Cast Blog: #RHOBH

Carlton: I Should Have Been Drinking Heavily

Carlton how she felt about Kim's angst at Cirque School, Kyle's "tweeter," and Joyce's Hair Gate.

So yes I am about having beauty and beautiful women around me. . .But isn't that subjective? What I find beautiful you may not. I believe primarily in beauty of the soul, but if you're an ugly troll within your heart then you're just plain ugly. What floats my boat may not float yours. I do honestly feel girls are super powerful and beautiful. . .I'm OK with that, we really are a very fun species!

Regardless of what I think about certain girls in this group I would never undermine them as wonderful mothers. I think we all have done a exceptional job with our children. I have to say Yolanda's relationship with her daughters is so wonderful to watch. When I look at them it reminds me of my girls, and I continue to wish that for my babes. To always love each other and protect one another. Sisters can be tricky, but I pray that I succeed. Raising children is by far the hardest accomplishment for any parent and I still believe that especially single parents should get a bloody pay check because if we can bring into this world well adjusted loving and caring children, there is no bigger accomplishment.

I adore Brandi obviously, she makes me giggle, but we didn't bury any bodies. . .I mean crystals! When she's ready to do it. I am a huge believer in visualization and the power of crystals.

Going to the Cirque, I knew Kim really wanted our day be stress-free, but she did get a little intense, which sort of sucked the fun factor out of our circus balloon. She told Yolanda off for being rude, which I felt was not warranted, and then it sort of went sideways.

Kyle shared a lovely image with us all as she said her "tweeter was getting chopped off" while she was suspended in the air, which was not a visual I particularly wanted seared into my memory. A very unusual name for her roped burned vajayjay. . .I guess no more party trick SPLITS for you sir.

A perfect ending to the day as we head over to Thomson Hotel which still continued to be a barrel of laughs! THIS was the day I should have been drinking heavily.

Oh Joyce causing drama for the sake of drama. . .Making a big thing was exactly what you wanted to do with Lisa. Firstly pulling Lisa aside publicly wasn't as spur-of-the-moment-subtle as you may think. How one can make a meal out of a supposedly misplaced hair is poorly planned and hysterical at the same time. I don't think I've ever seen Lisa with a hair out of place. Nice throwing girls under the bus Joyce. And I still think you're beautiful but now I'm over the flipping hair tossing saga.

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#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Reunion Part 1

Dying to know what happened after the finale? Here are some spoilers to Part 1 of the #RHOBH reunion.

The party may be over, but the drama certainly is not. Get a sneak peek at what host Andy Cohen called the most emotional reunion to date! 

There was a whole range of emotion from a little light laughter...

To eye rolling frustration on Kyle's part.

And you guessed it, anger. You'll never believe who (or what) made Brandi reach her boiling point!

All will be revealed this Tuesday at 9/8c, but while you wait, head over to Beamly and join the conversation.

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