Brandi Glanville

Brandi points to Joyce's husband as the main difference between them and thinks something feels fishy about Lisa's dinner.

on Jan 70

We begin this episode with the end of our SUR dinner from hell. Lisa having a dinner to bring Joyce and I together is ironic because the whole reason we don't get along is because of Lisa and the Hairgate situation. Lisa asked me to act as if Joyce didn't exist and now she is throwing a dinner for us? It's all so perplexing.

The other thing I find perplexing is that Mohammed and Martin are Lisa's two very best friends and they somehow both know Joyce very well, but Lisa had never known of her or met her. Something seems very fishy.

Having a husband and wife tag team me from across the table was frustrating because I'm one person and I didn't have a husband or partner there backing me up. The f-bombs did fly out of my mouth aplenty, but Joyce, with all of her elegance, had no problem saying them right back to me . I got up and left out of the frustration from trying to fight with two people who are both yelling at me, making false accusations, and calling me bulls--- labels.

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prettyliv
prettyliv

 I really like you Brandi - you say outrageous things that are probably (definitely) not sensible things to say... but I like you. I don't get that you're malicious, just not using the best judgment all the time. then again - looking at who gets retained on these series - um... its not proper ladies who get airtime. Sense and good-taste is a dull story line right?


I think brandi is likeable, and her 'in your face comments' are obvious pokes at propriety and other people's posturing..... the whole 'racist' thing was ridiculous. 

mlbheartalvin
mlbheartalvin

Brandi and Yolanda are the only ones on this show that are even close to being honest and upfront. Sure they've told lies but no worse than the rest of them. I think Brandi ROC


KS and I hope she doesn't alienate Lisa as I think Lisa truly cares about her. Brandi don't let the rest of them come between you, Lisa and Ken.

kimsayers@yahoo.com
kimsayers@yahoo.com

Ok, am I the only one who swears that Kim and Brandi have the same house?

bel.belsg
bel.belsg

Let's be objective: Joyce is beautiful, classy and she has a husband that loves her and she feels happy. Brandi is trashy, classless, jealous of Joyce and lonely without anyone to care about her. Rule in life: you are a reflection of your actions and  decisions throughout your life, so...you are a product of yourself.

AndrewM240
AndrewM240

Your "I say whatever I want", fight with everyone storyline has become beyond tiresome.

jonesin4rh
jonesin4rh

"But for as stupid as I am supposed to be..."  You should really proof read your stuff if you're trying not to look stupid. "Just saying!"

#UngratefulBackstabber  #TeamLisa

brightwings1
brightwings1

Brandi is hard to like, I have tried but she is not someone I would ever want as a friend. She is a little out there and behaves so trashy. She needs to stick close to Lisa and learn how to present herself with some class. If she is going to hang with the rich and famous she needs to learn to get out of the trailer park.

frenchy00
frenchy00

If Brandi knew she was distraught by whatever problems she is going through, why even go to the dinner if she knows she can't behave. There is no excuse for her behavior, she acted very trashy and what was up with that comment she made to Joyce's husband,  "f- - k off dude" really? Does she have any other vocabulary or is that's just the only way she knows how to express herself? Trashy is all I can say.

Caden01
Caden01

I agree with other comments. Tacky Brandi and carolton on loosing me. May stop watching program. Brandi , Carolton poster children for double standards.

Bholman65
Bholman65

Mean spirited and I will say again, nothing good will come your way Brandi if u don't change your attitude.

Hogan
Hogan

Am I the only one who noticed last night that Brandi apparently has something wrong with her mouth? Either recent dental work, lip work or something. Her mouth contorts when she speaks. What is that about?

njmom02
njmom02

I am confused.  What is Lisa guilty of?  Whatever it is that you told Joyce about Lisa that Joyce thought she would share with everyone.  Not sure how Lisa is guilty in "hairgate."  I also don't think anyone expected you to look across a table and tell Joyce that people you know in common speak ill of her.  You seem to imply that your tough times are an explanation for your behavior but they aren't.  You also have to be prepared to take it just as good as you can dish it out.

mariahsa
mariahsa

Joyce is annoying so I can totally see where you are coming from.  Plus, she threw you under the bus first so yeah, I can understand that you were still ticked at her...then on top of her annoyances. She thinks she is perfect and definitely comes across that way, which is very off-putting.  I think my inner "mean girl" would come out too.  Everyone makes mistakes and you just learn and grow from it.  Love you B!

TruthtoAFault
TruthtoAFault

Amen ! to that  pnkrck1 , Really its shocking ! Brandi is a fool she is trying to hard on the show and its annoying.  That girl has no respect for herself and zero for anyone else.  Is this how you want to be remembered? Your a mother first.Your mouth is disgusting and you have no shame, you think its cute its not! Grow up, your the PIG! Brandi.

As far as your lost dog incident, Joyce was not trying to up one on you Brandi she was letting you know "I have been in your shoes and lost a dog also. I can relate and feel your pain".  But no Brandi your big mouth screaming and flapping was not able to receive the love she was showing you.  And........(boy are you tiring)!  stop drinking so much and whatever sleeping pills your doing its taking out your own hair, Miss "I wanna take my weave out" ! Yeah we have seen your true colors and we are sick of you. 

No Class is Right! when you come on camera I will flip the channel, and flip back to see my favorite girls on the show.

 

PS. Go pay a visit to NENE LEAKES she will get you straight, cause you got life all ------up brandi.

 

msreally
msreally

Most people who don't have "back-up" don't start fights. You are not bright because you have now done this to : Kyle, Adrienne, and Joyce! Each time you have ignorantly felt their husbands should stay out of it. We can only guess Eddie never protected you against some drunk crazy woman.

msreally
msreally

Brandi: Take your own advice, shut the F up! You like to talk a lot of crap and then start crying like an idiot when you get called out on your obnoxious behavior. You were NOT tag-teamed, as you think. When a person has a partner and that partner hears some drunk, middle-aged nobody, calling their partner names and being a bitch, that partner is going to say something. Perhaps Eddie didn't do this for you and that is why this concept is so "frustrating." You wanna talk crap? Go for it, but stop trying to act like no one should call you out on your ugliness. Therapy for your emotional issues might help you; do it for your sons!!!

Heathermac79
Heathermac79

Brandi, You have been to hell and back! You are a fighter,survivor and one funny lady. Just keep being you, cuz I'm pretty sure your one of the few "real housewives" that are themselves even if it isn't all glamorous I.e fake,phony,neurotic . Ps . I'm loving you when you go light on the makeup, you are naturally gorg,just rock it!

Caden01
Caden01

Brandi. You need to check yourself. Sit down , watch every episode. You are being an a psychotic . Joyce looks like a saint... Just sayin.. She defiantly doesn't want to be your BFF, but she sure isn't attacking you and disrespecting you. Ok , so your husband left you , ya it sucks but...you behavior makes the audience wonder why. You need to rise above the hurt and show some grace. Stop making excuses for constantly sticking your foot in your mouth. Sure everyone does that on occasion. You on the other hand it has become chronic !! 

pnkrck1
pnkrck1

what has happened to this show. I miss when the ladies at least tried to act classy. Between brandi swearing every other word and carlton's freaky sex stuff I am not enjoying the show much anymore.

darlenegobert7
darlenegobert7

I find it amazing that Ken continues to defend Brandi's really bad behavior, it's Brandi's mouth that drags the husbands into the "cat" fights...oh yeah, I remember last year when Brandi got into it with Mauricio and Ken stood up to defend poor Brandi (a so-called defenseless woman "on her own" against a man trying to defend his wife) it was like deja-vu...almost the same exact words.  Brandi is famous for telling men to go "f--- off" or worse, no wonder her husband left and there are no others trying to take his place.  By the by Ken, were you not just defending Lisa to Kim (also a "defenseless" woman with no man to take up for her) what a contradiction.

alisa4
alisa4

Brandi is a grown woman but you would never know it! Give us all a break and grow up!  If these people were your friends they would tell you that the world doesn't revolve around you and only your problems. They need to stop excusing your behavior and tell you how stupid you really look by being so childish!

janiceh3
janiceh3

Brandi is always getting hit with comments and she has not learned to let it "slide off her back like water off of a duck's back", yet.  She is an asset to the show and I still like her.  She is younger than some of them and possibly with less experience under her belt. 

blueinnh
blueinnh

Joyce has so much more class and charm than Brandi, who is mean for no reason and has admitted to "being a bitch" and expects people to accept it. It is so disconcerting to have Yolanda and Lisa on the Brandi bandwagon when every time she is rude they say "that's just Brandi - she's genuine". Yes, She's a genuine trampy mess and so OBVIOUSLY jealous of Joyce.

 

Stay sweet and kind, Joyce and screw the mean dream team - Brandi, Lisa and Yolanda.

 

EXPECT someone to defend themselves. That's all Joyce is doing and she should.

Brandi will end up alone. Sick of her attacking people, then getting all foul mouthed, then crying and playing the victim.

It's a pathetic formula. Just like her. Pathetic.

loripoole
loripoole

and joyce seems to be a genuinely nice person,, she just wanted an apology, which you owed her that. She apologized to you , sincerely... why can't you be sincere!!! just be a nice person... put others first!!!!

Elizabethsheila
Elizabethsheila

If you would stop and look what Kim has had to live with. Maybe then you would stop feeling sorry for yourself.

mmg813
mmg813

You are beyond annoying! Expecting an apology from Joyce.....are you kidding!! Grow up and take responsibility for your actions. You are a miserable person! Quit acting like you are the only person that's ever been cheated on, get over it already and quit feeling sorry for yourself constantly!

Elizabethsheila
Elizabethsheila

First you have no class; u & Carlton dont belong wth these women.  Both of u are trashy as a woman can get!

cgarden
cgarden

Wow saw tonight's episode and realize you are totally hopeless- you are one of the vicious classless people I have ever seen- yuck !

ccjs
ccjs

Brandi, I am not one of your fans but I find Joyce to be such a dictatorial personality that she is very, very unlikable.

MyNeurosurgeonSucks
MyNeurosurgeonSucks

joyce-youce-horsey or however that went LOL horsey stands out mostly because she needs to put a muzzle on it.  It seems like each time things settle down she starts it up again. Give her the benefit of the doubt Brandi, all that hair flipping might be causing brain damage.  Yes she gets on my nerves  too.  You remind me of me in my drinking days(but I was never that hot, skinny and can't walk in heels). But alcohol, even though it started out fun, ended up changing me into someone I didn't like.  I'm just thankful I still somehow thought enough of myself to know that wasn't the person I wanted to be.  I was in AA at 24.  I can't tell anyone they have a problem,  but if you sit back and watch, you may see that's when the problems start.  If you're depressed, and life just keeps giving you lemons, booze only makes it all seem worse.  In a few short years I went from the life of the party to a sad, crying drunk.  I wish you could ignore Joyce, don't give her the satisfaction.  Because each time you get her started we have to listen to her ramble in her annoying voice, like fingernails on a chalkboard.  You have so much potential, and the ability to be sweet-why let your iamage be tarnished by people who simply have no value.  Or as my mother used to say,"If you can't say anything nice then just keep your moth shut!"  Hang in there!

phillyb
phillyb

Brandi, you are a beautiful woman, but it is obvious that you are jealous of Joyce.  Don't stop being yourself, but you need to learn when and what to say.  You have gone after Joyce for no reason.  Be the beautiful and nice woman that we have all seen at times

Charming24
Charming24

Brandi, you say you won't change....how very childish of you.  Grow up and act like a mature person.

Sabela
Sabela

Brandi-

Hey don't listen to all of the negative comments.  Clearly we only see what Bravo knows will make good TV.  You are brutally honest to a fault and everyone knows this so they obviously put you in these situations that they know will set you off.  Plus lets just admit it, Joyce is extremely annoying.  Some people just have a way of getting under our skin without doing much at all.  I would avoid her like the plague.  Stick with Yolanda and Carlton because at least they are real.  Seems as though there are a lot of under lying issues between you and Lisa that we are about to see.  I would have gone with my gut and stayed away from that party.  When we are in a bad place with ourselves personally nothing good will come of putting ourselves in a potentially explosive situation.  The disappointing part is that Lisa did know you weren't in a good place and insisted on putting you in that situation.  I find it hard to believe that she didn't know what the outcome would be.  I hope you are able to gather some strength and support from those close to you.  You are a beautiful person and everything we go through somehow makes us stronger.  I have a lot of respect for someone who can "own" their actions, which you do.  However not just for the sake of your reputation but for your own sanity, try hard to steer clear of the people that bring you down.

Best Wishes

S

 

carm5910
carm5910

Hey... maybe stop drinking and you will be able to figure out that in your drunken state you are the root of the all the problems...... that is what appears to be shown on tv anyways......  and PLEASE stop cursing like you are in a low class bar all the time. 

Hogan
Hogan

@prettyliv I agree with you 100%, however, I think it is old now that Brandi behaves in this way. There has to be an end to it. I agree also that it is intended to express irritation at the propriety of some of the others but enough is enough - how many times does it take to get the point across. WE GET IT, right? The racist thing was completely ridiculous!

neuronanci
neuronanci

@brightwings1 I agree with you and for the life of me, I cant believe Yolanda makes excuses for her as well as lisa does! the caliber that those ladies seem to be, why do they even surround themselves with her....I truly believe shes on something, like her speech seems to be not normal how she uses her lips, and why doesn't bravo try to get her help....she is a train wreck....my heart goes out to her because it seems like people use her as an object....for play and that's it....she really needs help and lastly, why is she even on the show?

neuronanci
neuronanci

@Caden01 I really am disgusted with the show and am thinking of not watching it any more....what happened to having class? similar to the way new York housewives went.....BH needs a makeover!

mlbheartalvin
mlbheartalvin

@mariahsa I agree!!!!Joyce is so full of herself and she thinks of herself as a fighter when all she is is a shallow me, me, me person. I'd go with Brandi as a friend any day over Joyce. Brandi has said several times that she has a temper and goes nuts. At least she's honest where as Joyce is about as phony as I've ever seen on these shows


Phillygirl2011
Phillygirl2011

@TruthtoAFault You are telling to Brandi to see NeNe!  NeNe is nothing but big mouth trash herself.  NeNe has a foul mouth and temper - remember her tirades and getting in your face moments.  She thinks she is a big deal now with a huge ego which is not warranted.  There has to be a better role model than NeNe.  

Hogan
Hogan

 @darlenegobert7 I agree Darlene, but it was the content and entirety of the situation that caused Ken to say something to Kim. Kim was the aggressor and essentially called them both liars. They clearly RSVP with regrets long ago and sent a gift from Tiffany. That Lisa forgot they were home in time to go speaks to the tiredness. They said they were not going long ago, why Kim had to raise that question is a mystery. Who cares whether they stopped at their own restaurant to eat before going home???? And let's face it, I love Kim but she was being the hypocrite in the situation. Kim deserved Ken's reaction.

playtone22
playtone22

 @ccjs so because Joyce is "unlikable" it equals justification for the nasty comments Brandi spews every chance she gets???  I'm just curious if that's what you're intent was in your comment.