Cast Blog: #RHOBH

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It Wasn't About Kyle and Me

Carlton shares why she got past her problems with Kyle and what she thought of Joyce's "self righteous" remarks.

So sorry for the delay but just got back last night from an amazing and successful whirlwind of a trip from NYC.

So the tail end of the SUR dinner was sad to see Brandi so distressed after having to deal with the tag team of Joyce and her husband both going at her simultaneously. I think there's a word for that. But I will say that Yolanda handled it in such an admirable way getting Brandi out of a potentially uglier situation.

This was also quite amusing and revealing. Joyce's self-righteous talking head, "If god could forgive what humanity did to his son who am I not to forgive Brandi for being such a stupid little bitch!" You are off your sanctimonious rocker lady. Did you just compare yourself to God? Talk about delusions of grandeur!

And thank god I wasn't there I would much rather be with my magiclal family. I honestly have the best time with my children. They are so healing. Our children are funny and kind of heart and soul. They are my life. We are a very close family. We always have been and as wild or inappropriate as some may think I am. My children are proof that you can be both. They are grounded, polite, and soulful. I refuse to lose my spirit just because some don't agree with my language or whatever. I live for myself and my family and no one else's negative opinion of me will effect or will change me.

Oooh golf looked fun. . .I'd probably play in platforms too.

Dan Sartor is a talented tattoo artist and an artist who we have known for years. David and I both decided to get tattoos to celebrate the birth of our son Cross, we already have tattoos with our girls' names.

For a gift last year David had a surprise pentagram necklace made for me by "King Baby" with our children's names engraved on it. Sometimes with silver jewelry it has no substance to it, it's flimsy, but 'King Baby' jewelry has some real weight. It's a solid gorgeous piece of jewelry. Dan loosely based his design around it. Yes, I know some may have an aversion to tattoos -- but again not really doing it for them now. Mine are all very symbolic and they make me happy.

I wanted a pentagram with my children's names around it. A pentagram is a five-pointed star which represents the elements -- Air, Earth, Fire, Water and Spirit being the goddess Mother Earth the top point. For me having this on my body sort of serves as a protective talisman deflecting negative energy and protecting my family.

Dan said if my girls wrote their names he could transfer their handwriting onto my tattoo. I was so excited to hear that. I couldn't imagine anything better than that! My babies with their permanent personally handwritten names on me forever! I f---ing love it. They were so excited to do it too. I'm not sure if I will get anymore, but one thing I have learned recently is never say never.

David's tattoo came out amazing too. He got a gorgeous cross on his right forearm with the names of his son, daughters, and me. It is so sexy on him.

I adore Lisa, but I do agree with Ken regarding Joyce's husband staying out of it. It definitely didn't look like Joyce needed back up -- she certainly wasn't at a loss for words. No man should be getting in two woman having a verbal argument.

Kyle's event at her shop benefiting the Children's Hospital Los Angeles is an amazing charity. I think anytime a person can afford and is in a position to donate to a charity makes such a difference. And if it can't be financial, then a donation of time is of equal importance to that charity too.

So yes, Kyle and I haven't seen eye-to-eye recently which she is very aware of. But my husband and I were there in support of the Children's Hospital Los Angeles and of course I'm going to be bloody cordial. It's absurd to think otherwise. It's not about her and I at that moment -- it's about a charity with children with real issues.

It was great seeing Brandi with Etrisa and Adrienne, her gorgeous long time model friends. I wonder if Joyce noticed anything striking about beautiful Etrisa. Seeing Adrienne and Etrisa and Brandi do their thing was like watching mercury. When a model is in her zone, she is so fluid and so graceful. It's beautiful to watch. When I was younger I was obsessed with Thierry Mugler and would watch his fashion shows, which were mesmerizing. His models had this air about them -- certainly not unhappy or mean, just in control.

Definitely the sweetest moment of the night for me though was watching Kyle's beautiful daughters Sophia and Alexia be part of this affair. They were wonderful. It was so endearing to watch and it made me think of our gorgeous girls, knowing Destiny would have wanted to be right up there.

Yes! Next week is my pole dancing class with girlfriends and tequila. In my opinion they do mix. Isn't it about time I let my hair down and had fun!?!

So that's it for this week. Have a magical and blessed week.

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