Adriana: "I'm not Tinkerbell, you're all going to wake up with a great life tomorrow."
Let's all allow Lea's words about not being able to provide a perfect life hover over us again. Imagine it as a tiny Disney-like echo, reminding the story's protagonist of his hero's words of wisdom. Lea Black can't provide a perfect life for anyone, even her fairy god subject Adriana. So when faced with baby-daddy drama and accusations that she sucks up to Lea so she'll play matchmaker, Adriana can simply retort with the above truism. Problem solved.
Cristy: "To speak to whatever it was that they would be open to and that they would want to hear." and "It could always be something, you get to choose."
Oh dear Cristy. It seems while Lea was working to woo her audience with the prose they were primed to hear, your dinner party compatriots did not feel the same way. You had just barely gotten a bite in before Adriana began her talk of birds, and disgruntled check writing. I suppose in actuality these two quotes not only don't apply to you, they are the opposite of applicable. Irony, or just proof that Lea Black really does run Miami?
Larsa: "The only person in the world that doesn't have a problem is a dead person."
Larsa darling, if only we could rewrite this pearl as: "The only person in the world that has a calm dinner party is a dead person." It's impossible to do that sort of thing really. At least now all the ladies know how to form mozzarella, and your chef friend Steve knows how to say balls in Italian.
Next week is the finale babies, and then the live reunion on Watch What Happens Live. I can hardly wait to see what that will bring. Until then I will be watching Elsa's greatest hits from WWHL to get me primed for more Clubhouse action.
GO Lea...so glad you called Christie on her great charitable efforts...please...she thought her presence at an event (because she goes to them all and knew people there) was enough. What she does not understand is that her presence (or so called support) does not help the kids...it is the $$, time, sweat and real effort...Putting on a dress, makeup, and showing up does not count as a charitable effort!