I loved seeing Marysol in action. I especially liked seeing her subtle (as a freight train) flirtatiousness. Hmmm, I think she’s ready to move on, no?
I especially loved seeing Joanna and Romain together. Independently they are gorgeous, but together they look like the product of genetic manipulation. Yes, I am a fan. I think they should get married and produce equally genetically-gifted offspring.
OK, on to another uncomfortable kitchen scene with Beba “the loose cannon” Rodriguez and the sperm donor. First things first, Preparation H DOES NOT work! I looked like a blow fish experiencing water retention. Enough said. I’d like some brownie points for allowing the cameras to capture me in that state. So any comments should include something like: “You didn’t look that bad” or “You were so brave to put yourself out there that way.” Just some suggestions, feel free to come up with your own unique form of adulation.
Robert always came over at the most inopportune times, and while his dig about his girlfriend who is 15 years my junior (Age again? Really?) may sound mean-spirited, it was all in good fun. He has his own particular brand of humor. It is the only way he knows how to make light of a difficult situation. You will see this almost Pavlovian reaction again and again throughout the season. I let him get away with it, because the poor guy is having bowel movements which include rainbows, lots of them. I think he’s suffered enough.