Carlton Gebbia

Carlton shares why she waited so late to cancel, what she actually uses in the sex room, and what made her die laughing.

on Dec 23, 20130

Burlesque room. . .I am sooo excited to do this surprise room for my husband. Our home is so open plan with very few doors, so not much room for privacy with our kiddies. With this room at least we are home, but safely locked away downstairs. I want it to have a burlesque feel with a platform, as David loves to watch me dance so this would be perfect. Years ago I used to dance (ballet and modern mainly). I love to make our relationship fun and sexy, and, 18 years later, I think we've done a pretty good job.

Yes well, Elizy discovers a box of naughty toys, but seriously most of those were given to me as shock value gifts way back from my bachelorette party night. Half I've never used -- but are hysterical memories! Sadly didn't keep the blow up doll from that night. I'm not into hardcore toys. No S&M or fetish for me! Not that there is anything wrong with that. No pneumatic drills or anything that will to chip my teeth, only pain free naughtiness.

223 comments
Charming24
Charming24

One...not forty. Two...hypocrite.  Three...intolerant.  Four...insecure.   Five...insufferable.  Six...hateful   Seven...unintelligible

mickeymack
mickeymack

Carlton is rude and a snob.  I think she is quite ugly, outside and inside.  She worships the devil and has no respect for her body.   

unomas66
unomas66

I'll keep it simple.  Haven't seen one scene on this show that shows you in a way that makes me look forward to seeing more of you. I find you very negative.

 

susielyn56
susielyn56

You call Joyce & her husband creepy, lady, you are the Queen of Creepy. You obviously don't have ability to see yourself through someone else's eyes and you really do need to.

NAPALM
NAPALM

say Carlton, are you BI?? It's so hard to tell.

Kareno
Kareno

I used to enjoy BV housewives because the ladies were beautiful and had some class. Brandi and Carlton are disgusting. I can't imagine why the others would want to be associated with these two.

Pottymo13
Pottymo13

Carlton, if you weren't so pathetic and so needy one could almost find empathy for you. I have never seen a woman so desperate to keep her man home and a man so mired in sexual attention that you display crap so out of date in order to do so. Its clear you know in your heart you're not a very attractive woman so you do these god awful displays of diffusion to distract yourself from facts. You curse like an idiot, you've gone to the dark side for attention and now this...please if there's anything left in that brain of yours....try kindness and a softer heart with softer words....it makes ever the elephant man look attractive.

WOWWOWWUBSY
WOWWOWWUBSY

Which was it Carlton....You waited til the last minute knowing you were sick but you really wanted to go anyway or you called when you knew you were ill because of Yolanda's immune system. So you're creepy and a liar.

patricia.wilsonbisson
patricia.wilsonbisson

She may not be able to stop laughing but it would be a cold day in Wicca before I'd let her watch my babies.

Flowerchild1980
Flowerchild1980

You are creepy and not in a good way. You look cheap and sorry but money hasn't giving you any class. You may not like Joyce but to see her in a dark light it says more about you than her. Look into your heart and find love and peace.

Nomorerhonj
Nomorerhonj

You're one to call ANYONE or ANYTHING creepy!!!!

kh123456
kh123456

Where do they find these weirdo's like Carlton !!!! YIKES

Suryonhan
Suryonhan

Not sure if I want my children to be watching that if I were in your shoes....rather tasteless....and NOT sexy to flaunt your whole intimate life on national TV.

lizluvzandy
lizluvzandy

I find you charming and offensive at the same time.  I know this, I'd always stay on your good side and I 'd for damn sure keep my man away from you.

Anyone who kisses and tells like you is dangerous.

LVanessa
LVanessa

hahahaha...looooooooooooooove you sister witch~ love you and Yo and Brandi...Joyce...not so much, she is the epitome of everything loathesome..... ; )  BB

BmoreBravo
BmoreBravo

Let me get this straight- you find it creepy for a wife to call her husband baby, but you joke about asking your son for his tongue when you kiss him, are openly sexual with your in-laws, and talk about screwing in a confessional... Smugness and hypocrisy is your forte, huh?

Success1
Success1

Carlton is a sad (and rather scary) representation of housewives of BH...

rockemsockem34
rockemsockem34

Carlton....thank goodness your husband is no 'baby' . What a gorgeous, confident man he is as well as you. Enjoyed reading and learning about your religion. Call me isolated, but I had no idea it existed. Kudos to you for being natural..... Unlike the other new housewife. I can't stand phony pageant girls.

Breen1
Breen1

that dinner was funny - there is something so irritating about joyce, you just want to drag her into the deep end.

Chandler13812txxx
Chandler13812txxx

I don't know why everyone is saying such mean things about Carlton!! What has she even done!? People just don't like that she's friends with Brandi. Well, I love Brandi- and I love Carlton!! The two of them are so fun to watch and they are not at all offensive, to me. I think everyone needs to lighten up and hop off!! People make so many rude accusations about people they haven't even met before!! ridiculous.

ALS41
ALS41

How funny you calling Joyce's relationship with her husband creepy...now THAT is funny!

LornaB
LornaB

Carlton, I find you extremely interesting, beautiful, fun to watch. You seem to have a great time with your kids and friend Elizy, I can't comment on your interaction with your husband as I haven't seen much but hoping to in the near future. All this negative bull that is left on these blogs is disgusting. Happy New Year!

katryder
katryder

Thank you! Hoyce and " Baby" creep me out. Jacqueline came on this show determined to be Kyle's lap dog and while she's succeeding at that, she'll come to regret it as Kyle's not the most loyal gal in the world.. DREAM TEAM ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

David7703
David7703

Couldn't have said it better myself. Just creepy. Baybee and little girl are not references my husband and I refer to each other as. I would be offended if my husband called me his little girl and then wanted to get in bed with me. If this is Joyce's story line it's over. More team Carlton please.

Rhonda22
Rhonda22

You want to be part of the dream team that talks badly behind your back?? Nobody on this show are friends.

urfun2watch
urfun2watch

Hi -  love the show.. Carlton you explained your absence perfectly (not that you had to)..   Definitely the dream team..

AddictedToBravo25
AddictedToBravo25

LOL love to read your blog! Joyce's talking head LMFAOOO Perfect!!!

JockoFrobisher
JockoFrobisher

Isn't it pretty typical for people to refer to their significant other as baby?   They do around here where I live. It's called a term of endearment. 

CasualObservers
CasualObservers

Carlton, Something tells me that your thinking on the issues goes something like this. Calling your spouse, "my baby, and saying,  "I have three babies at home"  gave you the creeps. Why? Because it sounded like baby talk. It sounded like a mother talking about her children. And you have little tolerance for baby talk. Then you decided to share about the nanny, beautiful women and your own predilections. Having women in your life, (lovers or otherwise) and building an adult hideaway with some shiny toys...you expected that people would appreciate the difference. You may have even said to yourself, they will understand that my relationships are more, evolved, sophisticated and without the need for dependency. But that didn't happen. People who present the way Joyce does seem like perpetual pom pom girls. But despite their manner it would do you well to understand her. Pom Pom girls, beauty queens etc.. have a tendency to be unafraid, skilled and determined. I hope the more we see of you, your sensibility is described more effectively. Some of this just seems like editing for the sake of creating drama, not for showing the differences between others.

tonya.liscombe
tonya.liscombe

Kyle is right about you, you are looking for"tits on an ant"

TheArtOfWisdom
TheArtOfWisdom

Miserable, Black Hole, of a blog. Filled with spite, hyper-criticism, fear, and of course lacking any sitings of an intelligent vocab base or sensible education by it's author. I do have to give you this one though, you are wising up a bit... this week, no poorly fabricated or plagiarized inanities for me to again call your bluff on with logic and facts, about who you think viewers might find mesmerizing and who you want us to believe you are. Here's this week's memo courtesy of me: Sensible people don't take to people who spew hate. Get an attitude lobotomy, stat.

chichilove
chichilove

And you are calling someone else CREEPY? Now that is hysterical..... 

CarrieIsGlowing
CarrieIsGlowing

You get mad a Kyle for wanting a Bee killed that could kill her but take no offense to the fact that Yolanda's husband bashed you for minutes on end? Ok. Obviously you are on team EAGER TO FIT IN. Get Original or take a seat.

addictedtoRHOBH
addictedtoRHOBH

Uh, yolanda and her husband insulted you implying you're not as proper as they are. Bet if Kyle said that your eyes would be rolling (again) and you would be saying " bloody hell...I can't stand drama". Being accused by Yolanda of being improper is much more offensive than Kyle walking away from a conversation. Is your ego that fragile? what do you have against Kyle, anyway?

Lubby
Lubby

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Joody
Joody

You did hear yourself refer to your husband as a boy when you were in your sex room, right? 

Is that creepy, also?  I don't think it is, anymore than I think Joyce calling her husband her baby is creepy.

SkyAfonso1
SkyAfonso1

Please go away...don't like anything about you!

piperbeau
piperbeau

Sorry Carlton Im over all your sex talk!! I get it your "naughty" but the theme is getting really old..... When you give Brandi that I want you look, I find that really creepy....   A hell of a lot more creepy than Joyce referring to her husband as baby!!!!!!! Stop being a hypocrite!

rockNrollBravo
rockNrollBravo

Carlton you are a piece of work. You wonder how Kyle could say something about Lisa's tits but it's ok for you to kiss Brandy and talk about it on national TV? Not to mention your references to your own sex life. Hypocrite comes to mind. It is apparent you are jealous of Kyle and Joyce and this is what fuels your constant digs. Where did Bravo find you? I can't wait to watch the tables turn on you and if you stay on that show, they will.

 

 

 

 

donnabug
donnabug

I thought Brandi was uncouth, we'll Carlton has joined her and the deserve each other hopefully they will leave and get some new people with class. Kyle, Please hang in there, you and Joyce are the only ones worth watching anymore. Lisa, Brandi is going to turn on you and it's coming soon! Kim, we'll Kim is Kim.

Pottymo13
Pottymo13

 @BmoreBravo You gotta shake your head over some of the nonsense this woman talks about. I hope next season she is gone. Can't stand the site of her face nor the crap she spews. Its so ridiculous, its almost scary. You curse around your kids like your a sailor and yet...would coddle a bee or a squirrel like they're your own????? Cray cray!!

webbwoman61
webbwoman61

 @Success1 I totally agree and hope she does not come back next season!  Creepy!

Hulali
Hulali

 @TheArtOfWisdom

 This blog s her opinion of what happen on the show. She is not writing to appease your snooty attitude.  Carlton is different from the other housewives and I find that interesting.

miamorphos
miamorphos

 @Joody I believe that Carlton cannot think of anything she does as wrong. She freaks out when other people mention sexuality, for instance -- almost had a low-class British heart attack when Joyce's husband mentioned parts of the human body -- but she rubs her reproductive organs all over the camera and gloats in that weird, 60-ish voice of hers.