Lisa Vanderpump

Lisa explains why she brought up the cheating rumors to Kyle.

on Nov 4, 20130

Hello to you all and welcome to our fourth season of RHOBH. It has been an eventful year and a tumultuous season!

We open with the gorgeous Gigi posing for a fashion shoot for Beverly Hills Lifestyle, the magazine that most of you are now familiar with as I have been a contributor and writer with for years. They always create the most exquisite fashion shoots, and Gigi was perfection. I have seen her mature over the years since I am close to Mohamed, and I revel in her success. She is a kind, sweet, beautiful creature.

As I am sure most of you knew, I participated in Dancing With the Stars last season. It was an honor to be asked and a daunting task, that's for sure. I was lucky enough to find my self closely ensconced and physically entwined with one of most beautiful men I have ever laid my eyes on -- Gleb Savchenko. Gleb is a kind and patient man that had the challenge of transforming me into a dancer. It was a struggle, just from the amount of hours you had to commit to while squeezing life's normal demands. And that is what I explained to Kyle. I felt I was doing many things and none of them very well, but above all I was having an amazing experience and was well aware that it would be short and sweet!

Kyle had asked me to cater an event for her. It isn't something we often do -- to take our chef away from the restaurant. Transporting the food and staff is just too complicated to ever be worthwhile. While I am there, Kyle brings up the fact that there have been stories created about her being pregnant. I also mentioned that I had seen the articles about Mauricio cheating. I would prefer face-to-face to acknowledge them, and then in the same breath ridicule the constant nonsense that is often in these tabloids.

514 comments
titonura
titonura

It is so amazing to learn about evil, jealousy envy, back stabbing ,fake, disgusting egos,  vane, bad mouth like Brandi she is a piece of art really, keep watching the shows with this women  and  you will learn a lot! like someone told me :  with friends like those , who needs enemies "

Jerj
Jerj

I doesn't matter how many times you denounced the tabloid rumors, you should NEVER have mentioned it in front of the little girl. You know better but it was another opportunity for you to throw a dagger at Kyle. You threw another one when you had lunch with Yolanda and said something derogatory about Kyle and putting the house on sale. You know better but chose to do it anyway. Shame on you. Other than that, I generally like you but you are a bit needy when it comes to your friends. I think it has to do with a bit of insecurity. I do want to compliment your daughter for how she politely but firmly stood up for you. She showed real class.    

HugeHousewivesFan
HugeHousewivesFan

Lisa, making a joke is one thing, but to do it in front of Portia like that shows me that you aren't the playful, fun, fabulously manipulative sexy british bombshell I once thought you were. Anything you think Kyle ever did to you you have now made obsolete as that was probably the lowest blow you could've taken. It was insensitive, disrespectful of Kyle's family, and exposed your true colors. What would you do if one of your friends came into your home and implied that in front of Pandora? Seeing you do that made me cringe.

CLivvy
CLivvy

Sorry Lisa...I used to be a fan, but no longer.  See ya!

CLivvy
CLivvy

Lisa...you are a bully and it has finally caught up with you.   Brandy is no longer your mouthpiece.  You are too old to act so childish.

globugsweet
globugsweet

Did anyone see last season when Kyle was talking to Lisa and Lisa demanded an apology from Kyle and spoke to Kyle like she was a two year old.  Kyle refused to apologize because Lisa demanded it.  Since that episode it seems like Lisa felt as if she needed to teach Kyle a lesson.  No one refuses to kiss Vanderpump azz.  Lisa is so on her high horse.  Watching glimpses of Vanderpump Rules shows me she raised her daughter to be the same way.  Lisa expects everyone to bow down to her.  She started little by little tearing Kyle's down so it would not be obvious, because Kyle would not kiss up to her.

danubianprincess
danubianprincess

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!!! AND ADORE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR. WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN THE WORLD!

bigsisinccfl
bigsisinccfl

Lisa, you are still the best person on the show. Kyle and Kim are just ridiculous and if Brandi has turned her back on you, just consider it having the garbage removed.

MeX2
MeX2

BOO HOO KYLE. Lisa, you can be my friend ANYDAY !!!!

decemberangel
decemberangel

Brandi is too judgmental. Yolanda does talk about people behind their backs. Bravo needs to take Real out of the title.

chatty
chatty

You just don't say these things in front of the kids. shame on you for that. Made for good gossip in the column, If you would have said it off camera it would not have made gossip. Shame on you Lisa for that. I use to like you but seems your a s****t stireeeer

ariela.caruso.3
ariela.caruso.3

Love you Lisa!! all these ladies coming for you this season just make themselves look ridiculous! Kyle is the queen of digs but now suddenly is playing victim..and she's got Brandi & Kim to back her up! so I guess Brandi has officially joined the mean girls club and you should never allow her back into your life. Her true colors have been revealed.

anna78
anna78

And I have to add I dont want to see anything with the staff from "Sur"...

pam020904
pam020904

Lisa i think you are one of the biggest hypocrites of all of the Real Housewives show. You are definitely not a true friend to anyone. You are  big time loser who talks about everyone else life without looking at yours. You have no respect for yourself or anyone else. I hope this is your last season on the show. You are annoying to watch, GO AWAY!!

anna78
anna78

Lisa, you look so great this season! Better then ever.

I understand how you just kept bringing up the rumour about Mauricio over and over again! So rude and infront of Portia as well! I could tell that you really enjoyed talking about it, not nice!

randrew
randrew

Lisa, I really like you, and if some may not get your type of wit (Kyle knows it so I don't get her anymore) tough. Like you say sometimes "keep a stiff upper lip" as I know you will!

SeasonYourWordsWithLove
SeasonYourWordsWithLove

Kyle complains that you are throwing "digs" at her, but doesn't she do the same thing to everyone else?  She'll talk to Yolanda when "she gets a personality and can laugh."  She made sexual jokes at other's expense, but got angry when you teased that perhaps the younger woman rumors about Moricio were of him and his daughter Porsha.  It bothers me that she can say whatever she wants about whoever she wants, but no one is allowed to speak of her.

twiddledeedum
twiddledeedum

I will never stop liking you. Too bad Brandi is as fickle as everyone said she was. I still like her alittle.

Bernie-mate
Bernie-mate

I don't understand for the love of God why you continue to socialized with the likes of Kyle, Brandi. You give them so much benefit of the doubt its not worth it. i thought your joke about Mo was funny. I love your humor actually. And anyone who things Portia understood what you were talking about is really stupid, like Brandi. Now go and have your own show. Its you i like to watch only.

Debster1
Debster1

Lisa I have to be honest. I have not liked you for 2 seasons. I liked you on season 1 but you have changed (or shown your true colors). Last season you sided with Brandy and used her as your mouth piece to attack Adrienne. People may fall for your act but I don't. I see right through your so called english humor and hear all your nasty rude jabs at people. It's not cute. Looks like you will be shown for who you really are this season(not a nice person) and I can't be happier. You deserve it.  

Reba39forever
Reba39forever

Kyle is not your friend. You owe her nothing - at this point your digs are expected and much nicer than she would get from me if she was an ex friend of mine. I completely respect that your comments - digs are to her face while she continues to work the room spreading her awful little stories trying to make you look bad while you are not around to defend yourself.  She is a coward - only accustomed to dealing face to face with an alcoholic/drug addict someone not in that haze is a bit more of a challenge for her and not one she prefers to face head on.  The only time she deals with the un medicated face to face is when she has her possibly medicated sister to back her up with what will undoubtedly turn into an unintelligible non sensible  yelling match.  Stay classy and above the trash.  Do NOT let the Brandi's and Kyle's of this world bring you down.

Teri_R
Teri_R

Lisa you are a lovely, elegant, gracious lady.  It occurs to me that each of the other HWs (at least the ones left over from last season) has one very obvious thing to be jealous of you over.  Namely, a loving , stable marriage.  Brandi is divorced after her husband was unfaithful, Kim is divorced and has no relationship, Kyle is on her second marriage and I think we all suspect Mauricio has a roving eye -- at a minimum, Yolanda's first husband was unfaithful, she is divorced and remarried to a man who was married 3 or 4 times before and will likely go on to someone else at some point.  Ken is obvious devoted to you and your family.  And you are obviously devoted to him.

 

Need I say more?

AndyD
AndyD

I think it is pretty funny that people are criticizing so much for what EVERY SINGLE CAST MEMBER DOES.  Every single one has said something Snarky either about or towards one another at least a half a dozen times.   At least what Lisa asked was directly to Kyle without an audience.  If she was so offended why didn't she say anything about it at the time?  Her mouth clearly isn't painted on .  Why didn't she bring it up later before the party?  No instead Kyle decides to get revenge over this perceived dig and at the party talks about the rumors of Lisa's alleged sex tape.  

mtrae9
mtrae9

I love you Lisa, and I really don't think what you said in front of Portia was that bad; although maybe not at the appropriate time.  I think you said something to the effect that now you know where the rumors of the young girls came from (meaning Portia going out to lunch with her father).  I seriously doubt that Portia knew what you were talking about.  If she did, at her age, I have to wonder where she is hearing these things, and from whom.  I do  think you need to take the high road and don't let all this pettiness change who you are.

cigarflower
cigarflower

Lisa stabs others with a smile on her face. I could never trust her. She has a smooth delivery. Kyle said it well. You realize that Lisas' comments are plain insults and if you are not expecting it, they appear to be compliments. Very smooth, Lisa.  

terry244
terry244

Lisa i have to say i really do like you! with that said u are stirring the pot for the drama with Kyle and Yolanda! You and Kyle love each other and it shows! I hope you two can get past this and get back to the way u two used to be! Brandi and Yolanda need to stay out of it! They are just adding fuel to the fire! Yolanda and Brandi both will turn against u in a heart beat! Yolanda is two faced dont trust her! best wishes for a gr8 season lots of love to u and ur family xoxo

Sasyvee
Sasyvee

It looks like you will be getting your just desserts this season. Can't wait to lmao!

chocosprinkle
chocosprinkle

Lisa has more personality and character than all the other housewives combined. Brandi is self-destructive and i believe she is being used by Kyle this season to bring Lisa down. I only hope that Lisa can withstand all this bs yet again.

GetitGirl
GetitGirl

Of the RHOBH, Lisa is the one who is the most pompous and the one that you should never trust.  She is the most self-serving individual on the show. Plus, Vanderpump Rules stinks!  That's a show that shows as a boss she has no backbone and she's babysitting a bunch of immature brats!

Sheppy
Sheppy

 @globugsweet

 Maybe Lisa talks to Kyle like she's a 2 year old because that is how old she acts?  Thus, Lisa feels that is the mentality Kyle may be able to comprehend?  Further, I have watched Lisa on this show since the beginning, as well as on Vanderpump Rules, and I do not see her asking anyone to kiss up to her. Maybe her British accent, wit and class make her come across as superior...but if anything, I always see her rooting for he underdogs and giving EVERYONE more chances than the deserve.

fablady101
fablady101

 @globugsweet

 sorry u are blind, she is still fan fav for a reason, we love her. Kyle not so much.

titonura
titonura

 @danubianprincess

 ADORE? that is too much of a statement ,wake up darling .......like she cares about you adoring her? yeah right!

be@ch
be@ch

 @chatty

 What 5 year old would have paid any attention, and even if she did, she would not have taken anything negative from that comment! 

titonura
titonura

 @anna78

 Same here what a booring show , is abut this two fighting, drinking is booring indeed! stopped  watching after the first season!

cosmo888
cosmo888

 @anna78

 They are the biggest bunch of twits I've seen on these shows.....and that is including a whole lot of other idiots that have come and gone via Bravo shows

drakey
drakey

 @pam020904 huh? I am really curious why you would call her a big time loser! and how does she not respect herself? just curious

JessPikey
JessPikey

 @Debster1 I agree. She was at her best in season 1. Witty, humorous, and more rational with her arguments against/for the other women. Now it seems as if her attacks are coming from a place of inferiority and or insecurity. I wonder why she is feeling this way, perhaps there is a major underlying issue that will come out later in the season?

Spinner1
Spinner1

 @rosyposy I would have thought by now, the numerous amount of times you use the boring, worn out cliche 'passive aggressive against Lisa, has two 'g's...Do you even know what it means..??...As for pompous fake two faced trouble maker...you are describing exactly what Kyle is... I could include back stabbing hypocrite as well....Then you accuse Lisa of bullying...once again   remember the games night, when Kyle and her sister, finger pointed, cursed , insulted and even threatened someone on crutches...that was despicable horrendous behaviour by two school girl bullies...then of course Kyle hires her pitbull  Fayke Redneck to do her bullying for her ...you appear to watch a different show...or have amnesia..

CrazyKoolaid
CrazyKoolaid

 @AndyD

 Love the balance of your statement regarding "every single cast member makes snarky comments"....because they do.   Will say, I admire that Lisa (usually) directly says what is on her mind. 

This Exception:  Yes, Lisa's comments weren't done in front of other cast members ("audience").   Rather, she evidently chose to wait for the camera ("audience") to roll, regarding Mauricio's supposed infidelity.  I like Lisa, Kyle...not so much.  So, how does Lisa get a 'free pass' in her delivery vs. Kyle?   Because she said it to Kyle's face, albeit, done on National Television?  They are BOTH being un-necessarily snarky IMO.

twiddledeedum
twiddledeedum

 @chocosprinkle

 Agreed! Right after last season Kyle took Brandi to lunch so she has been hard at work brainwashing Brandi.

chocosprinkle
chocosprinkle

 @GetitGirl I don't believe Lisa is pompous at all, she is just confident and strong. She makes this show watchable.

zoeyblu
zoeyblu

 @JessPikey  @Debster1

 Why is she feeling this way ? Do you even watch the show ?    ARE you serious ?

This should be crystal clear to someone who has "WATCHED THE SHOWS"

 

Watch the back shows

Fromtheshowmestate
Fromtheshowmestate

@twiddledeedum @chocosprinkle Ho do you know Brandi didn't take Kyle to lunch? How do you know Brandi wasn't doing to Lisa exactly what she did to Adrienne? Telling Kyle all the secrets and nasty things Lisa had been saying about Kyle?? That is what she did to Adrienne when she ran to Lisa before the season 2 reunion and told her all the things Adrienne had been saying about her. Funny last year everyone (including you Twiddledeedum I believe) were defending Brandi like crazy against any allegation that she was Lisa's mouthpiece. The assertion was that she was speaking for herself. Now folks think she has been taken over by Kyle. God, make up your mind.

cosmo888
cosmo888

 @chocosprinkle  @GetitGirl

 I agree, chocosprinkle...IMO, some people who are insecure see those who ARE secure as pompous because being secure in one's own skin is alien to them.  Kyle, IMO, feels threatened so easily because of her, IMO, lack of self-esteem