I loved seeing Marysol in action. I especially liked seeing her subtle (as a freight train) flirtatiousness. Hmmm, I think she’s ready to move on, no?
I especially loved seeing Joanna and Romain together. Independently they are gorgeous, but together they look like the product of genetic manipulation. Yes, I am a fan. I think they should get married and produce equally genetically-gifted offspring.
OK, on to another uncomfortable kitchen scene with Beba “the loose cannon” Rodriguez and the sperm donor. First things first, Preparation H DOES NOT work! I looked like a blow fish experiencing water retention. Enough said. I’d like some brownie points for allowing the cameras to capture me in that state. So any comments should include something like: “You didn’t look that bad” or “You were so brave to put yourself out there that way.” Just some suggestions, feel free to come up with your own unique form of adulation.
Robert always came over at the most inopportune times, and while his dig about his girlfriend who is 15 years my junior (Age again? Really?) may sound mean-spirited, it was all in good fun. He has his own particular brand of humor. It is the only way he knows how to make light of a difficult situation. You will see this almost Pavlovian reaction again and again throughout the season. I let him get away with it, because the poor guy is having bowel movements which include rainbows, lots of them. I think he’s suffered enough.
Good tip for the PrepH.... You're hilarious - to show such care and compassion for your ex's rainbow challenged sphincter is above saintly. Though perhaps next time you should simply share the PrepH with him.... Thanks for the laughs.
You are a good addition! Can'twait to see more...Karent is so jealous and insecure i wat to see more of you putting hr in her place.
Ana, I think think you are beautiful and I you look as younger than most of the housewives. In That scene with the Prep H, I couldn't see what flaw you were talking about.
I like you. You seem grounded and not afraid to be who you are! What a beautiful example for your daughters you and your (ex) hubby are in that you are still such great friends!
You're my FAV!! Smart and beautiful- Don't let your boyfriend or (soon-to-be ex?) husband get you down- you are too nice and beautiful inside and out to worry about them....any man with a brain and conscience should appreciate you and it will happen in due time.
Ana is Awesome! I think you are a real lady that does so much for so many people. You have respect and class.
Again! I FREAKIN Love it! This woman cracks me up! The wit is just so funny to me. You are what this show needed. The other ladies better watch out, because us viewers are always down for the realness in people and you defiantely seem REAL!
Love love your blog. It reminds me of Carole Radziwill's from RHONY in that it's witty and funny instead of a straight up narrative. And no, you didn't look bad at all in that scene with the Prep H convo! It's refreshing to see some housewives can be seen without full hair and makeup all the time. It's impossible to be made up 24/7.
You are refreshing on this show and you DID look fantastic while working on the puffy eyes from crying. You are however surrounded by some serious posers who have had much work done and they have the same face for happy and the same face for tragedy; sad. Keep keeping it real!