Brandi Glanville

Brandi can't believe the back-and-forth Lisa put Kyle through, and she talks a bit about her makeout with Carlton.

on Dec 2, 20130

I really love watching Kim with her family. She has come such a long way. I've gotten to know her a lot better over these past few months, and trust me when I say her kids are her life. Kim is a sweet, very nutty, soul, and I just adore her. I'm proud of how far she has come in her sobriety, and I know it is a daily struggle because I have plenty of sober friends. I sometimes feel guilty having a drink around her because I don't want her to judge me. But then I have to remember I have never claimed to be sober, especially not on vacations (as you see in the preview for next week's episode).

I felt so honored to be invited by David and Yolanda to watch David get his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. I had never been to one of these ceremonies and it was absolutely amazing. Every which way I turned there was another music legend. I may have snuck some pictures and stalked a few of these superstars for photos with me. I mean, come on it's a once in a life the opportunity to have all of these talented legendary people in the same room! It was a beautiful ceremony and I really enjoyed meeting Yolanda's mother, brother, and Natalie Cole!!!

Joyce invited us all to Palm Springs and, although she wasn't my favorite person at the time, I begrudgingly accepted. At this point, I was getting along with most of the girls. I just really didn't enjoy Joyce trying to drive a wedge between Yolanda, Lisa, and I simply for the sake of getting herself some attention with her embellished story.

Lisa and I were still in a good place at this time, so we decide to do a little bit of bathing suit shopping for our upcoming trip. Although I own over 100 bikinis, some of which are one-of-a-kind that I designed myself, I have a little bit of an obsession with them and can always use more. I picked out a few cute ones, and although I am happy with my body at 41 and after having two kids (and I do workout really hard), it is still annoying to see my little mommy belly baby pooch. But my boys were sooo worth it!

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LanieLou5
LanieLou5

Brandi.... You weren't there when Kyle was Lisa's best friend.... and Kyle dumped her for  the long gone divorcing HW that was a potential client for her husband. It was so heartbreaking, Lisa setting up a lunch with Kyle... and Kyle invited the other HW & totally ignored Lisa... as well as mocked her.


The HW's that hate you are thrilled that you are now stabbing Lisa in the back. Good luck wit Kyle but I hope you repair your friendship with Lisa.

sunny2010
sunny2010

I feel so bad for Brandi. Does she know how bad she looks on TV and on the blogs. I wonder what her children have to deal with. I really feel Eddie & Leann at this point would be better parents. Somebody please step in and get this girl some help. I know it's TV but what she is doing is wrong to herself and to her children. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DawnTu
DawnTu

You don't seem to mind fooling around with a married woman. I thought you hated cheating cheaters who cheat...

rjax
rjax

I like you Brandi...... and I probably always will., your hilareous ....But let's keep it real Girl

You Were stirring the pot  bringing up Marrisio's cheating to Kyle, plain ans simple........and the paparazzi called you a bully , Not  Kyle.......You have no real beef with Kyle ...... why are you trying to make one???Is it because of your new girlfriends? ...... Don't follow the mean girl crowd......it doesn't look good on you

Exodus
Exodus

Kyle doesn't need your pity.  You are only sucking up to Kyle because you want her on your side when you rip on Lisa.  You care about no one but yourself.  You're a sociopath and not even on the intelligent end.  People can see right through you and your facade.  You started the conversation about Lisa in the limo, blamed it on Kyle.  You started the conversation about Mauricio cheating on Kyle at Carlton's and blamed it on Lisa.  You take no responsibility for anything you do.

 

I see you working, girlfriend.  We all see it.  You're setting the stage to blame Lisa for everything you've done by portraying her as a puppet master and you the innocent little marionette. Joyce is right, you're always the professional victim and never at fault for anything.  You aren't a "girl's girl" at all, Brandi.  You're an insecure, sad, pathetic, lonely person whom has to tear down others because you cannot stand to see your own reflection staring back at you.

 

You burned Adrienne when she was looking out for you and you burned Lisa, too.  Karma is a bitch, honey and it's about time you cash in and what you've so desperately earned.

 

I hope you get fired from the show and return back to obscurity and the land of "nobody cares" ASAP. 

RHJunkie417
RHJunkie417

There is a reason your father has stopped talking to you, there is a reason your husband was so miserable he stepped outside of his marriage (not excusing his actions). I really think you need help, worring about being called a bully in front of your kids, yet discussing vulgar racial remarks and your choice of sexual positions on camera should be the real concern. Yolanda and yourself are now the most vile females on the show. Calling yourselves "a girls girl" is so far off base, a girls girl lifts other women up and try to support them above all else. You guys come off as jealous insecure harpies. So NOT a fan.

malajm
malajm

it' funny too that you complained about being a bully but that's what you did to Joyce, people are saying they should call you Leann but that would be insulting to Leann since your behavior makes he look like a Queen and you like the low class mistress

BoredinLugano
BoredinLugano

I cannot believe that you think you will minimize the severity of your comments and behavior towards Joyce by saying, "I talk to my friends like that." Shame on your friends for accommodating your white privilege and conditioning you to think that that is ever appropriate to say. Disgusting. Don't you realize that you are being recorded to be broadcasted to an entire world? Now that it has been consumed by millions of viewers, most of which are forgiving you, produces a form of racial hegemony, and makes it "OK" to say and think those things about women of color. And, Joyce is clearly NOT your friend, so why make that comment?

 

Coots
Coots

I am sure you are regretting some of your behaviors. I can see that you are a very emotional person and that internally you are in great turmoil. I have compassion for that. At the same time you have to raise yourself up out of the victimhood you seem to cling to and gain some control over yourself. Drinking does not help, it does not look good on camera.  From personal experience I can say that when drinking people do and say things that are essentially out of character however the more a person drinks the more that becomes their character. I think that may be the case with you. I think you try, but then you just let go of your filter and wham, mean girl. It is sad because you have all the potential to be so relatable and likable. I liked you the last couple seasons more because it really seemed like you knew you messed up and were trying to fix things and the response from some of the ladies was so bad. But this year its like instead of realizing that you were starting off the season with potential for growth you just became plain mean. And then you blame others or simply say you can't help it because its how you are. Well, you can still be sassy and outspoken and wild and completely yourself without being mean to others and saying incendiary comments that cause pain. Not everything has to be said...

dblake
dblake

You really need t apologize for the Blacks don't swim statement, it was not funny and show that your are very ignorant.

bswinnyc
bswinnyc

You just suck. What no blog this week...smh

ulatowski
ulatowski

My mother's name is Joyce and she hates the name Brandi!  Last week you make fun of Stevie Wonder's blindness and this week it  is blackness.  And you claim your depressed!  How to you think you make people feel that you make your so called jokes about?  I think that the only reason you apologized on You Tube for your mouth on last night's show was so that you could do damage control so as not to lose anymore sales on your new book.  You should take the money that you get from your book and get some psychological help.  I'm serious...you have some big time issues.  Just to let you know, stabbing your friend in the back to get ahead in the show is not a way to get popular.  Poor Lisa!

angi73
angi73

If you're trying to stay relevant, making out with 60 year olds is going to cut it.

 

Beckyy
Beckyy

Brandi, you need to take time off from the show to get yourself together.  The things you do and say to others will come back at you in some shape or form that is not good.

EbonyEyes1
EbonyEyes1

I'm not an overly sensitive black woman but your comment was a bit ridiculous considering that all black women don't wear weaves including the black woman you call one of your best friend earlier on in the episode. Furthermore, black women who don't get in the pool are not concerned about ruining their "weaves" if they have straight hair they are concerned about their hair getting curly or kinky again if it gets wet like anyone else with straightened hair. Getting in a pool won't ruin a weave, it didn't seem to ruin yours!

fairytell
fairytell

You should feel sorry for yourself, you are  uneducated rude and of course that comes with loads of arrogance , good luck in life you surely are gonna need that loser

Lbtjb34
Lbtjb34

You should feel sorry for yourself. You are a train wreck

Paingirl
Paingirl

You were being provocative at lunch with Kyle about Mauricio. In fact, I seem to remember your making comments and innuendos last season about Mauricio in this same context. As you know, Lisa's interruption was to clarify what she thought was Yolanda's remark about smoke. So if you take exception to the comment please deal with Yolanda who was the source of the comment. I cannot wait to see if there are limits to how mercenary you truly are; when someone more wealthy than Yolanda comes along, will you be trashing her on your blog as you are Lisa?

lillinene
lillinene

Brandi, you are disgusting..and, what was that you said to that waitress that got a hold of your ex....oh yeah...KARMA..touché

JstHappy
JstHappy

Poor ignorant uneducated Brandi, god gave her a body, but forgot to include the brain. What a waste of a good body. Just sad.

Flozee
Flozee

Beatrice, oh I mean Brandy sorry but you don't look like a Brandy. Lol oops! You are wrong on so many levels. You don't want to be called a bully in front of your boys then don't act like the bullying, trouble making, self centered liar that you are. And Yolanda is equally as bad, maybe worse. Sober up and take a hard look at yourself, really look. Then get some help. Maybe you and Yolanda and Carlton can get a gang oops group discount.

Zanedee
Zanedee

Sorry Bambi, You bore me get off the show you are too classless to be in Joyce presence. I find you obnoxious and vulgar. Poof be gone!

Nomorerhonj
Nomorerhonj

How do you feel and what are thinking as you watch yourself? We know your thoughts on EVERYONE else, just curious about your thoughts on you.

Paingirl
Paingirl

Brandi. Regret supporting you last season. Are these your true colors coming through? If so they are neither vibrant nor attractive. Lisa defended and supported you all through Kyle's backstabbing and now you support Kyle as she knifes Lisa? Is this because you now have Yolanda as your wealthy friend and so Lisa is expendable? Mercenary and at the least bad form! On another note, remember film is forever and your sons will be exposed to your defining yourself through sex and alcohol. Unfortunate, because so will their peers.

RHJunkie417
RHJunkie417

Such a mess, its almost sad. This thing needs to take her Dutch friend and exit stage left. I can't stand either one of them.

chichilove
chichilove

OMG your jealousy over Joyce is so apparent, and pathetic, you are intimidated by her beauty, body, family talent! Boo hoo go cry in your wa wa wine.

Fab3me
Fab3me

I hate brandy!!!!

Naturalbabe
Naturalbabe

Fyi. Not all black people have weaves.I love that you are outspoken but there is a time and place for those kind of 'jokes', it was slightly disrespectful. Otherwise, love your personality.

Doris_optilook
Doris_optilook

Your race comes from your inheritance, not from the place where you were born.! Don't be narrow minded! I'm portorrican, and I Am not black! My family came from Spain and France. Yes, it is a lot of mixed Here, but that does not said anything about how we are.

ccwats23
ccwats23

Brandy, love watching you on the show. I think you, Lisa, and Yolanda are the only real ones on the show. I also hope that you and Lisa maintain your friendship. I would love to see you guys stick together. As for the other ones, they are all very jealous and insecure women. They were mean to you when you first came on the show, and if l were you, I would have a hard time forgiving them. They are the only mean girls around, no matter how much Kyle tries to say that it is you and Lisa. They already showed their true colors. You are awesome. Keep doing what you're doing!

MissJade
MissJade

Brandi...  not cute, not funny. and no, your "black friends" wouldn't be laughing. Put a sock in it.

givens691
givens691

Brandi reminds me of someone in my family. They just open their mouths and just says whatever they want and I don't know if they care or if they don't know any better. It shows a lack of class and maturity. I hope that when she watches herself of television that she realizes that she owes alot of people an apology and she really has a wakeup call that a mature responsible adult does not speak without using their obvious small brain.

ArtMom50
ArtMom50

icky Brandi--runaway mouth! So disturbing to listen to you. Maybe you won't be on the show next year!

BravoAddict513
BravoAddict513

" all your black friends"  please have a thousand seats.

debbi3.
debbi3.

I agree with Coyhill, your friendship with Lisa was awesome and looked like the two of you really had a connection. Please don't let stupid gossip or any of the other women come between you.  On another subject, there are puppy pad for inside houses, it will give your puppies a place to go, their own personal  bath room and save those beautiful floors!  Have a great day, give Lisa a call and get together for a glass of wine.

sarah22
sarah22

I honestly can not stand you anymore. You were tolerable the past few seasons but his season you are more vile than ever!  please go away.

Tea_For_Two
Tea_For_Two

I re watched a couple of episodes from third season (Paris included)...man, you were so much more compassionate (cooking class in Paris you spoke up for Kim...it was very nice), more ...watching what you are saying,reserved. This season you unleashed all the evil and came completely undone. I suspect some deep underlying psychological issues - problems with finding true love, feud with your dad.And you top it all of with alcohol which seems an easy and fast solution but it's not ( Taylor).  Brandi, i LOVED you last season, i still do this season but hope you go get some help ASAP. Unless all of it is just an act for a good show. And i also wish you from the heart to find YOUR man (not "visiting" JR). Cheers and hugs. XO

latoyaholmes1221
latoyaholmes1221

oh and  by the way I never thought to say this, where Faye Resnick. I feel that is she was on the show that you wouldn't be acting the way you are. I think you were intimidated by her. 

Robson
Robson

Middle age bitchiness? Honey, I hate to break this to you......but, you're middle age on the longevity spectrum, too.

Annie12
Annie12

Brandi, if you'd shut your mouth for one minute and stop stirring the pot every chance you get, there'd be less trouble among the women. You're nothing more than an immature, manipulative, bitter and nasty little girl.

Sheppy
Sheppy

 @Coots

"Coots", this is the VERY best post I have red through al of these.  Very diplomatically well-stated.  If only Brandi could see things this way!

bswinnyc
bswinnyc

@Naturalbabe She's gross with a horrible personality.

MyLilLucy
MyLilLucy

 @Doris_optilook Thank you, that was very well said. I'm boriqua my grand parents are too from spain and france.

Sheppy
Sheppy

 @JockoFrobisher  @Exodus

 I have to join the sentiments of many this season...I was entertained by Brandi in the past, but I think she took us excepting her "pushing the envelope" last season as an invitation to up the anti-- she has now "torn the envelope" and is now just vile and disturbing to watch. :(