Brandi Glanville

Brandi attempts to clarify her issues with Joyce and why she got sick in Kim Richards' bathroom.

on Jan 130

We start this episode with Kim and Kyle getting pedicures and bikini waxes while hanging out with their adorable daughters. When the wax lady pulled out giant dildos, all I could think was "Ew don't touch them! Lord know's where they have been." It was fun to see Kyle and Kim laughing and getting along like sisters should.

Carlton asked me and some of her other girlfriends to meet up for a pole dancing lesson before we went over to Kimberly's graduation party. Although Kim and I were not super close at this point, I honestly couldn't remember a time since I've known her that she had hosted anything, so I was definitely not going to miss it.

Carlton had a few drinks before our class. I was not on the same level, but almost instantly I starting feeling dizzy and nauseous. I assumed it was motion sickness from the poles spinning. But later I spiked a fever and was throwing up for the next day-and-a-half, so I think its safe to assume I caught some sort of bug and it wasn't just motion sickness.

723 comments
getgiggywidit
getgiggywidit

Brandi


Don't you see what you're doing?  If you think of it this way maybe you'll do a 180...you need to 'cause your Eddie's new wife is laughing at every episode in which you play the fool...and the pillow talk is...."see what I had to put up with sweetheart."

jjrn13
jjrn13

No Brandi, Ken's comment to Kim was not a low blow.  After mercilessly brow beating the man over missing a HS graduation party, one which they respectfully declined but sent a gift, he lost patience with her and I don't blame him.  Her behavior was appalling.

    These people tolerated years of very bad behavior from Kim who now seems to sit in very harsh judgment of everybody else.

msweety26
msweety26

Why do you have such an ugly character? You are suppose to grow from your experiences..

wules
wules

I agree about leaving the show....your a bitch and a bully...never in my life have I seen someone so hateful as yourself....your father should be proud of the way you act on TV.....NOT....he's probably totally embarrassed as a parent.....then to treat Joyce the way you did and go Wah Wah Wah about loosing your dog, what an actress you  are....I say Karma about your dog....Grow Up!!

cathy1022
cathy1022

You need to treat Buddy better. Whats wrong with you? That poor Dog.

sassygoat
sassygoat

If your children are truly your life,then do them a favor and leave the show.

rg3
rg3

Brandi you ROCK! You are so real and so honest! People want to walk around and be fake that's fine, but you stay true to who you are and that is awesome! Your personality and honesty is so refreshing :) Don't listen to the haters and never apologize for being who you are.. And @Zaworski  is crazy, because Lisa is NOT the star of the show..

BravoWatcher1313
BravoWatcher1313

Brandi - wah wah wah!  Life is so tough.  Think about your choices then.  Think about what you blurt out of your mouth.  Think about what you write in a book and make it completely truthful!  No wonder your dad took a break.     Unlike others, I don't necessarily think you need to distance yourself from Yolanda nor Lisa.  Carlton on the other hand is someone you should consider parting ways with.  Nothing good can come from that friendship, just more of the same o same oh drama you currently have in your life.  Aren't you ready for positive happiness?  Lisa and Yolanda are both classy respectable successful women and you could learn a thing or two from them.  Lisa genuinely cares about you and knows your choices suck often so she has tried to help you get out of that rut.  Lately I feel as if you don't deserve her friendship.  Yolanda too has offered you some great advice and I hope you take it to heart and make some changes in your life.  You often say, I am what I am.  Okay so you want to stay in your sad depressed life having problems with you ex and others?  Don't you think you deserve better than that and it's time to say, hey maybe it's time for me to try a new way?

Zaworski
Zaworski

Brandi, you and your "friend" Carlton should leave this show and sign up for Bad Girls Club. It would be a much better fit for both of you. 

Also it's very transparent that you and Yolanda are very jealous of Lisa's because she IS the Star of the show and the viewers love her class, which you, Yolanda, and Carlton don't have.

RHNC3000
RHNC3000

Brandi- it really seems that you are miserable in your life between your father, x-husband, etc.  You are trying to fit in with people that you don't really and you are allowing yourself to be Yolanda and Lisa's project.  It is affecting your esteem.  Come out from their skirts and stand up like a woman.  I see you going after Carlton too.  You seem jealous of Joyce because she has everything that you want and you can't squirm into making her feel pity for you.  No problem with speaking your mind but PLEASE stop starting fights and running your mouth at someone who is not doing anything to you and then running off crying as if you are the victim.  Stop projecting your weakness on someone else.  That is only making your life worse.  Believe it or not I'm being a better "friend" to you than those around you who are pitying you and encouraging you to sink further down so they can continue to have a project.  You can pick yourself up.  Just believe it or not until you are stronger you need to distance yourself from Yolanda and the others. 

walesgirl
walesgirl

I would appreciate the fact that someone cared enough for me to mother me.  You don't deserve Lisa's friendship.

cindy1963
cindy1963

Brandi I got very upset seeing the way you were reacting toward your new dog, Buddy. You have to give him time to adjust to his new surroundings and you should be happy that he loves you enough to follow you everywhere. I really felt bad the way you were looking at him while Lisa was holding him, it was almost like a look of "disgust" and I hope that's not what you feel! We don't know what some of these dogs have been through in their lives before they get adopted into their "forever" homes, so please I know you miss Chica but show this dog that you love him. THAT IS ALL THESE DOGS WANT AND DESERVE.......LOVE, LOVE AND MORE LOVE!!!! HUG HIM, SQUEEZE HIM AND GIVE HIM LOTS OF KISSES! THEY ARE THE BEST AND THE SAME WAY THEY GIVE US UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THEN WE NEED TO SHOW THEM THE SAME!

W.J.
W.J.

By now you have to realize how unfair and cruel you've been to Lisa especially after you've seen how supportive she's been towards you all season.  I went from loving you to thinking you are a monster!

roxy42011
roxy42011

Do wrong till you get called out, then play the victim. Repeat.

Loverofallthingsreality
Loverofallthingsreality

Brandi please stop getting so frustrated with Lisa for trying to mother you. She only has your best interest at heart and her advice is spot on. You constantly talk about how you are all alone and you have no one to stand up with you. Well, Lisa has always been there to stand up with you and now you are pushing her away because you don't like what she is telling you. You cant have it both ways.


Another thing, please stop acting like being a single mother makes you this weak frail bird who can't handle confrontation which you started. I had my daughter at 20 years old and I've been a single mother since the day she was born (18 years ago). I have never in my life felt I am weaker than anyone because they are part of a couple. Screw that! I am stronger because I have been a single mom and you are too. You play that card to get out of situations where you know you are wrong and you want to manipulate the situation to get sympathy. 


The 'I tell it like it is" act is getting old. There is a difference between being honest (which is respectable) and just being mean for shock value (which is trashy). 


I'm very sorry about chica, I have had many dogs in my life and no matter when you lose them whether through old age or tragedy...it is never easy. 

bravochic
bravochic

Brandi,


Please leave this show and get on a new show. I am getting tired of fast forwarding through all of your scenes. I think Duck Dynasty is a better fit for you - not RHOBH. If Bravo doesn't recast this show and just keep Lisa and Joyce - they will continue to lose many viewers.

Eva18
Eva18

I get it now. After watching Scheana being promoted on Vanerpump Rules I'd would be a bit annoyed myself.  Allowing her to remain working is one thing--promoting her and propelling her celebrity is something else all together. I get it. 

labeachmum
labeachmum

Have you watched yourself during the interviews.  You talk like you have a mouth full of ****,  it you weren't so critical of everyone else I probably never would have noticed.  Just saying.................

Hulali
Hulali

Now that I have watched you for a couple seasons, seen you "tell it like it is", cry about all your woes, and lien on your friends for support, I get a better understanding of who you are and see a pattern to your continual distress.

I seems that you just do not care about the consequences of saying hurtful or embarrassing things about other people.  No compassion for the feelings of others when it comes to what you say.  I don't know if this is  personality trait or something you do to be "interesting" for the show, but you do it over and over again.  What your wrote about your own father (ie a drug dealer) was horribly insensitive to someone you say you love the most in the world.  You humiliated him for one paragraph of shock value in your book, not caring one bit about how he would feel about you publishing this for the world to read.


Normally you learn this as a kid, but somehow you just didn't. What you say can hurt people and not everyone can forgive and forget,  some forgive and some never forget  If you have to spew out words without restraint, then you will continually suffer the same consequences over and over again. Hurting people with your words is not a way to live a happy life.

sofroniidoinita
sofroniidoinita

I personally really like you for some odd reason haha anyway, good luck in the future and don't lose too many gigs =)

mossbeachlocal
mossbeachlocal

Oh Brandi with every episode that I watch you in, you make yourself more of a fool than you actually think. You want Lisa as your friend but I think it's for the perks that she can offer you, I feel for Lisa and hope she soon realizes what a fool you are. Maybe you should watch some of your past episodes to see yourself and how ugly you act.

iamme
iamme

Love you Brandi! You hae more fans than haters!

Barbarajean
Barbarajean

I see you trying to mend fences and it is refreshing. Just keep on the path  you are taking now to revitalize your life and yourself.  Life is too precious to let it et away. Good Luck and eep up the good work.

bluebayou
bluebayou

If you have to tell someone who you are....you are probably not. 

patcaseygold
patcaseygold

You are a mess both mentally and physically. I'm really not sure why you are on this show. No husband, no boyfriend and you can't film with your children, so that makes you pretty irrelevant. You need to do something to gain a little dignity and hopefully a good guy will come along. 

idamae1922
idamae1922

Brandi, you keep insisting that you are so honest but the camera does not lie-you do. "Me thinks you protest too much". I find it difficult to believe that Lisa and Yolanda are so defensive of you. You are just a mean spirited, uneducated bore.

Eva18
Eva18

We've all heard the punchlines: a good friend will help you bury the body, a good friend will be sitting next to you in the jail cell...


But they are jokes. A good friend tries to stop us from making mistakes, from drinking to much to saying something that can't be taken back. 


You may call it mothering but most of us call it being a good friend. Your mistakes are being filmed. Listen to your friends. 

joyfaye
joyfaye

I would have been much more concerned where that pole had been that Carlton was licking!!  EWWWW!!!

BlingDong
BlingDong

You are not the show - Lisa is. If you go away, the viewers will stay. If Lisa goes away, the show is over.

MsDeeDee
MsDeeDee

funny how you excuse away your behavior but everyone can see how mean, jealous and spiteful you are. you are the type of girl who gains the friendship of a ring leader by fake flattery, kissing up with obvious compliments that feed into the ego you worked on old ken first so his wife followed, same with yolanda and of course you flirt with carlton and she is freaky enough like it. 

RoviaHousewife
RoviaHousewife

Chica, you are a hot mess this season. Listen to the advice of those closet to you. Including Lisa. Hope it is not to late to fix things with her. And for goodness sake, back of pageant girl. Be the mature one and walk away from her senseless childlike tantrums. You'll never win.

okidikiepokie
okidikiepokie

@Eva18 

Scheana's work and being promoted should not be depended on Lisa and Brandi's friendship. I would think that would be discrimination. That would be against the law. She is about the only waitress not running with tales yelling and starting trouble

W.J.
W.J.

@Eva18  Brandy had already turned on Lisa before the Scheana thing but  I'm sure Brandi will still use that as an excuse for her horrible behavior towards Lisa.  She's going to have to come up with some reason to try and justify why she so unfairly turned on Lisa.

judy@london
judy@london

@iamme Umm,no,she doesn"t..most of us have finally seen Brandi for who she really is...and it's definitely not pretty.

hotdog51
hotdog51

@iamme that is so not true?....the majority of women have far too much class  and intellegenceto put up with her

gengiskahnswife
gengiskahnswife

@patcaseygold  Oh, and now she's an "author -?" That's a laugh. I'm sure it's completely ghost written. Why? Because she doesn't even know how to talk, let alone write.

Namju
Namju

@patcaseygold i agree.  and good guys don't just "come along."  like anything that's worth something, good guys, good jobs, good friends, etc, are EARNED.

Reba39forever
Reba39forever

@joyfaye Every time I see that picture I think the same thing. Just gross. Not enough alcohol on the planet to make that ok.

PennyPtstop
PennyPtstop

OH, and P.S. You, of all people. should know that "I am sorry" has its place but it doesn't take away that which was said.

Hulali
Hulali

@jaygreen06@iamme Yep, ist called "Indifferent" and its the most  hated category of all because it implies that Brandi is irrelevant