F--- perfection! I am perfectly flawed.
I think I am one of the few blessed ones that genuinely has an amazing relationship with my mother-in-law -- which is why I rarely use the term in-law since it has been long associated with not so pleasant memories for most. I don't look at my husbands family that way. I was an only child, and I walked into this large Sicilian family and everything was really loud. Other than my incredible grandfather, there were no real men in my life. So when I met David's father it was inspiring. Now, I have two brothers that I have chased around the office and job site swinging at, two beautiful sisters that I would kick arse for, the most kind hearted and beautiful nieces and nephews. My relationship with my mum is honest. She knows me and loves me for me. We of course don't always agree on everything, but we smile and then drop it. And most importantly she knows in the deepest of my soul I have a husband who is honestly the best thing that has ever happened to me. He's my destiny. I drive him f---ing crazy but in the end he knows I would die for him. Seriously I would lie myself down for this man!
My mum was up front and center with all three births of our children, so walking into Hustler with my mum-in-law and hubby isn't really all that odd for us. We definitely got the giggles with some of the items and a little confused by others. I swear some required a map. But Hustler today is a high end store, nothing that lurks in the shadows. They have great bikinis and lingerie, and especially towards Halloween they have the best costumes. This place is a Hollywood landmark. It’'s run by Larry Flynt’s daughter -- that to me is so cool -- and she has a very clear vision.
I wanted a bikini for our Americana pool party and also lingerie for my burlesque room. I knew Hustler would have great choices, and off we went. Lap dancing on my mum -- if you're offended bite me. I love my mum. I love and respect her, and i know I'm blessed with our relationship.
I thought the book that Yolanda did for her hubby was so romantic. . .What husband wouldn't want to have a gift from their stunning wife years later?
Finally got my burlesque room painted in red Venetian style. I'm probably half way done, but honestly I want this for my hubby, to see his gorgeous smile.
Joyce didn't you just blame others for your tag line? Me thinks you protest too much! Girls out there are dangerously anorexic. So yes Joyce you can be too thin, if you're promoting anorexia. Be responsible. Wrong message. Oh and did I remind you that you lied. Now who's the fake?
So Joyce, how are you OK with your husband getting right in the middle of an argument with you and another woman? It’s been years since I have watched a grown man get involved in an argument with another women. The word “tool” comes to mind. Threatening to take a women down is just a spineless excuse of a man. Stop threatening women and take on a man. God knows your woman has a mouth!
So another fantastic week. Have a magical journey until the next.