Brandi Glanville

Brandi tried to be a lesbian, but it didn't work. Plus she tells the backstory of how Joyce/Lisa's Hair-Gate went down.

on Nov 24, 20130

Awww now we finally get to see the dramatic side of not-so-sweet-and-bubbly Joyce. . .

But before that we must delve into lingerie shopping with Carlton and myself. As I have said before, I love beautiful women, and Carlton is one of them. However neither one of us are lesbians. I have actually tried to be, but it just didn't work out for me. I can't speak to Carlton's experiences, because I honestly have no idea what they have been. As you can tell, I am easily distracted by lingerie. In fact, I'm quite obsessed with it and all other things sexy and girly. Carlton's body looks like it is zero percent body fat, and she is fun, playful, and non-judgmental. Fun fact: the lingerie I bought that day at Trashy is the same lingerie I wore in my epic home tour. Haha.

 

Kim invited all of us to circus school, and, although I had a major kink in my neck, I thought it would be good for all of us to try and do something fun together. However the day before I was chased down with my children by paparazzi saying Kyle Richards had called me a bully. I'm sure you can understand walking in to circus school I felt I needed to have a conversation with Kyle. Kim asked me nicely to let it go for the day because she wanted this day to be drama-free, so I begrudgingly agreed. When all the girls arrived it seemed to be going pretty OK, until Kim snapped at Yolanda for no reason. I personally think at this point they have unresolved issues and it came from that place for Kim. (Sidenote: I had my microphone on a waist strap and so I look five months pregnant. Grrrr.)

330 comments
Elizabethsheila
Elizabethsheila

Each week you are giving your ex live film to take those poor little boys away.  The best you can do is give them to their father for a normal healthy life.  Goodness are you ever sober and your language. If I were your ex I would not let u be with those boys without supervision.

acmgrath
acmgrath

Eddie.. totally get it.  Bless you child for wearing your nikes when you ran. She needs shock therapy.  Such a disrespectful, catty, delusional, trailer resident!  You are irrelevant.  Which is why you behave like an ally cat like the dutch clog.

trudywhiteford
trudywhiteford

One more thing, what does Yolanda bring to the show? She is BORING!!! Does she need The money? Someone needs to tell her that her hair is so over process really! And quit saying the word titty! And she is supposed to be CLASSY! Bravo help!

trudywhiteford
trudywhiteford

Lisa you were never a favorite of mine to begin with. I think you think your a bit sexier than what you are, your not! I could tolerate you when you were Kyle's friend but you have turned into a mean lady. DWTS showed your popularity. Nobody voted for you! The true test would be to let the housewives have a popularity contest. I'm sure Kyle, Joyce, and Kim would win that. You, Yolanda, Brandi and definitely Carlton would be behind in the dust. I liked when you were a true friend to Kyle. Are you sure your 52? You were a much better person when you were friends with Kyle, your meanness has made you ugly. You have nothing in common with Brandi and definitely Carlton.

trudywhiteford
trudywhiteford

Brandi you claim you are so against infidelity. What is the difference between you making out with a married woman or a married man? There is NO difference. You are no better Than Scheana. You kissed or made out with a married woman. What's the difference? You are full of it. You are I guess what white trash is in Beverly Hills. So don't pretend that you are so against hooking up with someone else's mate. I'm sure that Scheana is not the first. Practice what you preach.

Tlr
Tlr

You're a hoot! Keep having fun!

Gofish
Gofish

I realize that you try to be all about the shock factor. You really need to view these shows to see how crude and trashy you appear.  Frankly I believe the other women are over your act and you. They tolerate you because they are under contract.  Grow Up! You are not 25 anymore, but a woman of 40+ with children. Stop playing the woman scorned card... its done and you say that you've moved on. So act like you are.  You come across as a very bitter person. You say you want to meet a nice man and settle down.  "News Flash" Nice men aren't attracted to loud, abnoxious , crude and trashy women.  Clean up your act and start acting like a mature, together woman and perhaps that will manifest in you meeting a nice person to share your life with.  Trust me that will go further then making wishes and burying crystals..    

rudy90210
rudy90210

Is what is really behind you turning on Lisa, the fact that Lisa wants to be friends with both you and Scheana? Immature as it is, I do believe that is the crutch of it, besides having a new storyline for the show, and you having such a big head that you thought you could take all of your fans that you think loved you for your wit and charm, yet actually most of them gave you a chance because of Lisa's approval. It's amazing how while Lisa was backing you up you were able to turn what looked like a complete big mouth gossip fest, by divulging Adrienne family business, into something that seemed a little bit justifiable. Yet, now that you turned on Lisa, like I knew you would, it's clear to everyone, that telling a family secret on a TV show, was down right wrong! You thinking Lisa is disloyal for being friends with your enemy, is not a good enough reason to break your friendship with her, it also comes across really ungrateful for all she tried to do for you as a friend, even though you will never admit she did anything for you! I'm sure your life isn't better having made an enemy out of Lisa, so I'd say that you didn't checkmate Lisa, you pretty much lost the game!

fireplacer
fireplacer

Didn't your big beef with Adrienne result from her telling you what to tweet?  But its ok for you tell Kyle what to tweet?  Hypocrite.  Get over your ego.  As if Kyle would tweet anything nice about you after you clearly tried to embarrass her about the tabloid rumors against her husband.

twiddledeedum
twiddledeedum

Brandi, you are simply adorable and I love the way you and Carlton had fun with the lingerie. Sorry that you are upset with Lisa because you guys were so good last year. Joyce came out of left field with her bologna and now she says you are a backstabber. Talk about a shi- stirrer, she takes the cake. She wants to be a housewife so bad. As for Kyle and Kim, they remain true to themselves and no one else. Kyle won't support anyone but expects them to do that for her. She completely turned me off on game night.  Even though you forgave her it is seared into my memory of who she is. Anyway hope everything goes Ok.

wrentham
wrentham

Brandi, I once got a fortune cookie that read "The road to hell is paved with good intentions". Next time you try to give someone a "heads up" about another friend, remember that line.

I'm glad you're making money. You have really gone through hell with your divorce and seem to be finally starting to heal. I hope you meet the guy of your dreams and come out stronger than ever.

Lubby
Lubby

Are you serious right now? Brandi your true colors are showing this year and if I were you I would pull back as much as possible. Do you not think at some point your boys are going to watch this crap? I'm pretty disgusted by you this year. 

elicat
elicat

Wow! You have gone from being one of the most loved housewives to one of the most hated and in such a short time! I find it amusing that the one thing so many of your fans liked about you is the one thing that so many now dislike about you - that being, your "gutter" mouth! Oh, and let's not forget, you turned on Lisa (that was not shocking to me)!

housewifeforreal4
housewifeforreal4

Brandi, You deserve any bad crap that comes your way. You're terrible to Kyle, you LIED about what you said in the limo regarding Lisa's faint, and you will BULLY with your filthy mouth whenever you get a chance. I can't wait to see your little love fest with Lisa CRUMBLE. Leave the show, you're awful to watch.

taffi
taffi

It is my opinion that most of the castmembers or their PR agents plant stories to generate interest in the show. I  have read that Brandie will play any part or role that the producers ask for.

piperbeau
piperbeau

So basically your willing to cut everyone slack but Lisa?! What a b*tch...

southerndee
southerndee

Doesn't Brandi work at one of those gossip rags.....and you wondered how that got this stories

JenPincha
JenPincha

Hello Brandi , You stated "I Tried Being a Lesbian", Guess what? you truly are getting very tiresome. You'll say anything and do anything for shock value, you want to make sure that you keep that Mug of yours in the spot light -all to yourself. You live to start crap....This schtick is old and so are you.YOU need to grow up and move on at least for your kids. Sadly, this show has lost it's flair because of you. YOU ARE NOT BEVERLY HILLS MATERIAL!

tinad920
tinad920

I have not like Kyle since season 1. Now I like Kyle. All of the things that made you likeable to us, is now what we cannot stand about you. Game night was a gift to you, it made the viewers feel sorry for you and root for you. Now you are becoming the mean girl.

angie0238
angie0238

Betsy 123, you are so right, Yolanda should have told her daughter there is a way to eat and fill up your stomach and be healthy. Try spending all that money on a nutrition expert who will teach your daughter how to eat. Jennifer Hudson lost a ton of weight eating, look up her daily weight loss chart, tons of good food.

 

Well, the people have spoken and Brandi, you are becoming the Taylor of this Season. Lonely and drinking too much? Crying about being alone, no man in your life, having trust issues? Half of every married couple divorces and there are as many divorced people,not just you. You have decided not to "give back to a charity by giving your time" you have chosen to be a calendar girl for tweeting during the night time. What happened to your face? I forgot to mention that. If you have money for Botox and fillers, then you have money for a trainer and go back to school and learn a skill so you can get a job when this show is over. Your drinking or your "out of it" attitude is not good for your family. Sad ending. Taylor saved herself, you should be aware of her life, you accused her of writing that book for blood, it was just for money for all the bills she overspent on to be on TV. Not worth your life.

Picket@fence
Picket@fence

I would just like to say, when I stated Brandi was like putting lipstick on a pig, I apologize. To the the entire pig community, I regretfully, and humbly apologize.

shapi8854
shapi8854

Brandi ,you are trashy and should be ashamed of yourself

 

ESinAZ
ESinAZ

 I  find it very hypocritical of you to think its' okay to "make out" with a married woman. Cheating is cheating, and you, of all people should know that. 

supersue
supersue

Brandi I am so disappointed in you!!!! You are saying it's not fair for your kids to hear someone call you a bully. How do you think Kyle feels when you bring up the "Mauricio Affair"  There is no way you were giving her a heads up. You clearly could see the smirk on your face.  Your being such a bitch not a girls girl like I had called you before. So some advice(hate to throw back your words in your face but.....) Shut the Fu*& up!!!!

Irishgirl2
Irishgirl2

Goodbye your 15 minutes of fame are up!

xxjamboreexx
xxjamboreexx

Brandi oh Brandi for the love of God, please filter what you say before you say it.  

 

However, with regards to the incident at the cirque school. I feel for you, I would love to trash things out first with Kyle first and move on from there rather than pretending everything is hunky dory. I felt Kim was such a hypocrite for wanting everyone to put their differences behind but yet at the same time pulling kyle aside to talk about you. She was also being over dramatic when she say Yolanda was rude, I would have brush it off as a joke.

 

Lisa is a good and supportive friend towards you and I really hate to see the friendship going down the drain. Whatever conflicts and problems that you two may have please call her and trash things out and smoothen out the differences and it is so fun to see the two of you together as good friends.  

sugarcoatnsmoke
sugarcoatnsmoke

I love how you made the decision to join the cast of RHOBH (a decision that you admit did not involve your children) and then blame Kyle for any kind of press hounding around your kids. Even if it was true, and Kyle did tell someone that you were a bully, it's still not her fault your kids were subjected to the interrogation in the first place. Take some accountability. Your priorities are so backwards, which is clear reflection of the delusional way you see yourself when you look in a mirror. 

AddictedToBravo25
AddictedToBravo25

@Gofish "trust me that will go further then/than making wishes and burying crystals" I don't know about that, Carlton seems to have a pretty fine life and family. Maybe more people need to try making wishes....

ESinAZ
ESinAZ

 @2012Lucy

 Carltonis married. Brand icomplains non stop about the women who were with her husband, Eddie, while they were married.

And you think they should have an affair?

twiddledeedum
twiddledeedum

 @sugarcoatnsmoke

 Sorry, if Kyle said it which all the press said she did, then Kyle should bear the blame. She is the one who never ever takes accountability unless they have real estate with Mauricio. Kyle is at fault for trashing people. 

AddictedToBravo25
AddictedToBravo25

@twiddledeedum @2012Lucy Seriously, that is the most ignorant comment I have ever read on these blogs. Frightening actually.

Tea_For_Two
Tea_For_Two

 @ESinAZ  @2012Lucy Brandi is single, and Carlton's husband is probably aware of his wife's choices and loves her all the same.