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Carlton: Where Is Brandi's Apology

Carlton can't understand why Kyle isn't angry with Brandi and reflects on what really matters in life. 

Back to Puerto Rico. . .Kyle seems so hell bent on an apology from Lisa -- for what? Is she seriously demanding this huge, blown-out-of-proportion apology from Lisa for allegedly saying "take the tabloid" regarding Kyle's husbands alleged affair? Really, are you joking? Did you also demand that same apology from Brandi too? Just curious? Good God, give it a bloody rest.

I was at Brandi's house on the day that Lisa and I drove down to Palm Desert together, and I was waiting outside with Yolanda and Brandi. Lisa was late, but when she arrived she came up and told Brandi to say goodbye to her dogs because Brandi was mad at them and literally was in and out in seconds. Never did I see a magazine. Then we left. Lisa and I drove together for two hours down to Palm Desert, never discussing the tabloid drama. With all due respect to Brandi, never did I see or hear about a tabloid from Lisa that day at her house. I honestly don't know what else to say. For this stupid crap to end beautiful friendships is beyond ridiculous.

As far as Joyce saying that Lisa "looked childish and guilty" and that she should had stayed after Lisa left that night, she's absolutely delusional! Would she have stayed, since she's such an advocate against bullying? I think not. And in that vein, where was she in speaking up on Lisa's behalf at that awful dinner and saying that it was enough when Lisa was outnumbered? Lisa owed you nothing. Let's be honest it was never your trip.

Golf. . .Ah Michael and Mauricio one word comes to mind -- "spinoff."

Yes Michael you are soooo right. Mauricio "deserves an answer," and as you prolifically said he "you might have your answer."  But who the hell are you to throw your weight around on that subject? Oh please, are you two seriously behaving like the eighth and ninth housewives? Mauricio is "so betrayed" that losing sleep -- are you kidding!?! Grow a set! I swear, there must be something in the water. Betrayed by what? You are in a tabloid with a somewhat far-out accusation, please blow it off. Don't give it energy, as Lisa already told Kyle at my luncheon. Lisa allegedly made a bloody comment "pack the tabloid," like you were allegedly cheating. Soooo not true and now move on already. Uuuugggh!!!

Wow, so Kyle thinks by Lisa and Ken leaving that it confirms her pathetic attack. You should be ashamed! Who on earth would want you as a friend when you are so quick to orchestrate an attack, then act so shocked by their departure?

Kim. . .It makes me so sad, because I do like her. But to watch her say those things about both Ken and Lisa is difficult for me to hear. I obviously don't know their personal history, but I know her grievances could have been handled much better.

Sorry but this was truly a sad moment for me. . .Lisa had called me from Puerto Rico devastated. I saw her when she got back but what is obviously seen and subsequently told by Lisa is awful. There is nothing else I can add to that. She was distraught and shaken and truly never saw this coming. I cynically think its interesting that I was uninvited, maybe a ploy. Sharks in a bloodied waters, It made my heart hurt for her.

Kyle says we are all invited to the 100 years of the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce event -- not Kyle's event, but of course Lisa didn't want to go. Understandably. But no matter what, she should be proud that she is a successful Beverly Hills business owner.

I have heard the term "girls' girls," but I've not yet experienced it in this group. My own friends absof--kinglutely are there for one another, good times or bad. But not yet with these girls. If I was pissed off at my friend and this happened, I'd confront her, but by no means would I ever instigate an attack on her. That's not girls supporting girls -- not in my world.

As I've said before, my heart go out to Yolanda and Kim for their baby girls going off to college. So bloody emotional. Can't even imagine! But like Yolanda, I would so set my girls up in a place I'd envision for myself. I know too much.

I also remember when my babes got their ears pierced on Valentine's Day with my mother (in-law). So cute. Ah, but Kyle's babes did look beautiful with pierced ears. I remember doing mine with ice cubes. Soooo not fun.

I thought Brandi giving her mum a car as a surprise was awesome! So sweet.

Yeeeay homework. . .Actually now after homework with both Mysteri and Destiny, we are now into bloody project mode. OMG Is all I can say. Yes I say all the time that I'm a mutt. At least I can take the Micky out of myself and really know the true story. My girls and I really try very hard to have a cohesive homework environment, but it's always fun though!

At the end of the day, all I truly know and can count on is my amazing gorgeous husband and my three incredible magical children, plus our furballs. That's all that matters to me emotionally and spiritually when I close my eyes and go to sleep.

Blessed be gorgeous souls.

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Kyle: Kim and I Will Never Agree on This Matter

Kyle clarifies the Kingsley issue and responds to Brandi's most recent accusation. 

I don't want to write this blog. I didn't even want to watch this reunion, to be honest. There. I said it. But here I go....
Let's just dive right into the text message from Lisa Rinna to Kim.
I was very shocked to hear about that text. There is no excuse for that. I believe Lisa R. knows that. I can understand Kim being upset about that. I am sure she was taken aback, as we all were when we heard it. However, I don't think Lisa Rinna is a dangerous person. She just made a really bad choice.


Now onto Amsterdam and the space cake talk. Brandi went after me in Amsterdam regarding the space cake, because she doesn't like me and wanted to deflect from her own behavior once again. This was her big chance to say something about me, calling me a hypocrite for not partaking in the space cake. I have said it before, and I will say it again: I NEVER said I haven't smoked pot. I HAVE. It's just not my thing. I have a lot more fun having a few margaritas. Kim knows that. I would have appreciated her chiming in there. Also, I have NOT eaten a pot brownie or a space cake ever, and my husband had warned me that it would not suit me well, knowing my personality. You cannot gauge exactly what you're ingesting, and it wouldn't be smart. I didn't want to have a bad experience and "freak out," so to speak. Brandi herself wasn't partaking, because of her own reasons (which had to do with her divorce, as she explained), so wouldn't that make her a hypocrite then? WHY did she care if I did or did not choose to? Because she wanted to jump at the chance to make me look bad, since her behavior and her drinking had been front and center. Her drinking was out there, because she puts it out there, and she has nobody to blame but herself. If I HAD chosen to eat a space cake, she would have jumped on that, too. Anything to divert from her own actions which she was comparing to ours. All of us may have a few drinks, but NONE of us behave like her when we drink.
I only address this because it was on television. Her opinion of me is completely irrelevant to me. I only cared, because I am a mother, and her trying to make me out to be something I am not is reckless, as is everything else she does.
Ok. Enough of that. She beat that non-event to death. I think we can move on now.

Now this is the hard part...Kim and I had not spoken since Nov 1st. We both knew the situation with my daughter, Alexia, and Kim's dog, Kingsley, was bound to come up at the reunion. We don't get to pick and choose what we want to talk about.
Alexia had spent the night at Kim's house on Halloween. The next morning, Kingsley bit her. While scary, at first it didn't seem that serious. However, what the first doctor failed to notice was that the tooth had pierced the bone and also broken it. Five days later, we found out that her bone was infected and she needed surgery to clean out the bone. Kim was upset, because I had posted pictures from the hospital. Like I said at the reunion, I NEVER said her dog bit Alexia. Never mentioned her OR her dog. TMZ ended up finding out that it was Kim's dog, and she blamed me, because I posted the pictures from the hospital. I did not do that to hurt my sister in any way or to "get Instagram followers," like she suggested. With all of my family coming and going at the hospital, people were bound to find out and talk.


We were all with Alexia at the hospital trying to distract her and have fun. As any mother would do. We were all trying to make the best out of a bad situation. We invited family and friends to visit and tried to keep her spirits up. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't posted that picture, but I certainly didn't mean to hurt Kim. She posted a picture when she was in the hospital this year. Yolanda and Camille have done so regularly. And where is her responsibility in all of this? However, I do feel bad about what it has led to. And I've told her that. I also felt terrible because I know she loves Kingsley, but I also love my child. It was a difficult time for all involved. I didn't blame Kim personally regarding the dog and was willing to drop it and move forward, yet she was too angry with me regarding the Instagram post to be able to do that.
I wish that since I was willing to let go of my anger regarding my daughter being bit and what she had to go through that she could have let go of being upset about the Instagram post. I HAVE to believe she knows I did NOT do that to hurt her.
For Kim to throw out that she would say something about Alexia ( like she did to Lisa R. regarding Harry ) nearly took my breath away. But her dog is off limits?
So there you have it.
I don't even know what to say or do anymore. Clearly, we will never agree on this matter. And now we have more issues to work through, like my hurt and anger over Kim threatening to say something about my child. I know she loves Alexia, and it was just her being angry and "in the moment," but it's going to take me some time to get past that. All I know is I am glad I don't have to relive all of this again on TV. Now I need to take a step back .
Hopefully, time will heal my relationship with Kim. Time and having an open and honest relationship.
It's been a very difficult season. That's for sure. Thank you all for watching.
XO,
Kyle

P.S
Some things I would like to clear up:

A) I NEVER asked for Kingsley to be put down. I love all animals and know how much Kim loves Kingsley. That was never part of our argument.

B) Brooke's wedding : Brooke did a small ceremony at my sister Kathy's house (part of it aired this season), so that Monty would be well enough to walk her down the aisle. The wedding we were referring to at the reunion is her actual "big wedding " coming up. And NO, I did not do anything "unspeakable" or "unforgivable" at the wedding at Kathy's house like Brandi has (once again) put out there. It was a beautiful, perfect day that Brandi Glanville is now trying to throw negativity on. She was NOT EVEN THERE. On top of everything else Brandi has done, she now wants to turn that beautiful day that my family celebrated into something to lie and gossip about. Shame on her.

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