards would host a barbeque and pick up a man while purchasing groceries for said shindig.

What is there to say about this evening that hasn't been said? OK this: please invite Allison DuBois to every party ever.

Oh don't get too jealous for not getting invited, it was just minor procedures Paul was doling out at his "Night of Beauty."

Never forget the night Brandi crutched into our hearts.

Finger pointing, Winston Churchill, accusations of drug use: basically this was the same as every time your family got together to play Scrabble right?

There were guests from myriad animal kingdoms and of course Kyle doing the splits, but most of all, there was a real, live mermaid.

In a 180 from her tea party, Kennedy went country for the big five -- including a twangy serenade from Ace Young.

The Maloof hoof shoe was on full display at her backyard fashion show.

General note: don't use parties as a place to mend hurt caused at other parties. Lest you end up like these ladies, hashing the prior party's fight (Camille's storm out at Lisa's tea party) while crying in front of the ocean.

One word: Chippendale's

The biggest, rosiest party of them all.

This time there was less dancing, but far more crying, when Kyle had to ask Taylor to turn around and head home upon arrival.

In honor of Sur's extensive expansion, the gals gathered to celebrate the "Sexy Unique Restaurant," support Taylor in her time of need, and have Kim debate if she could be pregnant.

Oddly, this is perhaps the least spooky party on the list.

If it wasn't the calming affair all had hoped, we at least found out what the ladies looked like dressed down.

Despite being noticeable absent (see: not invited), Adrienne made her presence known with some rather large flowers.

It's a party! Why not kiss your friend's husband on the mouth?

This year it was all about the dancing, the hamburgers, and the really good looking shots of the family.

Because if an upcoming trip isn't an excuse to throw a luncheon, what is?

Alice had nothing on Taylor's extravagant tea party for Kennedy's fourth birthday.

You know your mom loves you when she gifts you really splendid jewels for finishing college (or just when she loves you in general).

Who did it better: Cedric as a lady or Lisa getting in touch with her masculine side (while still sporting pink of course)?

If you have a home theater like that, watching anything is a party.

There was swimming galore and $25,000 sunglasses, but surprisingly not enough bathrooms to accommodate Brandi's young boys, who took to peeing on Ms. Maloof's grass.

We need to be honest: when we had tea parties, they were nothing like this confrontation-filled afternoon. Perhaps it was all the caffeine.

Yolanda and David Foster know how to throw a party (and set a gorgeous table for 12).

Having David Foster play the piano for you after dinner? Not too shabby.

The spa weekend away, organized by Kim, goes down in history as one of the most decadent get-aways to date.

Who could forget the infamous dinner party where Kyle unveiled her new dining room, designed by Faye?

Sophia looked youthful and gorgeous at her graduation party.

Brandi's Night School for Girls was a party that we'll certainly remember for a long time to come.