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“Sore thumb,” “fish out of water,” “square peg in a round hole” -- clearly, I did not fit in at Mynt. I couldn’t even fake it. Even Lea looked more at home “in da club” than I did. Heck she even danced! To see me sitting there was like watching someone observing an uneventful tennis match. All I remember was a lot of he said, she said, he-she said, or, well, you know what I mean. Basically it was Wimbledon for drag queens. That whole debacle will take an interesting turn as the season progresses, so stay tuned for that.
Finally we get to what I like to call “model meltdown.” I tried to stay out of it, because I did not feel that it was appropriate to advise, console, or otherwise interfere when I had just met these people. For Lisa to offer an opinion or a helping hand made sense. Everyone else? Not so much.
Watching Joanna’s breakdown was both strange and endearing. Strange because her squeals and bouncing were very disturbing, but also endearing because she came to her sister’s rescue. As the mother of sisters, I appreciate the fierce loyalty that Joanna exhibited towards Marta. I now know that Joanna didn’t have an easy life and had to practically raise her sister. She probably witnessed Marta suffering through an awful break-up. It is clear that seeing Mr. DeeJay conjured up all those bad memories. I wish Marta could have appreciated that instead of yelling at Joanna. That being said, I felt awful for Romain. It was his big night. The 10-year anniversary of a club is a feat in itself, and he should have been able to enjoy the fruits of his labor. Those two have a lot of issues to work out before they can focus on that genetically gifted family. I really hope they do.
Good tip for the PrepH.... You're hilarious - to show such care and compassion for your ex's rainbow challenged sphincter is above saintly. Though perhaps next time you should simply share the PrepH with him.... Thanks for the laughs.
You are a good addition! Can'twait to see more...Karent is so jealous and insecure i wat to see more of you putting hr in her place.
Ana, I think think you are beautiful and I you look as younger than most of the housewives. In That scene with the Prep H, I couldn't see what flaw you were talking about.
I like you. You seem grounded and not afraid to be who you are! What a beautiful example for your daughters you and your (ex) hubby are in that you are still such great friends!
You're my FAV!! Smart and beautiful- Don't let your boyfriend or (soon-to-be ex?) husband get you down- you are too nice and beautiful inside and out to worry about them....any man with a brain and conscience should appreciate you and it will happen in due time.
Ana is Awesome! I think you are a real lady that does so much for so many people. You have respect and class.
Again! I FREAKIN Love it! This woman cracks me up! The wit is just so funny to me. You are what this show needed. The other ladies better watch out, because us viewers are always down for the realness in people and you defiantely seem REAL!
Love love your blog. It reminds me of Carole Radziwill's from RHONY in that it's witty and funny instead of a straight up narrative. And no, you didn't look bad at all in that scene with the Prep H convo! It's refreshing to see some housewives can be seen without full hair and makeup all the time. It's impossible to be made up 24/7.
You are refreshing on this show and you DID look fantastic while working on the puffy eyes from crying. You are however surrounded by some serious posers who have had much work done and they have the same face for happy and the same face for tragedy; sad. Keep keeping it real!