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Slightly Sophomoric

Marysol shares her thoughts on Cristy and Larsa's opinions, and lets us know that perhaps Elsa wasn't always on time to pick her up from school either.

By Marysol Patton

Hi everyone!

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Thank you so much for all of your kind words, they mean the world to me. I am a little tardy with my blogging, so I have decided to combine last week’s and this week's together.

Fortunately, I am blessed to be employed in this trying economy, which unfortunately does not allow me as much time to lunch with the ladies as I would like. Since I was busy in meetings, I had to miss Cristy's luncheon that day. I didn't care for her cook's dismissing tone when I called to cancel on the phone, but clearly he is not the most polished person on the planet.

On that note, I was asked by so many of you to weigh in on Adriana's situation, and although I know this may sound like a cop out, I truly cannot give any kind of an opinion since I am not a parent. If I must weigh in at all, I can admit I too was forgotten at school on a few occasions. I turned out ok, so I'm giving this a pass.

As for Cristy and Larsa's advice to Adriana, or their opinions on anything for that matter, I think we can all agree, although sophomoric in tone, nothing describes them better than: "babbling nincompoops."

I began my career working for charitable foundations in Miami, (Miami Children's Hospital Foundation and Jackson Memorial Foundation), which is where I learned everything about fundraising, event planning, and public relations. It is always a pleasure to work with Lea on her gala, as it brings me back to the wonderful beginnings that made me who I am today. We truly enjoy managing her red carpet and press outreach, and I am very proud to announce that this year the gala will be held at my fantastic client's venue the Eden Roc Renaissance Miami Beach. If you are reading this you have now seen episode three, and had the chance to see a little more of my mother, which is what so many of you have been pleading for. I took Philippe to meet her, and he quickly discovered that she truly has a remarkable sense of humor, which is completely off the cuff, without calculation or at the expense of others. I don't know where she comes up with the things that come out of her mouth, and I don't want to know. I just adore every second of her lunacy.

My mother started calling me Melissa this weekend and I replied "What?" She then said "I am like Jo Anne" Still confused, I asked "Who?" and my mother proceeded to say "You know the lady with all the plastic surgery that goes on TV with her daughter, Melissa." If you didn't catch on yet, she was referring to Joan Rivers. All I have to say is, Mom you are much funnier than Joan.

What did you all think of Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen last week? Talk about uncomfortable; thank goodness I had that delicious Saint Crystal Apple Martini to help me get through the chaos…

Speaking of chaos what did you think of Adriana's fiery gallery blow out? She really knows how to bring it!

Things are heating up, so stay tuned for more!!!

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