Yolanda's Dream Team is a Nightmare
Joyce can't believe Brandi thinks she's jealous or that Yolanda could behave the way she does.
Hola Mis Amores! I want to wish you all a very Happy Holiday! I LOVE Christmas! I love the scent of the trees, all the decorations, the beautiful lights, but what I love the most is that it's such a beautiful time where families unite.
I know you all want to hear what I was feeling in this week episode so here we go. . .
At the very beginning of the episode we see Yolanda saying "I'm almost 50 years old. We don't do teams. She then adds: "We are not in high school." Wouldn't it be great if she could keep her word. . .
Yolanda says she wanted to go out of her way to make her dinner beautiful -- and she did prepare a dinner with fantastic food, a stunning setting, and excellent performers.
You finally see a bit of my "baby" aka my husband. I've always called him baby, and as it is not the most unique nickname I am sure many of you out there call your significant others baby. But my husband and my two boys are MY only babies.
I LOVE my husband. I feel lucky every day to have him in my life. He is my best friend and my soulmate and I always feel like I can tell him everything. No need of any filters. He loves me and accepts me just the way I am. Like I said. . .Romance is something that does come natural. When you are in love things are simply alive -- you are madly in love. Still you always kindle that fire: We do date nights every week because after 10 years we still can't get enough of each other. When you find that one special person that makes you feel like you can conquer any mountain together thats when you know you've found your soulmate.
At our date night dinner I was telling my baby everything that happened in Palm Springs. He was speechless to hear how bad things were. I just wish I would've gone to the beautiful Colony in Palm Springs with my children and my husband. We would've had an amazing time.
As I was filling him in I got so upset and said I should've probably said Brandi is a whore. . .I'm glad I didn't. Even though she refers to herself as a one all the time and chooses to call me one. It's such an ugly word towards any woman that I'm happy I didn't call her that. Although I must admit my patience with Brandi is really reaching it's limit. I can't deny anymore that she is truly starting to anger me. But regardless how much I hate Brandi's behavior and her hypocrisy; It really hurts me to see her pain because of the loss of beautiful Chica. Loosing a doggie is simply horrible. No matter how bad my relationship might be with someone, I will never wish anything like this even to an enemy and my feelings were with her during that difficult time.
Then we see Carlton with her beautiful nanny preparing a "playroom." Even if perhaps it's a bit intimate and awkward to prepare this for the world to see, I think its fine to have a playroom -- if that floats their boat. The fact though that it is coming from the person who managed to act upset when my husband joked about the movie Failure to Launch and its reference to a naked room, seems more than double standard? You are really upset that other people joke about a naked room while you are making an entire sex room?
As we arrived at Yolanda and David's home I expected a great night, and I was convinced that Brandi would not dare to provoke another scene at her friend's house. It was simply too beautiful of a setting that I didn't think anyone would be tacky enough to ruin the night.
When I met gorgeous Gigi I was talking to her about all her sensational pictures and photo shoots. As I said in the episode, Gigi is a gorgeous girl, inside and out. she is sweet and gentle. It was upsetting to see Brandi, yet again, trying to talk s---. Telling Gigi that I was jealous of her. And hearing her say that I am always jealous of anyone younger in the room is almost comedic -- she must be trying to reflect herself in me. I am not a jealous girl. To the contrary I love to empower young girls! That's why I created a pageant for stunningly beautiful girls to have a great platform. And many times when you come to my house I have up to 50 stunning girls (much younger than myself) at my house preparing them for the Queen of the Universe Pageant.
When Yolanda at the dinner table flat out proclaims that she has the "The Dream Team" was disheartening. Seriously? Weren't you the same person who is preaching and spreading your wisdom that we are too old for teams and that you are not in high school? This is the behavior of a mean sorority girl. Let me teach you something about being a good host: no matter how beautiful your house and your table is set, if you invite your guest with the clear intention to make them feel second tier, this is classless and it is tasteless. Dream team? They are a NIGHTMARE TEAM! Thank God my husband tried to fix the situation and painted all of us non-dream-teamers a heart himself.David was very sweet and tried to bring the groups and conversations at the table back together. He asked me to make a toast in Spanish and I certainly accepted the request of our gracious host. As I was making the toast Brandi interrupted me on multiple occasions. She even said "Shut the f--- up we're not in Miami" I don't understand why Brandi always feels the need to attack me. I have tried so hard to understand and even justify her behavior at certain times but I'm fed up with her being so condescending. Watching the show I am realizing even more what a big hypocrite she is.
Watching Brandi ask my husband if he's a baby or a man? At this point Brandi has met my husband once before for about two minutes at Kyle's party. And she talks to him like this? Brandi. . .he is MY baby and MY man. And he is strong enough and successful enough that he loves my nickname and knows it comes from a place of great love. Stop being so jealous! Stop being so negative and maybe then you could find your own baby or whatever you prefer to call him. Focus on being happy. After all; Who wants to be around someone who is constantly judgmental, mean and drunk?
Lisa and I are in a much better place but just FYI. . . the attacks from Brandi were not funny.
On a brighter note. . .I did enjoy the fantastic tenors. My husband is a great opera lover and we had a great conversation with them afterwards. They are truly talented and were the highlight of the night.
My husband is very protective of me and as you could see he's learning to know Brandi and was getting pissed off with her stupid comments. I DO believe she needs an intervention but obviously it's not my job and I won't make it my charity. Her "Dream Team" should demonstrate to be true friends and act.
As you could see. . .Next week I finally have enough of her aggression and abuse and I won't take it anymore. Please keep watching and commenting.