Carlton Gebbia

Carlton says "f--- perfection" and what she really thinks of Joyce's husband (she says the word "tool" comes to mind).

on Dec 31, 20130

F--- perfection! I am perfectly flawed.

I think I am one of the few blessed ones that genuinely has an amazing relationship with my mother-in-law -- which is why I rarely use the term in-law since it has been long associated with not so pleasant memories for most. I don't look at my husbands family that way. I was an only child, and I walked into this large Sicilian family and everything was really loud. Other than my incredible grandfather, there were no real men in my life. So when I met David's father it was inspiring. Now, I have two brothers that I have chased around the office and job site swinging at, two beautiful sisters that I would kick arse for, the most kind hearted and beautiful nieces and nephews. My relationship with my mum is honest. She knows me and loves me for me. We of course don't always agree on everything, but we smile and then drop it. And most importantly she knows in the deepest of my soul I have a husband who is honestly the best thing that has ever happened to me. He's my destiny. I drive him f---ing crazy but in the end he knows I would die for him. Seriously I would lie myself down for this man!

My mum was up front and center with all three births of our children, so walking into Hustler with my mum-in-law and hubby isn't really all that odd for us. We definitely got the giggles with some of the items and a little confused by others. I swear some required a map. But Hustler today is a high end store, nothing that lurks in the shadows. They have great bikinis and lingerie, and especially towards Halloween they have the best costumes. This place is a Hollywood landmark. It’'s run by Larry Flynt’s daughter -- that to me is so cool -- and she has a very clear vision.

639 comments
shearbear65
shearbear65

Mind your own business please, whatever is going on with dingy Joyce and white trash Brandi does not concern you. Brandi knows you want to sleep with her, you don't have to keep showing your manhood and coming to her defense, she is quite capable of defending herself, and her self esteem is so low I'm quite sure she will at some point give in, and will sleep with you.

cgarden
cgarden

You perplex me and truthfully freak me out there is nothing about you I find appealing no disrespect- and very stunned the bravo brought you into the show

sandi2
sandi2

love ya, Carlton!

doxyroxy
doxyroxy

Growing up in London, you certainly must be familiar with British history.  Wallis Simpson, the American divorcee who caused King Edward VIII to abdicate the throne in order to marry her in 1937, came up with the saying "No woman can be too rich or too thin."  One would think you'd know that famous line belonged to the late Duchess of Windsor and not to Joyce.  Hard to criticize Joyce for using a line that's been in common usage for around 70 years.  Carlton, you doth protest too much methinks.

ALLABOUTHOUSEWIVES
ALLABOUTHOUSEWIVES

Wiccans usually have a more concious way of dealing with all living things especially the human spirit. You are a phony. You show love to animals but treat your fellow humans like crap and judge and name call and insult. And your story is kinda boring and you condone and defend Brandi' awfulness.

smialkowskideal
smialkowskideal

Oh Yeah...I always think high end/high class when I hear of Larry Flynt & Hustler. But I can understand why you would see it that way.

Mangoeater
Mangoeater

I love you..You go girl..make us all proud..I love that you stand you for your self,you are  pretty and don't allow them to back you in a corner..at least you show that that you can hold onto your man..LOL at Brandi.

ESinAZ
ESinAZ

So, on the Bravo page, Carlton goes from a ball gag in her mouth, to a photo of her tongue on a stripper pole.  How sweet.  Or adorable, per Yolanda.

And Kyle's fundraiser....Carlton...do you have to be such a freaking Debbie Downer?   In the words of the world's hottest woman ...shut the f)@% up!

 

 

1amandalo
1amandalo

Carlton you are one creepy lady.   I don't understand where you fit in.  I can't watch you anymore. You are mean spirit, rude, boring and delusional. 

vlite78
vlite78

When you first came on the show I was so happy because  I find you to be very interesting and unique.  I love your rocker chic style and I am always very interested to learn about other people's religions, especially those that embrace spirituality and a connection with nature as your seems to from what I've seen so far.  However, I must point out that you often come across and defensive and judgemental.  This makes no sense to me because as someone who is unique and spiritual I would think you wouldn't want others judging you, so why do it to them? From what I've seen I think Joyce sometimes makes airbrained, ditzy comments which I can understand may be annoying; however, I do not see her as ill-intentioned or malicious.  Brandi on the other hand is very malicious.  It's dissappointing to watch you side with her because as I stated, I find you very interesting and likeable, but I feel you are lowering yourself by defending Brandi's cruel, childish & inexcusable behavior.

Charming24
Charming24

Be off with you, you have no power here (or anywhere else for that matter)...don't go away mad, just go away.

Lubby
Lubby

Get off this show you are starting to tick me off. I have to fast forward through every scene you are in and I'm missing the people I like to watch!!!!!!!!!!  I cannot stomach you!!!!!!! 

DixieDarling
DixieDarling

IRL,I stay far away from people like you. You are just nasty

ej1196312
ej1196312

Wow Bravo! Are you for real with this chick? RHOB used to be my favorite of the franchise, but not anymore. Carlton, you act like you are all about love, but everything about you exudes distain and hatred! You mannerisms are just off putting. You absolutely never smile, and you literally have nothing nice to say about anything! Not once did you give Kyle or Joyce a chance! Neither one of them are my favorite...but I can tell you that anyone I meet, I definitely give time to get to know. You gave them no chance. I could care less about your witchcraft and even less about your sex life. I have never fast forwarded through any of the story lines on any of the different shows, but I can't take your energy and I continually find myself rolling my eyes and grabbing the remote to shut you up. Your heart has no light it in as far as I can see. Good luck with that! Miserable...come on!

Roseann_G
Roseann_G

Darling Carlton!!!  Honest as the day is long; beautiful inside and out; kind spirited, intelligent, REAL!  You and Yolanda have much in common!  It's disgusting what people say about you being perverted because you happen to know what pleases you and your husband!  What two adults agree upon sexually is NO ONE's business but their own and who dare say that what you two agree upon is perverted?  Oh, yeah; right wing fundamentalists!  So called loving Christians who spout hate instead of the message of love they are told to preach by their Savior!  I am not a Christian an lean towards Spirit of the Mind thinking and am very interested in Wicca.  And for people to put you down because of your personal beliefs is FOUL!  You are so amazing and wonderful just as you are!  You are the epitome of class!!  You ooze class and grace (and sensuousness) with every step you take!  Um....guess I'm a new fan!  LOL    You're amazing, a breath of fresh air and I love that you are on this show!  Would love to see you have yur own show!  Thank the Life Force that Brandi has a friend like you!  I love her, too!

TristateFan
TristateFan

Carlton what planet are you on, my husband would have did the same thing.  If you do not like it tough!!!!  Believe me Joyce can handle Brandi with her eyes close, but if you think a husband is going to sit on his hands and watch someone degrade his wife you have another thought coming.  Also, you need to learn the meaning of "tool" because you have know idea what a "tool" is.

trkaelin
trkaelin

Joyce's husband was perfectly right in standing up for his wife.  Brandi is a trashbag.

Robyen
Robyen

Are you a witch or a bitch?  Both I guess.  I feel bad for your daughters -- what will they think when they watch how you behave towards other women.  Oh and the shock value you try and pull off.  YAWN -- been there, done that.  You bring nothin new to the table except your religion and unfortunately you are so unlikeable you lost the platform to educate people on it. 

Tms
Tms

LOLOL, you don't like Joyce and you show it!  Good for you. 

jljn
jljn

Love You!  So fun and refreshing! I am so tired of the same old argument show!

donoharm
donoharm

Be you Carlton. Don't let simple people sway you into becoming a pageant girl.

kcondon
kcondon

Wow, so many mean comments on these pages, righteous people with their insults, and comments that contradict their so called moral high grounds. I have to say though, I love Brandi, I love that she tells it like it is. She is innocent and emotional, so its almost as if she cannot lie. Joyce is manipulative and as far as I can see, relentless with her will to show Brandi who's boss or whatever. I love Carlton, I love that she hits that nail on the head every time with her comments, both positive and negative. On calling Joyce out on her "never be too thin" bit, agreed. I also thought that earlier on yet until now it seemed no one had called this woman out on her stupidity. Also, yes, Joyce seemed to want this fight at the dinner, her husband danced around the issue until Brandi called him on it, and suddenly Joyce is the victim and Brandi should be abused by both Joyce and her husband. Disgusting. Sure Brandi was bitchy in the past but she was never downright nasty or aggressive towards Joyce, though Joyce and her husband were. Anyway, that's my two cents.

 

Sophia2014
Sophia2014

Carlton, no words.. The image you want to protray and the image you do portray are very contrary. Please stop pseudo-flirting with you nanny, it's quite sickening.

freedomlover
freedomlover

Why shouldn't her husband defend his wife?  Brandi is a vicious, hypocritical, snake, who strikes at anyone she is jealous of.  She constantly projects her own faults onto Joyce, and others.  Brandi has plenty of her stupid friends to rationalize away her outrageous actions.  She doesn't need just one husband to do so.  Brandi clearly started an attack on Joyce, when she said she had mutual friends who don't speak highly of Joyce.  Why do that?  She attacks others, and when they don't back down, she falls back on tears, and claims how much she is going through.  No one has the right to attack others, because they are unhappy with their own lives.  Where did Brandi get this twisted logic from?  "I am hurting, so I can make everyone else hurt too."  Sounds like the immature, self absorbed train wreck she is.  Carlton identifies with her, because they are alike.  Constantly criticizing everyone around them, while claiming, "I'm a girl's girl."  Open the window and let out the stink, Bravo.  Get rid of Carl, and Leanndi.

Salsaburns
Salsaburns

What to say about Carlton. Irrelevant, boring, judgmental and rude. Why Bravo, why? So grateful for DVR, fast forward every time I see her face.

ohcheesewhiz
ohcheesewhiz

I don't see anything wrong with a husband standing up for his wife against someone who acts more vulgar than most men! He's protecting his family...Good for him!

nikkicomley
nikkicomley

Excuse me.....what do you mean "YOUR" woman has a mouth!!!! YOU SHOULD TALK!!!!!!!! YOU"VE GOT A BLOODY FILTHY MOUTH!

Ablolu
Ablolu

Ok....I get it...I get it......you like brandi because you two have so much in common.....

Ihave more in common with Joyce and people like her......you know, people who are smart, love to have fun, see the good in others, don't ridicule others, believe in God, etc., etc.  Guess you and Brandi would have a great time going after me as well.  In the great words of the woman you love and words only people like you can understand, 'Bring it B*%ch!'  

In my book, next to the word 'moron' are the words carlton and brandi.  I HATE that I'm writing this way.....can't stand it but when good people do nothing to fight evil then shame on them.....so, carlton, i see you and brandi as nothing but horrid, evil humans who need to be pointed out!

collen333
collen333

thoughts are everything.. every wiccan knows that.. what we project outward we receive..... 

 

*harm unto no one... so be it*

Constance1
Constance1

Carlton, I can see why you and Brandi hit it off! Actually, I'm wondering if Bravo didn't bring you on to the cast as a replacement for Brandi if she got too out of control.  Hmm, makes you wonder,,,,,

LoveBravoBB
LoveBravoBB

Bravo,

Carlton isn't drama.  Her behavior is perverse. What I find objectionable is her malevolence,  venom and animus. Her malice and contempt along with lewd debauchery is simply vile. Please get rid of this nefarious addition to your team.          

MCTCB
MCTCB

 @ESinAZ

 shut the f(@% up is getting to be a trite phrase followed by trite abrasive behavior.  Sorry fellow bottom dwellers.

JeepRover
JeepRover

@Roseann_G Roseann you sound as if you are from a trailer like Brandy

karenmom
karenmom

 @Roseann_G HAHAHAHAHA! Good one. It must be interesting working for Carlton. Running out for coffee or stopping by the market for some bat wings or eye of newt. Seriously, it's not her religion people find off putting. She is the most negative person of any of the housewives on any of the shows. Her pathetic need for attention is cringe worthy. If you are truly leaning toward "spirit of the mind" you should look further than this woman as an example. 

smialkowskideal
smialkowskideal

 @Roseann_G This was meant to be Funny,Right? Especially all that follows " the epitome of class"! ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks for the hearty laughs!

99percentareidiots
99percentareidiots

OMG....what a delusional comment!!!  Are you related to or work for any of the three people you mentioned above?  Carlton, beautiful, kind spirited and intelligent?  LOL...I needn't mention the others....it's too funny it's laughable!!!

doxyroxy
doxyroxy

 @Roseann_G  Roseann darling, you hit the nail on the head.  "What two adults agree upon sexually is NO ONE's business but their own..."  Most viewers could care less about Carlton's sex life.  We don't find it interesting NOR entertaining.  It's between her and her husband, and they can keep it that way.  Thanks anyway, darling.  We don't WANT to hear about it, see it, or think about it.  Really.  It has nothing to do with her religion or mine.  She may be an exhibitionist, but not everyone wants to see what she's showing.  Personally, it's old and overdone.  Not sexy, not sensual, not cool, not wanted.  Even you should know that sexuality and/or sensuality is in the eye of the beholder, and it needs to be mutually pleasurable, not forced.  Carlton is forcing herself on the viewers who, for the most part, are turned off by her pathetic attempts at seduction.

ndug
ndug

 @Roseann_G People are not putting her down because of her religion....they are putting her down because she is mean....she would not harm as spider but would bash a very nice person...I know the type ...people who love animals and insects before humans because well...animals and insects don't talk back and don't  have an opinion.

99percentareidiots
99percentareidiots

 @Robyen What religion?  She thinks she believes in what she believes but it comes across as PHONEY!!!! She loves animals, but hates cockroaches and ants and whatever else she hasn't mentioned.  She has globes to reflect light, but her house is as dark as a dungeon and her personality is prickly and toxic...

cars121
cars121

 @collen333

 Well said.  Anyone remotely familiar with the Wiccan belief system/practice shares the sorrow of the community which has to be heartbroken over the false impression being portrayed by Carlton.  Thankfully we know the rule of three applies.  Blessed be.

karen13
karen13

 @collen333

 I don't think Carleton is wiccan at all...I think she i

s a bit of a fake! lol...she certainly doesn't practice what wiccan is  about.  A true wiccan would never say "I once practiced dark magic but now only white because of my children".wiccans don't believe in dark magic! she is making everyone who practices the old religion look bad....with all her sadist sex toys and chasing after Brandi.

judy@london
judy@london

 @myinfo2012  @ohcheesewhiz

 Did you think Ken was a punk when he stood up for Brandi last season?I thought not.No man is going to idly sit there when some trashbag is attacking his wife...again.Good for Michael.

Kelly.l
Kelly.l

@myinfo2012 @ohcheesewhiz I think the drunk Brandi shouldn't hAve picked the fight, now she's a punk. I sooooo understand why her husband left her, no man can defend THAT.