Cast Blog: #RHOBH

Carlton: Where Is Brandi's Apology

Kyle: I Couldn't Do Anything Right in Kim's Eyes

Lisa V.: Everything Is About to Boil Over

Brandi: Someone Poked the Wrong Bear

Lisa R.: Kim Tends to Forget Key Events

Eileen: Kim’s Emotions Are Already Running High

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Caught In The Crossfires

Lisa V.: I'm Not Afraid of Kim

Eileen: Kim Has Exhibited Disturbing Behavior

Lisa R.: Why Do You Want People to Fight Over You?

Kim: I Shouldn't Have to Defend My Actions

Brandi: Having Fun for A Change

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Shock and Suprise

Kim: Brandi And Kyle's Feud Has Nothing To Do With Me

Brandi: Addiction Is Not a Negative Label or Insult

Kyle: Brandi Pulls Out Her Dagger to Deflect

Lisa V.: At What Point Is It Enough?

Eileen: Is There Any Line Brandi Won't Cross?

Lisa R: Let's Call a Spade a Spade

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Battle Between Sisters

Brandi: I'm a Ride or Die Friend

Lisa R.: Everyone Needs to Own Their Sh--

Kyle: Brandi Puts Out Lies, Hoping They Will Stick

Eileen: Brandi Is Acting Like a Mafia Enforcer

Lisa V.: Brandi's Behavior Was Unnerving to Watch

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: A Clash and an F-Bomb

Brandi: Lisa R. Should Be Disappointed in Herself

Kim: Don't Mistake My Sadness for Weakness

Kyle: I Have Never Had Anyone Put a Hand on Me

Lisa V.: I Tried to Warn Kyle

Eileen: Brandi Attacks, Then Deflects

Lisa R.: Kyle Didn't Create This Drama

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: More Fighting and a Peeping Tom

Kim: Kyle Should Be Worried, Not Embarrassed

Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Kyle: This Was Brandi's Master Plan

Lisa V.: Kim's Demeanor Was Questionable

Eileen: Brandi Loves to Stir the Pot

Lisa R.: It Felt Just As Awkward As It Looked

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Disgust and a Push

Yolanda: I Would Like to Apologize

Carlton: Where Is Brandi's Apology

Carlton can't understand why Kyle isn't angry with Brandi and reflects on what really matters in life. 

Back to Puerto Rico. . .Kyle seems so hell bent on an apology from Lisa -- for what? Is she seriously demanding this huge, blown-out-of-proportion apology from Lisa for allegedly saying "take the tabloid" regarding Kyle's husbands alleged affair? Really, are you joking? Did you also demand that same apology from Brandi too? Just curious? Good God, give it a bloody rest.

I was at Brandi's house on the day that Lisa and I drove down to Palm Desert together, and I was waiting outside with Yolanda and Brandi. Lisa was late, but when she arrived she came up and told Brandi to say goodbye to her dogs because Brandi was mad at them and literally was in and out in seconds. Never did I see a magazine. Then we left. Lisa and I drove together for two hours down to Palm Desert, never discussing the tabloid drama. With all due respect to Brandi, never did I see or hear about a tabloid from Lisa that day at her house. I honestly don't know what else to say. For this stupid crap to end beautiful friendships is beyond ridiculous.

As far as Joyce saying that Lisa "looked childish and guilty" and that she should had stayed after Lisa left that night, she's absolutely delusional! Would she have stayed, since she's such an advocate against bullying? I think not. And in that vein, where was she in speaking up on Lisa's behalf at that awful dinner and saying that it was enough when Lisa was outnumbered? Lisa owed you nothing. Let's be honest it was never your trip.

Golf. . .Ah Michael and Mauricio one word comes to mind -- "spinoff."

Yes Michael you are soooo right. Mauricio "deserves an answer," and as you prolifically said he "you might have your answer."  But who the hell are you to throw your weight around on that subject? Oh please, are you two seriously behaving like the eighth and ninth housewives? Mauricio is "so betrayed" that losing sleep -- are you kidding!?! Grow a set! I swear, there must be something in the water. Betrayed by what? You are in a tabloid with a somewhat far-out accusation, please blow it off. Don't give it energy, as Lisa already told Kyle at my luncheon. Lisa allegedly made a bloody comment "pack the tabloid," like you were allegedly cheating. Soooo not true and now move on already. Uuuugggh!!!

Wow, so Kyle thinks by Lisa and Ken leaving that it confirms her pathetic attack. You should be ashamed! Who on earth would want you as a friend when you are so quick to orchestrate an attack, then act so shocked by their departure?

Kim. . .It makes me so sad, because I do like her. But to watch her say those things about both Ken and Lisa is difficult for me to hear. I obviously don't know their personal history, but I know her grievances could have been handled much better.

Sorry but this was truly a sad moment for me. . .Lisa had called me from Puerto Rico devastated. I saw her when she got back but what is obviously seen and subsequently told by Lisa is awful. There is nothing else I can add to that. She was distraught and shaken and truly never saw this coming. I cynically think its interesting that I was uninvited, maybe a ploy. Sharks in a bloodied waters, It made my heart hurt for her.

Kyle says we are all invited to the 100 years of the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce event -- not Kyle's event, but of course Lisa didn't want to go. Understandably. But no matter what, she should be proud that she is a successful Beverly Hills business owner.

I have heard the term "girls' girls," but I've not yet experienced it in this group. My own friends absof--kinglutely are there for one another, good times or bad. But not yet with these girls. If I was pissed off at my friend and this happened, I'd confront her, but by no means would I ever instigate an attack on her. That's not girls supporting girls -- not in my world.

As I've said before, my heart go out to Yolanda and Kim for their baby girls going off to college. So bloody emotional. Can't even imagine! But like Yolanda, I would so set my girls up in a place I'd envision for myself. I know too much.

I also remember when my babes got their ears pierced on Valentine's Day with my mother (in-law). So cute. Ah, but Kyle's babes did look beautiful with pierced ears. I remember doing mine with ice cubes. Soooo not fun.

I thought Brandi giving her mum a car as a surprise was awesome! So sweet.

Yeeeay homework. . .Actually now after homework with both Mysteri and Destiny, we are now into bloody project mode. OMG Is all I can say. Yes I say all the time that I'm a mutt. At least I can take the Micky out of myself and really know the true story. My girls and I really try very hard to have a cohesive homework environment, but it's always fun though!

At the end of the day, all I truly know and can count on is my amazing gorgeous husband and my three incredible magical children, plus our furballs. That's all that matters to me emotionally and spiritually when I close my eyes and go to sleep.

Blessed be gorgeous souls.

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Lisa V.: Everything Is About to Boil Over

Lisa V. thinks she was lucky to miss the plane ride over with the rest of the group. 

Hello and welcome back. Firstly, the dream team charging 'round BH I could've done without. It was fun, but a lot of running, and my mind is useless with clues, so it was challenging. Too funny that Brandi was with Kyle, as they weren't even talking!
Anyway I got on the tour bus, back of somebody's bike, whatever it took...We lost our envelope at the beginning--oh, dear. Anyway, it is good to see all of the women having a laugh--very tiring, though. Our last destination was Villa Blanca--finally a glass of rosè! A trip was decided, so off we trot to Holland.

Remember how Brandi was saying, "Yes, Holland, we can all smoke pot!" Well that changes real quick! Having been raised by strict but liberal parents sounds like an oxymoron. What I mean to say is that manners and respect were essential, but as parents who lived in London through the '60s, pot was not a huge deal. The lighthearted banter later takes a dark side...

So I couldn't leave with the others, as I was working then judging the Hero Dog Awards and was already committed--after seeing the journey, I realized how fortunate I was--so Eileen and I joined a little later. David and Yolanda's event looked fabulous, though. To raise that incredible amount of money for such a good cause, I salute that wholeheartedly.

I really felt for Lisa as she explained her feelings in regard to Harry quitting drinking and the death of his brothers on the way to the event.

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I really felt for Lisa as she explained her feelings in regard to Harry quitting drinking and the death of his brothers on the way to the event. I feel that is absolutely why she is so concerned.

It was a difficult episode to watch as this subject of Kim's sobriety came to the forefront. I knew from experience and reiterated this to Lisa and Eileen that the possibility of this ending well was non-existent, as I had experienced her aggression in Paris, when I gently probed as to whether she had taken a sleeping pill, as that would explain her bizarre behavior. I still can't quite compute the difference between me asking whether she took a sleep aid, which she interpreted as contesting her sobriety, and her taking a pain pill at the poker night, which apparently had no bearing in breaking her resolve to abstain.
I had visited Amsterdam several times, and as I was visiting my family in London, it worked out perfectly--well the logistics did. The trip? Not so much.
You can see the tension between the group--like a pot simmering, then the lid is put on, and next week everything boils over.


Not too much for me too comment on, oh apart from, yes, the Dolce & Gabbana shirt is actually called " The pussy bow shirt." Go figure.
Until next week, my darlings, brace for the storm. As always...Love, Lisa.

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