Carlton Gebbia

Carlton how she felt about Kim's angst at Cirque School, Kyle's "tweeter," and Joyce's Hair Gate.

on Nov 26, 20130

So yes I am about having beauty and beautiful women around me. . .But isn't that subjective? What I find beautiful you may not. I believe primarily in beauty of the soul, but if you're an ugly troll within your heart then you're just plain ugly. What floats my boat may not float yours. I do honestly feel girls are super powerful and beautiful. . .I'm OK with that, we really are a very fun species!

Regardless of what I think about certain girls in this group I would never undermine them as wonderful mothers. I think we all have done a exceptional job with our children. I have to say Yolanda's relationship with her daughters is so wonderful to watch. When I look at them it reminds me of my girls, and I continue to wish that for my babes. To always love each other and protect one another. Sisters can be tricky, but I pray that I succeed. Raising children is by far the hardest accomplishment for any parent and I still believe that especially single parents should get a bloody pay check because if we can bring into this world well adjusted loving and caring children, there is no bigger accomplishment.

I adore Brandi obviously, she makes me giggle, but we didn't bury any bodies. . .I mean crystals! When she's ready to do it. I am a huge believer in visualization and the power of crystals.

356 comments
Juju4real
Juju4real

I don't dislike you Carlton, but you need to remember that you are the new girl on the show and there is some kind of hierarchy that you need to respect. Some of those housewives, notably Kyle, have been on this show for far longer than you have and you need to remember your place. You can't come into a place of work, yes even reality tv is considered work, and act as if you own the place and look down on other "workers". That's just a very stupid thing to do on your first day at work. Just be impartial with these girls, learn who they really are as you go along, and then make your own decisions as to whom you choose to remain friends with. 

 

You didn't come into this show with a battle plan which will eventually be your downfall. Had I been you, I would have played this game in a smarter way and first teamed up with Joyce as she is also a new girl, regardless of whether or not I like her. Doing so would have done 2 things: 1/ Given me access to possible friendship with Kyle and Kim. If you're friends with Kyle, then there is room for friendship with Lisa. Although they're not the bestest friends at the moment, they will always love each other and will most likely rekindle their friendship at some point. 2/ If I'm friends with Kyle and Lisa, that gives me instant respect from Brandi, which in turn will make me look good in Yolanda's eyes. 

 

Remember, keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. There, that would have been my way of entering the housewives' world! 

 

Besides, the more housewives you have in your pockets, the more fans you'll have, and the more you will be liked. You truly dug your own grave and I don't think you're going to make fans of this show like you at this point, seeing how judgmental and grumpy you always are. 

 

msmsp
msmsp

Carlton looks like she doesn't wanna live this life. She looks so sour and unhappy. Judging people asking your religion because you put hundreds cross around your house but letting someone called you name and you are okay with that, I don't know either your stupid or mean. 100% hypocrite. Don't know even why they put Carlton in the show, maybe as confetti to add some messiness and create more drama.

cutetay7
cutetay7

You get upset  because someone kills a bug or ask you your religion.  You are truly a dreadful person to watch please get off the show

zoeandelyn
zoeandelyn

I am trying to understand why you are on the show.  You come across as a dark, unhappy person.

 

 

Babbs0145
Babbs0145

Carlton is ugly inside and out. How did she get on the show? Bought her way on?

trixie123
trixie123

you have to be the most annoying hypercritical housewife I have ever seen on any of these shows.  You are so judgmental but yet pretend to be so open minded.  you are so easily offended.  lighten up for goodness sake. 

elaineolivia
elaineolivia

carlton and brandi add some fun the show.  Lisa and Yolanda are secure.  No doubt that annoys some especially on the show.

jewelofthenorth
jewelofthenorth

MEOW... you just get worse and worse.  I REALLY tried to like you, not that you know or would care... but, as a member of a program I watch, one wants to like all of the 'players'.  I find you VERY hard to embrace on ANY level.  You are the single most judgmental and two faced person I have seen on ANY of these shows.  You let Brandi glide by with tasteless comments, crude actions, etc. HOWEVER, the slightest PERCEIVED anything from Kyle and you are all over her like a cheap suit.  I am no huge fan of Kyle's,but it almost feels like you are PUSHING us to take her side against your cruelty.  Go figure... you are certainly a piece of work, just not a piece I have any interest in.

hannah79
hannah79

You go to the beat of a different drum; not totally sure about you.  But you are definitely unique.  I do think that you are right -on; on some of the assessments.

Suzanne44
Suzanne44

Lisa and Yolanda have this superior attitude about them and seem to look down on their American counterparts.

 

Carlton is just creepy and every time Brandi appears, I feel like taking a shower. She is just crude and vulgar and just nasty. Her face has also had so much Botox that it totally frozen.

Tlr
Tlr

Carlton, stay cool!

HWseer
HWseer

Honestly - I think Bravo is playing us! No one can act like this and still be able to look in the mirror. I just hope they pay you well, Carlton?

lvbravotv
lvbravotv

Carlton,

 

You seem to have passed judgement immediately  with Kyle and Joyce.  At the lunch that Kyle had you were so upset about the Bee and went on and on how your religion is in touch with nature...I am pretty sure the animal that made the leather jacket you were wearing that day would be upset that you did not stick up for it the way you did for that bee.

Your home is full of religious artifacts and many items that are conversation pieces...if you are some one who says they love all different religions and the symbols that represent them; why are you SO offended if someone asks you what religion you are?  And it was not the first time you met her.  Then when Kyle asked if you were a witch you again got all bent out of shape...To me Kyle came across as just being uneducated in your religion...and well lets face facts you are a witch you said yourself you used to practice dark magic.  You could have easily taken the high road and said I am actually a Wicken and educated her...instead again you had to act like you were so offended.  

While I do agree with you about Joyce ~ Brandi saying that she is "tight as a tiger" is much funnier and easier to take then what Joyce said..but then you then go in your interview and say "My husband is hung like a donkey; but I don't go around saying that"..news flash...you just did... to millions of people.  And while your husband is super hot...you really did not prove your point.  

I am not a huge fan of any of the housewives on BH...I like each of them for certain reasons and don't have a favorite. I feel like they are all hung up on the tabliods; it's just insane to me that Brandi would be like oh the paparazi told me you called me a bully and she'd believe as if it were her best friend saying it.  But...I guess that's their reality.  

I am just unclear as to why you have to also act like the "mean girl" to them when they have done nothing wrong to you.

I do agree all of you seem to be very wonderful mothers...I just wish you would all support each other in other arenas.  None of this will ever stop me from being glued to the TV!!!

 

 

piperbeau
piperbeau

Carlton I think your gorgeous! I don't know if its my t.v. or what but it always looks like you have on brownish blush??!!

DawnfromMinneapolis
DawnfromMinneapolis

I think your becoming friends with the wrong ladies....it should be Kyle & Kim not Brandi and/or Yolanda.

Beyoncca
Beyoncca

Last season Kyle had Fay Rancid doing her dirty work, calling Lisa out and Camille in previous seasons. Now that Kyle has to stand on her own, she's all of a sudden the "victim" this season. I think not! #Kyle's the BULLY

erica8123
erica8123

I'm sorry but I am diggin' Carlton.  Sure she may be slightly off but that isn't something that I am hung up on.  Besides, it's kinda cool Bravo put someone on the BH cast so out of the "normal/stereotypical" BH woman.  Her comment about Joyce is spot on to my opinion.  I am much happier with Carlton then Joyce as far as newbies go.  

I am already sick of Kim and Kyle and wasn't even going to tune in this season.  I decided it may be a better cast with Maloof off the scene and so far it is.  Kim needs to get a reality check and Kyle is just a joke. 

GAgirl1
GAgirl1

I'm not sure how the orange crypt keeper got on the show. What happened to Marisa? I loved watching her and believe it or not the other orange crypt keeper Faye was a pleasure to watch compared to this witch.

shysharon
shysharon

man o man, this website needs a serious update, either you can't type on it, or the responses you send us by email aren't here! What's up?

jdrflorida
jdrflorida

You have adopted these affectations that you seem to think make you mysterious & unique. I just think you're strange. Get over yourself.

Kimberly07
Kimberly07

Carlton, you are so weird. I think it's hysterical how easily offended you are by Kyle, but foul mouthed Brandi doesn't offend you? Maybe that's because you have a lesbian crush on her! And btw, your house is creepy looking.

wrentham
wrentham

You're a drain to watch so you must be a drain to be around. Such a Debbie Downer. I think it's how you get your kicks, making people feel uncomfortable, especially in a crowd by going after someone - anyone. You said you no longer practice "dark" witchcraft but you come off as a dark and angry person. You don't have a chip on your shoulder - but more like a boulder. I pray this is your first and last season. Bravo doesn't need another mean girl.

skerseysc
skerseysc

I was not sure at first, but I am definitely a Carlton fan.  I do not on the other hand like the hair bouncing Joyce.  Her attack at Lisa was ridiculous.  What a way to try and get some sort of attention on camera. 

delusional
delusional

Human are a species, women are a gender. 

RoseWilde
RoseWilde

When Brandi was on the Howard Stern show, he asked her why rich people who have everything want to do reality shows. She answered, "They have everything but fame - they want fame. They want to have their moment where everyone's looking at them."

 

Carlton definitely brings this quote to mind. It describes her perfectly.

maurae
maurae

Yay team Brandi, Carlton & Yolanda. You are all a breath of fresh air, honest, straight forward and down to earth. Keep it up. Joyce fits nicely with Kyle & co - fake, two faced and of the type who can dish it out but cannot take it.

debgif
debgif

You look like a much older Morticia Addams. OMG what was bravo thinking. Well I'm getting kinda bored wit BH anyway if they would just get rid of you Yolanda and Kim  it might help now I have another person I have to fastforward through not much of a show left to watch.

Laurenpru
Laurenpru

LOL!  I agree totally on your take about Carlton and her sensitivity about being asked about her religion by Kyle. Carlton's house looks like a damn cathedral. Anyone's most obvious first question would be about her religion. If you don't want to be asked about your religion, don't plaster religious artifacts all over your home, it sends the message that your pretty bold and open about religion!!

JockoFrobisher
JockoFrobisher

 @GAgirl1

 I couldn't really figure Faye out.  But I'll tell you one thing.  If you had ten like her, you could win any battle against a huge army.

Candygerlz
Candygerlz

 @GAgirl1 My guess is that Faye and Marisa got tired of the rude comments from viewers. 

mrsdonut
mrsdonut

@shysharon .....Agreed, Sharon. I thought it was because I post using my iPad! I think the updates come sooner than they get posted on here.

sandi2
sandi2

 @jdrflorida Carlton is the least of ALL the housewives who is stuck on herself.  You need to learn how to read people. 

jaygreen06
jaygreen06

 @jdrflorida I don't think she's interesting enough to be strange. She tries too hard.

Beyoncca
Beyoncca

 @Kimberly07 There's a difference. Kyle asking someone "what religion are you" , and "are you a witch" can be quite invasive. Who needs to know those things the first time meeting someone.

I agree with Carlton, Kyle simply asked for shock value only.

Love Carlton!!!

erica8123
erica8123

 @skerseysc Thank You!! With all the Carlton haters I was starting to feel alone on fanship island.

I agree 100% about Joyce and would rather watch Carlton everyday!!!!!

erica8123
erica8123

 @debgif Well, I rather watch a wanna be Morticia over a two faced Kyle

JockoFrobisher
JockoFrobisher

 @erica8123  @debgif

 Actually, idiots can be very entertaining  CAN BE.  Having said that, she didn't call the entire cast "idiots".  Just Carlton.  Personally, I wouldn't say she is an idiot.  But she seems mean as  all get out to me.