Carlton Gebbia

Carlton shares why she got past her problems with Kyle and what she thought of Joyce's "self righteous" remarks.

on Jan 80

So sorry for the delay but just got back last night from an amazing and successful whirlwind of a trip from NYC.

So the tail end of the SUR dinner was sad to see Brandi so distressed after having to deal with the tag team of Joyce and her husband both going at her simultaneously. I think there's a word for that. But I will say that Yolanda handled it in such an admirable way getting Brandi out of a potentially uglier situation.

This was also quite amusing and revealing. Joyce's self-righteous talking head, "If god could forgive what humanity did to his son who am I not to forgive Brandi for being such a stupid little bitch!" You are off your sanctimonious rocker lady. Did you just compare yourself to God? Talk about delusions of grandeur!

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Lyndamarie
Lyndamarie

Carlton

Go Away........if you stay I will have to change channels or leave the room.

susanzavagli
susanzavagli

Carlton probably gets alot of questions about her tatoos ....is everyone a moron if they don't get it......Carlton loves the attention ...anyway Carlton was rude to Kyle .......enough with the Voodoo .....Hexes and all the other witchie woman  mysterious nonsense ......it's interesting and private keep it that way

AndrewM240
AndrewM240

Your defense of Brandi's vile behavior speaks volumes about your own character. Please stop.

Protocol
Protocol

You really need to be eliminated from the RHOBH.


balmoralgal
balmoralgal

Joyce did NOT compare herself to God. As Christians we are taught to "forgive as HE (GOD) forgives us". 


The reasons you don't like Kyle and Joyce really don't make sense because you have judged them immediately. And no matter what they do to get to know you, your attitude is inflexible. Though you have not dismissed Kim, you don't seem to be close enough to her like you are with Brandi, Yolanda and Lisa. It seems as if the ladies you like cannot do anything wrong, ever.


You were so deeply offended when Kyle asked you if you were raised Catholic, which is a normal question to ask when you have crosses all over your house. When she asked you about witchcraft, after you've openly proclaimed you're a witch, you were once again offended. But when everyone else asked you about your beliefs at the pool in Palm Springs, you didn't get angry with them. They were doing the same thing Kyle did. All the reasons you state about Kyle and Joyce, and why you can't stand them, are just bizarre and nonsensical. Therefore, I think you automatically like ladies YOU FIND BEAUTIFUL. You've always said Yolanda, Lisa and Brandi are beautiful, and have made inappropriate sexual innuendos towards them (Brandi and Lisa). I guess you don't find Joyce and Kyle lovely, and Kim seems to be so-so in your book. Therefore, it seems, it stands to reason that if you don't find someone beautiful, you just put them on "Carlton's Moronic  list", and no matter what they do or say, they're blacklisted in your world forever. The way you present yourself reeks of judgment, pomposity and tunnel vision.  

mark.emond1
mark.emond1

I get a kick out of all these bashing comments about Carlton,first of all i think she is the only one who actually enjoys life the way she likes too..second of all of you had any fun in your life you wouldnt be judging her on hers..take the sticks out your asses and live life .without the stick you all would be happier...lol  

Cybil302
Cybil302

Yes Yolanda is classy, u on the other hand are a mess, and you are ruining my show!

Italyblu
Italyblu

Carlton, funny thing is you claim to love all God's creatures, but have no patience for women who aren't like you?? Can you say hypocrite!? Not open minded and all loving as you claim...you seem like from the get you picked sides without even knowing the women on the show. Seems to me like you could be playing a role your acting skills can't handle. Seems like a bitch not a white witch!!! Not really patient or angelic like some Wiccan's possess!!!

mmg813
mmg813

The only thing I can say I like about you is that you're Wiccan, other than that, you're annoying and a total hypocrite. Hopefully its your first and last season!

Elizabethsheila
Elizabethsheila

Why are you on the show.  Nothing but negativity, so why are you on this show?

Elizabethsheila
Elizabethsheila

It is so obvious that you want Brandi. To defend her for the wrong she did. If someone aproached you that way, how would u have felt. REALLY

NormaJean77
NormaJean77

Just FYI, Jesus who is God the Son specifically called us to do as he did. He truly led by a perfect example and Joyce was speaking truth only to stumble with an insult, however called for it was. Your insults are so sharp and flows really easily from your mouth even about situations that you weren't there to witness! Is this your example? Haven't you and Joyce had little to no interaction as of yet? You haven't a leg to stand on, Carlton! You are being unfair and unreasonable, so much so that i find myself siding with Kyle and that had never happened before! Too fickle for my taste

Tlr
Tlr

Girl, you are so cool. You add some interest to the show. Some of the other girls are such prudes.

LauraJackie1188
LauraJackie1188

I was very excited when i heard you were joining the show and giving a voice to the Wiccan community, and because of that i have tried sooooo hard to like you, and i think you are  fun, hysterical and sassy, however.... the way you treat Kyle for no apparent reason ( you keep saying here are my reasons, yet u really have no reason that you can tell us that makes sense  and i can see i'm not the only one who also see's this....) The way you go after Kyle is very  mean girlish and not Wiccan & spiritual at all, and the way u defend Brandi and her antics yet chastise Kyle & Joyce just makes you look like a total hypocrite and just not good at all, get it together and really look at what your defending and what your chastising..... I really want to like you!

Sabela
Sabela

The only word for most of these comments is, "ignorance".

 

Hey Carlton I applaud you for saying and living your life in a way that so many of us want to but are afraid to admit it.

 

And your right, two people can say the exact same thing and it come off totally different.  Brandi's personality fits what she says, plus she owns it.  Joyce on the other hand is just really annoying and tries too hard to be the most interesting person in the room.  Its nauseating.  Also if we are expected to believe that some of the other women have so much class we are in a world of trouble.  No one has been watching this show for more than a day to make that statement!

 

I look forward to getting to know you better on this season. 

 

Best Wishes

S

Charming24
Charming24

1.) It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

2.) Be gone with you, you have no power here.

3.) It's helpful to have an understanding of another religion before you make assumptions...i.e I know nothing, thankfully, about Wiccan, so because I know I could not speak intelligently about it, I leave the subject alone.  That's what you should do about Christianity.

4.) When you say on thing and act another, you are a hypocrite. 

suzcurt
suzcurt

I have to agree you are a hypocrite and why you continue to bash Kyle is beyond me, fine if you don't like her but you just seem to go out of your way bash her.  Your friends are a reflection of you, which means if you look in the friend mirror you are a potty mouth drunk..........................

HBeez
HBeez

Loved the WWHL episode with Carlton.  Loved it as Andy used every single 'witch' comment he possibly could....yet was Carlton mad at him?  No.  It was hilarious because Andy asked Carlton a question about why she hates Kyle so much and she said it was because of Kyle's comments about her Wiccan religion, then Andy followed it up with another clear cut stab at her religion...and again she didn't get it.  Andy threw stab after stab after stab and continued to do it all night and Carlton was oblivious to it.  Why?  Because Carlton came on the show to hate KYLE and ONLY Kyle.  Otherwise she would have put Andy in his place, right then and there, but she didn't.  Hypocrite witch.

Looise45
Looise45

Ok, this show has officially reached a new low with Carlton and her antics. Please take her off the show and at the same time, remove Brandi and Joyce. I would rather watch Taylor, Camille and Adrienne than the low-rent trash acts of Brandi and Carlton. Joyce is just annoying. Please get back to the Beverly Hills show we all loved watching and forget this side trip into the trailer park. Isn't there a show on TLC that Brandi and Carlton could join?!

chattyone
chattyone

Good grief quit beating up Carlton with all your hatefulness Bloggers.

Judge not or be judged fellow bloggers.

Robson
Robson

I'm ok with you, Carlton. I met a "good witch" at a party - more than 30 yrs. ago. I was mesmerized. My husband was creeped out. The woman had only nice things to say, spoke of harmony between mankind and the universe, as she knew it. I was intrigued.

Wicca, and your relationships with these women, doesn't "gross me out" - but licking that pole in the upcoming episode did. . I don't care about the private room, more power to you, if that pleases you and your husband. I admit, I'd never go shopping with my MIL or husband for sexy lingerie - there has to be some decorum between in laws, and some element of surprise with the husband. But, to each their own.

I've had my "hot body" times. Unfortunately, gravity and age has taken over. Back to my point, it looks like you were having fun with the pole and the ladies. I'm ok with that.  True, I don't know if a bacterial wipe was used before you put your tongue on the pole, but that was right up there with Brandi and Yolanda's weave removal at dinner and Giggy drinking from Ken' glass, at Adrienne's dinner party. I'd bet that every health care professional cringed.

 

YouTellHerBrandi
YouTellHerBrandi

I agree with Carlton. joyless is off her rocker. What a pathetic article joyless is.

tannerandashlynsmom
tannerandashlynsmom

What is there to say about Carleton....Well your are completely classless, who grinds up on their Mother In Law or even goes shopping at Hustler with her husband and Mother In Law? Weird! Your attraction to Brandi is disturbing, considering you are married and have no problem displaying your lesbian tendencies on television as if it is some sort of sexual game....Weird! Nobody has made fun of your Witchy ways, Joyce and Kyle are on your radar because mean girls stick with mean girls and you know that you have nothing in common with the ladies that have class so you picked the side that better suits you...This show does not benefit from having you on it, you bring nothing but weirdness to it.....

elicat
elicat

Could you please give the viewing audience a clue as to who you really are? What's your story? I cannot believe that what we see on the show is your life. You don't like Kyle and Joyce (for no apparent reason), you just adore Brandi, you seem to enjoy kinky sex, you love tattoos, you don't like killing insects (although I don't believe you told your kids that) and you are Wiccan. Is there anything else?

Picket@fence
Picket@fence

He, haw, he, haw...to the entire donkey community I humbly apologize for comparing Carlton to you. Really, I'm very sorry.

Porschesquared
Porschesquared

Do you really believe your mother-in-law would have you in her life if it weren't for her son/grandchildren??  If so, you are more delusional than Brandi.

LadyMK
LadyMK

Carlton, Carlton you're no more a Wiccan than I'm Harry Potter! You exemplify none of the gracious ways of the sect. I believe you enjoy  calling yourself a Wiccan because you "think" it gives you a mysterious edge. Your dislike of others is based on immaturity and hearsay. And your like for some is based solely on physical attraction . I would say your field was more Porn star than Wiccan. Nothing wrong with that, just own it and stop trying to be something you're not.

"With a fool no season spend or be counted as his friend".

wrentham
wrentham

Joyce wasn't comparing herself to God when she was speaking about forgiveness. Most people knew what she meant. I think you're off "your sanctimonious rocker" by having a tattoo of a cross that says fu on it. I will be fast forwarding through your "pole dancing class with girlfriends and tequila" because it is just so damn boring. You're so in love with yourself and it seems that all you have to bring to the show.

Moishad
Moishad

Does everyone in Beverly Hills use the F word so much! So unimpressed with filthy mouths of some of you (Brandi)!!!

I have never in my life seen so much drama between women and I am still wondering if it was all a put on or if you all

are really like that. Geesh-sorry but I wouldn't want to be in your group if I had to deal with so much.  Life is stressful enough!  I have never in my life ever seen anyone like Brandi that just blurts out every stupid thing that comes out of her mouth without thinking. Think before you speak because you sound dumb!

dobnerk
dobnerk

Carlton, please stop taking yourself so seriously.  No one else does!  It's amazing the way you give your opinions as if we are all sitting on the edge of the couch waiting to hear you spill your venom.  You are a very dark person with so much negative energy.  This may be why you and Brandi hate Joyce so much.  She's 10 times the human that you two are. She's classy, elegant, level-headed, beautiful, and everything that you are not.  Please BRAVO, get Carlton off the show.  She's a dark and ugly person who brings nothing but negative energy to the show.  The only person that likes to hear her talk is her.  She's very distasteful!

HWseer
HWseer

Somehow Carlton, Yolanda and Brandi writes their own stories regarding what is going on. The way they defend Brandi has nothing to do with what is actually going on. Guess they just listens to Brandi before blogging - cause they can't be watching the show.

beansie
beansie

The preview for next week is on.  I knew you licked the pole, but in a public place?  Gah.

portlandiagirl
portlandiagirl

If I commented on all the crap in your blog I'd be writing forever.  Joyce's God comment might not rub you well because you don't believe in God, otherwise you would have understood what she meant.  You and Brandi are two peas in a pod; tacky, skanky and obnoxious.  You're dry, "better than everyone" attitude is grating.  You act like you know everything and everyone is beneath you, seriously you need a realty check. If you're an accurate example of a wicca follower, or whatever it is, your not doing a good job representing it to the rest of the world. You come off as a hater Carlton.   You  hate on Joyce because you can't tolerate  the presence of her beautiful light.  Because yours seems to be a habitat of ugly darkness.  Lighten up.

Tea_For_Two
Tea_For_Two

A lot of nit pickers, Christians and haters here....jeesh

 

Carlton, if you read these....comments....please don't get discouraged. Go on, be yourself and show us, your supporters, who see beyond tats, religion, sexual preferences etc, what a kind hearted, smart, funny and FUN woman you are.

If i had to throw a party you and Brandi would definitely be invited :) And i would always attend your events had i been invited. Because it's a pleasure to be around genuine and fun person like you .Yes, i said genuine because i can see beyond all the tv bull sh*t (lucky me :)

I hope Bravo keeps you for another season so we could get to know you better and see more of you.

Hope you have enough "story line" going on, because i do find you entertaining ;)

 

Cheers. Rock that pole next week :))

Tea

tamarahope
tamarahope

Carlton, you know I don't need to have you explain to me what a Pentagram is! Your blog was mostly about you & how much you love your family which is great but how can you say how much you care about David when you have sex with others? I don't get people like you ho brag about there famliys but there is something worng w/it if your off doing that with Brandy! I also thought your digs about Joyce were totally uncalled for, since it was your girl-toy that once again opened her mouth & started spewing things that either made no sense or came from a place jealousy! Since you agree w/her actions I will have to believe you 2 are just alike. A for Kyle's event once again I know how charity's work, but I thought Kyle did a wonderful job w/it. I thought Brandi's friends did a good job on the catwalk but then again they do it for a living so of course they were good, as for Brandi my 1t thought was "she used o model?" I could clearly see why she doesn't do it anymore! Now Joyce I thought rocked the catalk! She clearly could be a top model if she wanted too! Brandi's excuse of not putting her all out cause it was a small catwlk I thought was so rude with it being for "charity"! But you seemed to think she was 1 of the best! Wrong! Joyce is not the 1 trying to act like God what she said was not saying she was God, come on are you that shallow? You seem to think its not right that Joyce's husband jumped in & sided with his wife, well I'm sorry you don't have the type of marriage were your husband sticks up for you, but I find it no different then you jumping to Brandi's defense every time she whines about Joyce! I'm so happy for you that you have raised grounded, polite, kids, now if only you can teach Brandi how to act the same, everything will be good in your magical fairyland life!

ogates
ogates

@Elizabethsheila Carlton would have gotten her knickers in a bunch and put an unholy spell on anyone attacking her the way Brandi attacks people!

ogates
ogates

@Tlr I'm sure Carton's mother and daughters enjoy watching and are very proud of Carlton,rubbing her bits all over her mother-in-law on national TV, prancing around half dressed in high heels drunk while kissing on other women while suggesting more--gee I wish Carlton was my mum!  NOT!!!

karenmom
karenmom

@Sabela I would be interested to get to know a true Wiccan housewife but I don't think from what I understand about the religion that Carlton is a good role model. Very judgemental and dark. I would like the franchise to branch out and introduce us to different sorts of women but Carlton is too much for most of the fans. Just my opinion.

ogates
ogates

@Looise45 I agree with all you posted except regarding Joyce.  Joyce is Puerto Rican.  Growing up around a large PR community I can tell you they speak Spanish very fast so I get when Joyce talks--she is speaking in English but her mind is going at Puerto Rican speed which is lightening fast Spanish.  Hope I offended no one and that "Yoyce"--that is how her name Joyce would have been pronounced by the Spanish community so I didn't get why that was so bothersome to her.  Kids who teased her added the horse sounds.  Adults would not have--PR adults would have pronounced her name Yoyce.  She needs to own the Spanish pronunciation of her name--it's okay--all those kids who made fun now know she grew up to be a beauty.  Hope folks will grow to understand this is a big reason why Joyce speaks the way she does and not be so annoyed when she talks!  I think she is genuinely nice!

AndrewM240
AndrewM240

@chattyone you are aware that Carlton is on a reality show exposing her life to the viewers and that we are on a comments section of a blog. Not sure if you knew that.

suzymagnolia
suzymagnolia

 @chattyone commenting on someone else's blog doesn't make you a blogger. It makes you a commenter