Cast Blog: #RHOM

Honey Boo Boo Housewife

A Therapeutic Season for Alexia

Lea's Final Thoughts on the Season

Lea's Double Standards

Hoping to Move Forward with Lea

An X-Rated Reunion

Lisa's Vegas Regret

Joanna's Perfect Day

Lea and the Beefy Bus Boy Duo

Lea's Lip Service

Lisa's "Peacemaker" Problems

Alexia's Not Sweating the Small Stuff

Real Friends Don't Hold Grudges

A Fun Party, Minus the Distractions

Apologizing to Lea

Alexia's Anniversary Celebration

Lisa Loves Texas

Meet Joanna's New Puppy!

Lea's Walk Down Memory Lane

Adriana's Wedding Full of Waiting

Adriana's Two Loves

May Adriana Live Happily Ever After

Romain's Troubled Past

Alexia's Birthday Drama

Meet Dr. Sex Therapist Lisa

The Wedding Evite Explained

Targeted by the Hate Club

Lisa's Button-Pushing Behavior

Peter's Healing Process

Lenny's Lipo

Lea's Over the Haters

Adriana's Difficult Past

Joanna Talks Role Playing

Update on Elsa

Recovering Frankie and Peter

Lisa's Bridesmaid Ultimatum

Joanna's Outright Insult

The Birkin Bag Bonanza

Adriana's Glamorous 'Great Gatsby' Wedding

Lisa's In-Law Issues

Shocked by Lea's Secrets

Honey Boo Boo Housewife

Adriana thinks Joanna came off more like a pageant queen than a super model.

Honey Boo Boo A.K.A Joanna seems to be losing her super model powers and acting more like a distressed beauty pageant queen, wanting to WIN the contest against a club dancer she calls a "hooker." The winner will take home the prize, which in this contest is nothing but her own fiancé! Hmmm, that doesn't sound too kosher to me... Honey, let me just explain something to you. The place where he was planning on taking the other "contestant" is one of the most romantic places I've ever seen in my life -- and I have traveled to more than 40 different countries. In fact, that is the place where Frederic took me to when we first began dating and where we fell in love. It is a resort called Little Palm Island, and it is a truly idyllic island on the Keys, made for lovers and romance!

With that being said, I was surprised to see Honey Boo Boo of the Miami Housewives decide to reward her fiancé’s bad behavior by "cooking" for him to win him back! Only in the process of doing that, she decides to first dump her sister at Lisa's house, since she was blaming poor Marta for being an impediment to her relationship with her fiancé. Later she forgets how rude she was to her and decides to call her sister back home, only to yell at her one more time and have her do the cleaning and cooking while she glamorizes herself for the cheater?  Honey Boo Boo, I'm sorry, but I have breaking news for you: once a cheater, always a cheater.