As if J. Howard Marshall could have resisted her wiles back in the day.

If you're looking to strip for fitness' sake, Carmen has a plethora of DVDs to get you on the pole and into fine form.

Pre-machine gun leg she was pretty hot. Post-machine gun leg she looked even hotter.

Before she was synonymous with grunge, Courtney endured the grunge of the strip clubs.

A lady with a taste for nudity and business, Danni had one of the first adult websites, Danni's Hard Drive. A lady with a taste for nudity and business.

Somehow the entire movie was still less revealing than her 'Vanity Fair' cover.

We'll never know just how much of Juno's wisecracks were just things Diablo overheard at the strip club.

Bow down.

We're always so excited, and so scared to watch this classic.

You might remember her from the Blink 182 "Enema of the State" album cover. If not, ask your little brother.

Not only did she begin her career as a stripper (while underage using a fake ID), she also starred in a film called 'Zombie Strippers'. Life really does come full circle.

It's a Christmas movie, so we're sure it's already part of your holiday traditions.

Proof that a few strategic balloons can actually be full coverage.

But what would Edward say?

One of the classic glamor girls of Hollywood, it looks like the lady knew how to work a weave. . .

Let's just say things were little more "fully loaded" for Lindsay in this film (we mean her bra).

Showcasing a very different pink bob wig style than Britney Spears did.

No body brought burlesque like Gypsy Rose Lee, and nobody looked as good doing it as Natalie Wood.

Not familiar with the plot of 'Barb Wire,' we'll let IMDB explain: "Post-Apocalyptic remake of 'Casablanca' set in a strip club." Surely you're already at the video store.

While the film is about a serious out of body experience it was Paz's gyrations that sent us out-of-body (if you know what we're saying).

The seminal stripper and burlesque star of the '50s and '60s once had her breasts ensured by Lloyds of London for one million dollars. She retired in 1995, but occasionally still performs, if you're lucky.

Tila might not have officially been a stripper, but the pint-sized reality star's single "Stripper Friends" did take off (sort of) on the charts.