I don't dislike you Carlton, but you need to remember that you are the new girl on the show and there is some kind of hierarchy that you need to respect. Some of those housewives, notably Kyle, have been on this show for far longer than you have and you need to remember your place. You can't come into a place of work, yes even reality tv is considered work, and act as if you own the place and look down on other "workers". That's just a very stupid thing to do on your first day at work. Just be impartial with these girls, learn who they really are as you go along, and then make your own decisions as to whom you choose to remain friends with.
You didn't come into this show with a battle plan which will eventually be your downfall. Had I been you, I would have played this game in a smarter way and first teamed up with Joyce as she is also a new girl, regardless of whether or not I like her. Doing so would have done 2 things: 1/ Given me access to possible friendship with Kyle and Kim. If you're friends with Kyle, then there is room for friendship with Lisa. Although they're not the bestest friends at the moment, they will always love each other and will most likely rekindle their friendship at some point. 2/ If I'm friends with Kyle and Lisa, that gives me instant respect from Brandi, which in turn will make me look good in Yolanda's eyes.
Remember, keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer. There, that would have been my way of entering the housewives' world!
Besides, the more housewives you have in your pockets, the more fans you'll have, and the more you will be liked. You truly dug your own grave and I don't think you're going to make fans of this show like you at this point, seeing how judgmental and grumpy you always are.