Cast Blog: #RHOM

Hog Wild

A Therapeutic Season for Alexia

Lea's Final Thoughts on the Season

Lea's Double Standards

Hoping to Move Forward with Lea

An X-Rated Reunion

Lisa's Vegas Regret

Joanna's Perfect Day

Lea and the Beefy Bus Boy Duo

Lea's Lip Service

Lisa's "Peacemaker" Problems

Alexia's Not Sweating the Small Stuff

Real Friends Don't Hold Grudges

A Fun Party, Minus the Distractions

Apologizing to Lea

Alexia's Anniversary Celebration

Lisa Loves Texas

Meet Joanna's New Puppy!

Lea's Walk Down Memory Lane

Adriana's Wedding Full of Waiting

Adriana's Two Loves

May Adriana Live Happily Ever After

Romain's Troubled Past

Alexia's Birthday Drama

Meet Dr. Sex Therapist Lisa

The Wedding Evite Explained

Targeted by the Hate Club

Lisa's Button-Pushing Behavior

Peter's Healing Process

Lenny's Lipo

Lea's Over the Haters

Adriana's Difficult Past

Joanna Talks Role Playing

Update on Elsa

Recovering Frankie and Peter

Lisa's Bridesmaid Ultimatum

Joanna's Outright Insult

The Birkin Bag Bonanza

Adriana's Glamorous 'Great Gatsby' Wedding

Lisa's In-Law Issues

Shocked by Lea's Secrets

Hog Wild

Lea discusses her jokes at the pig roast, and her fairy godmother status.

Well the Miami Housewives have officially gone hog wild.

Forget hair pulling, punching, or table flipping. Pig flipping is the new housewife sport.

From little Miss Piggy to Babe to a Hialeah pig farm, this little piggy takes center stage. My hands are shaking just writing about it. Poor thing!

Then Philippe's engagement announcement: well, so I made a couple of jokes (the green card and marriage forecast). After all this is Miami, and it's an insider joke. Unless you're looking to be "catty," you will see the humor, and if not, well, some jokes get slaughtered, too!

Of course I know (and Philippe knows that I know) he has a green card. His Gourmet at Home Catering Experiences company wouldn't be around if not, right? By the way it's yummy. Never asked if he carried pork though! Let's hope not.

Forgot to mention: Marysol ate so much pork that night she was up with a stomachache all night! Now, that's what I call pigging-out.

And Adriana finally delivered my portrait, on time no less! LOL! RJ and I gave it to Roy for Father's Day.

I am deeply touched by Adriana's struggle to do the best she can for Alex, and you saw how she broke down in tears. He is an excellent student and an amazing kid, and he deserves all she does for him. I have been anointed her "fairy godmother," who knew? This week her face graced the cover of New You Magazine and the largest billboards in Time Square and the Vegas Strip. She's worked really hard to rebuild her life. Now you know why I'm on my Blackberry way too much--I've got lots of Adrianas in my life that need help.

And once again we're reminded by Larsa how "cute and perfect" she is. Cute!

If Marysol's wedding dresses are an indication of the wedding, it will be over the top or should I say, over the "Aspen Mountain." Don't miss that episode. And I have to say the Gabriella Arango gowns that Cristy and Alexia modeled were gorgeous!

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