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Kim: Lisa's Faint "Looked like a Fakey"

Kim can't believe Lisa's digs at her sister (and Brandi) or her fainting on 'Dancing With the Stars.'

Well, I guess I have to start with Kyle's lunch. . .HA! First of all, it was very nice and relaxed! I enjoyed seeing all the girls sitting around and laughing about talking about fun things, and then the BEE! OH WOW! HA! That whole thing!! OMGosh! LOL! I like Carlton, and I just wish she had a better time! At the other lunch, it was a different story!

Once again, to watch Lisa diss my sister and Brandi! Insinuating that my sister doesn't have friends? And that maybe Yolanda should put her house on the market?!? And then turning to Brandi and telling her that she needs to exercise her brain! These kinds of comments have become all too common from Lisa. It was a very degrading comment but with a touch of humor! That's another one of Lisa's specialties! This kind of behavior is totally uncalled for!

When I first walked in and saw Portia sitting on the kitchen counter with her little missing tooth it brought back so many memories for me when my children were small. I would wait for them to go to sleep, and take their tooth and sprinkle fairy dust on their pillow and then put a silver dollar (or what ever the going rate at the time was) in place where the tooth was! So hard to believe that my babies are all young adults now. Little Portia is only just beginning to lose her teeth! Portia has just started to have overnights with me, so I guess my tooth fairy days are not over and it's time to stock up on the FAIRY DUST!

Kingsley is the sweetest dog in the world, and he's been there for me with unconditional love and affection through some very difficult times. He brings so much joy and happiness! My nephew Conrad found him on Craigslist and gave him to my daughter Whitney, and now he’s now found a home with me and Chad! As you can see, he can be a bit of a troublemaker. . .He's so loveable, but when he's not getting attention, he finds a way! He will go into my purse and take out my sunglasses, my makeup, my wallet. Anything to get my attention! He LOVES shoes, furniture, rubber bands, etc! I knew I had to call in a trainer! The trainer told me he’s very spoiled! You think??

When I spoke to the trainer, David Utter, he told me that Kingsley is not going to like the authority of a trainer and what he represents and that he could become aggressive with him. This is the first time I’m working with David, the only other trainers I have worked with were animal trainers on Disney movie sets and TV shows. He also said that Kingsley should have a choke collar and leash on when he arrives, because Kingsley may sense him on the other side of the door! Unfortunately, when David arrived, I was on the phone and distracted and I didn’t put the leash and collar on. Kingsley reacted just as David had said, but within a few seconds, he was back to himself! Kingsley and our family have been working with David, and you will get to see more of this wonderful dog! Dogs are worth all the work, they’re like babies! I love my dog!

As for Kyle and I watching Lisa on Dancing With The Stars… Well, when I first saw Lisa fainting, I thought what just happened? Then we watched again, and I saw that she was holding his hand while she gently laid herself to the floor? But she still had his HAND!?!  It looked like she was still holding, because she was afraid to fall to the floor!!! I have fainted on camera and in real life and that just looked like a FAKEY!!

Lastly, when Yolanda talked about not being well, and then to see her there in the hospital, I just thought about what a struggle this has been for her. When she mentioned how her kids come over and wait to see her and to be with her, I was so touched. It’s hard for me to see her struggle, and it’s been a rough year for her. Yolanda is a tough-ass, and to see her like that it gets to me. Whatever you’re going through, you look forward to phone calls from your kids, or the times they come to visit. I related to that. I’ve prayed a lot for her, and I love that David has been there to support her through this, he’s a great guy.

See you next week!

Kim

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Kyle: Kim and I Will Never Agree on This Matter

Kyle clarifies the Kingsley issue and responds to Brandi's most recent accusation. 

I don't want to write this blog. I didn't even want to watch this reunion, to be honest. There. I said it. But here I go....
Let's just dive right into the text message from Lisa Rinna to Kim.
I was very shocked to hear about that text. There is no excuse for that. I believe Lisa R. knows that. I can understand Kim being upset about that. I am sure she was taken aback, as we all were when we heard it. However, I don't think Lisa Rinna is a dangerous person. She just made a really bad choice.


Now onto Amsterdam and the space cake talk. Brandi went after me in Amsterdam regarding the space cake, because she doesn't like me and wanted to deflect from her own behavior once again. This was her big chance to say something about me, calling me a hypocrite for not partaking in the space cake. I have said it before, and I will say it again: I NEVER said I haven't smoked pot. I HAVE. It's just not my thing. I have a lot more fun having a few margaritas. Kim knows that. I would have appreciated her chiming in there. Also, I have NOT eaten a pot brownie or a space cake ever, and my husband had warned me that it would not suit me well, knowing my personality. You cannot gauge exactly what you're ingesting, and it wouldn't be smart. I didn't want to have a bad experience and "freak out," so to speak. Brandi herself wasn't partaking, because of her own reasons (which had to do with her divorce, as she explained), so wouldn't that make her a hypocrite then? WHY did she care if I did or did not choose to? Because she wanted to jump at the chance to make me look bad, since her behavior and her drinking had been front and center. Her drinking was out there, because she puts it out there, and she has nobody to blame but herself. If I HAD chosen to eat a space cake, she would have jumped on that, too. Anything to divert from her own actions which she was comparing to ours. All of us may have a few drinks, but NONE of us behave like her when we drink.
I only address this because it was on television. Her opinion of me is completely irrelevant to me. I only cared, because I am a mother, and her trying to make me out to be something I am not is reckless, as is everything else she does.
Ok. Enough of that. She beat that non-event to death. I think we can move on now.

Now this is the hard part...Kim and I had not spoken since Nov 1st. We both knew the situation with my daughter, Alexia, and Kim's dog, Kingsley, was bound to come up at the reunion. We don't get to pick and choose what we want to talk about.
Alexia had spent the night at Kim's house on Halloween. The next morning, Kingsley bit her. While scary, at first it didn't seem that serious. However, what the first doctor failed to notice was that the tooth had pierced the bone and also broken it. Five days later, we found out that her bone was infected and she needed surgery to clean out the bone. Kim was upset, because I had posted pictures from the hospital. Like I said at the reunion, I NEVER said her dog bit Alexia. Never mentioned her OR her dog. TMZ ended up finding out that it was Kim's dog, and she blamed me, because I posted the pictures from the hospital. I did not do that to hurt my sister in any way or to "get Instagram followers," like she suggested. With all of my family coming and going at the hospital, people were bound to find out and talk.


We were all with Alexia at the hospital trying to distract her and have fun. As any mother would do. We were all trying to make the best out of a bad situation. We invited family and friends to visit and tried to keep her spirits up. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't posted that picture, but I certainly didn't mean to hurt Kim. She posted a picture when she was in the hospital this year. Yolanda and Camille have done so regularly. And where is her responsibility in all of this? However, I do feel bad about what it has led to. And I've told her that. I also felt terrible because I know she loves Kingsley, but I also love my child. It was a difficult time for all involved. I didn't blame Kim personally regarding the dog and was willing to drop it and move forward, yet she was too angry with me regarding the Instagram post to be able to do that.
I wish that since I was willing to let go of my anger regarding my daughter being bit and what she had to go through that she could have let go of being upset about the Instagram post. I HAVE to believe she knows I did NOT do that to hurt her.
For Kim to throw out that she would say something about Alexia ( like she did to Lisa R. regarding Harry ) nearly took my breath away. But her dog is off limits?
So there you have it.
I don't even know what to say or do anymore. Clearly, we will never agree on this matter. And now we have more issues to work through, like my hurt and anger over Kim threatening to say something about my child. I know she loves Alexia, and it was just her being angry and "in the moment," but it's going to take me some time to get past that. All I know is I am glad I don't have to relive all of this again on TV. Now I need to take a step back .
Hopefully, time will heal my relationship with Kim. Time and having an open and honest relationship.
It's been a very difficult season. That's for sure. Thank you all for watching.
XO,
Kyle

P.S
Some things I would like to clear up:

A) I NEVER asked for Kingsley to be put down. I love all animals and know how much Kim loves Kingsley. That was never part of our argument.

B) Brooke's wedding : Brooke did a small ceremony at my sister Kathy's house (part of it aired this season), so that Monty would be well enough to walk her down the aisle. The wedding we were referring to at the reunion is her actual "big wedding " coming up. And NO, I did not do anything "unspeakable" or "unforgivable" at the wedding at Kathy's house like Brandi has (once again) put out there. It was a beautiful, perfect day that Brandi Glanville is now trying to throw negativity on. She was NOT EVEN THERE. On top of everything else Brandi has done, she now wants to turn that beautiful day that my family celebrated into something to lie and gossip about. Shame on her.

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