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Marysol Patton

Cryogenics Night with Marysol

Marysol gives you some background on her unusual beauty routine.

Dec 6, 2012

I’m sure you are ALL wondering how mom and I get our flawless youthful looks, well the cat’s out of the bag! “Cryogenics Night” is a weekly slumber routine with mom, but a daily one for me. I basically keep my home as cold as it can possibly get and wear winter clothes inside in hopes of freezing myself into staying forever young. Even my pets wear sweaters! Now that I think of it, my cat is still alive and has been around a lot longer than anticipated.



Mother predicts a wicked storm and trouble amongst the ladies in Bimini. I was really looking forward to this bonding trip, so mom’s warnings made me feel as though I was going to be clear of any drama. “PHEW!”

Cut to Lea and her evil friend. All I can say is they both are “LIARS”-- confirmed, case closed!

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jdickenson90210 34 pts

Looking forward to tonights episode. I hope you finally tell that mean old witch Lea off!

balmoralgal 883 pts

Lisa did take her to the living room but Alexia and then you and everyone else followed. I think that if Lisa took Karent to the moon, Alexia still would have followed so she can see Karent fall apart. Then you would all follow along as well.. Besides, the fact that Alexia brought the article meant this was a BIG moment she was looking forward to. She was salivating. It's just like Adriana bringing the article Karent's interview was published in to Lisa's party. Very mean-spirited and definitely premeditated. And why did Alexia even feel the need to feign concern and appointed herself the official deliverer of bad news to a girl she obviously looks upon with pure disdain?Marysol, I believe I may have figured you out. You are very non-confrontational. I get it, I'm the same way. I only want peace and if there is any conflict, I only believe in a respectful and peaceful exchange is the only way to go. Fighting is pointless, immature, hurtful and will always be a no-win situation. However, if I state my case, it's only fair to hear the other person's side. That's the FAIR and MATURE thing to do .So I will NEVER understand why you wouldn't let Karent respond to your article accusations (at Alexia's). Also makes me realize that you seem scared of others when they're stronger than you, but Karent is MEEKER than you, therefore you've deemed it perfect for her to be the one you can push around and bully, in your own way. Then you joined up with the very strong mean girls and you've got all the backing you need. Now remember The Golden Rule now ...

andebrown70 1070 pts

I love your sense of humor!  I think the whole 'freezing house" beauty treatment thingy was hilarious.  I wish that you and Lea would bury the hatchet.  I think that you two are really on two different communication loops that have not circled around to each other.  The seem to be going in different directions. 

hrdebbie 167 pts

 

Mama Elsa is going to be on Watch What Happens on Thursday. Andy- Please addresses the “Animal Controversy" I would like to hear her comments on the issue. I actually want to like this woman but can’t stomach her right now.

rosyposy 2864 pts

Marysol, You come across as someone with inner beauty and dignity.  I know some of the fans want  you to join in on the cat fights and defend your friends.  However, if that is not your nature, then so be it.  Just be yourself.

IknowMiami 199 pts

@rosyposy What a joke, DIGNITY......PLEASE SPARE ME

Sweeteena1018 1939 pts

Marysol's blog is what should remind us that, you have to be a little crazy to do reality tv.  They tend to not live in reality because to write a blog about her and her moms flawless skin clearly proves that.  Botox and injectibles does not make for flawless skin, no matter much you try to cover it with "Cryogenics".  To be truthful, your skin does not look flawless you actually look strange, sorry I had to say it.

reality4real 585 pts

@Sweeteena1018 -I guess it went over your head? C'mon ... It was written tongue in cheek. Marysol and her mom have a great sense of humor and don't mind poking fun at themselves.

shysharon 1986 pts

You should have listened to your mother and just stayed home! What a bunch of mean hags!

leeety 474 pts

Beauty tips really? You are boring, Alexia, Ana and you the Cubans should stop hating on the new Colombian girl Karent. 

Maya2 3339 pts

Alexia does not like Karent for whatever reason, was she looking forward to tellng her? probably, she did go arround it and kept asking others opinion so she felt a  little bad ! what do you think would happen if Karent had proof that one of the ladies was being cheated on? that "carrier pigeon" would of delivered the message in front of everyone with a big smile on her face ! if Joanna is her friend and she claims to have her back and she made Joe Francis reveal that he had sex with both sisters imagine with someone who's not a friend? we all saw and heard Joe Francis say he dated both sisters and  sweet Karent ask the unthinkable " did you sleep with both"?  not content with him saying it on national tv she grabbed him and felt it her duty to tell Joanna in front of Romain, claimng she had OVERHEARD this? they were too nice! and

Lck 4550 pts

I just wish you were more open and honest. Your secretive nature does not play well on a reality show. Stick up for your friends once in a while and take a stand. Watching you is frustrating.

taffi 3391 pts

Marysol, I loved the stuffed cat over your headboard ! lol

Relo-HOM 930 pts

 taffi ...I don't think that was a kitty cat on her headboard....?

Alph 141 pts

Are you on crack? Hello! Who in the hell would say that you and your mom has flawless skin? Baby, you need to look in a mirror.

Pouty06 24 pts

Marysol, Lay off Botox you and your racist mom look awful !!! Please go back to Cuba. Since Obama is an "animal" she can return to Cuba and refresh her memory who the real animal is.

Siagdo 9 pts

@Pouty06 You deserve a medal! Well said.

Maya2 3339 pts

After reading some of these comments i wanted to say that first of all i don't think Elsa meant what she said literally, she's an eldery lady who struggles wih her english in every scene sometimes she just says it in spanish ! we've all seen it ! most Cubans are republicans, that is a fact reason being they feel democrats are too liberal and want equality ! equality sounds good and something we all want including cubans but that was Castro's philosophy, i will help the poor and take from the rich, no one should have more than others, which sounded good to all cubans but he betrayed them and now are all equally inprisoned and equally poor and hungry , that equality became communism ! the comment taken literally is offensive no doubt, but i don't think she ment it. She  had no freedom of speech in Cuba and right or wrong she has it now!

Sweeteena1018 1939 pts

Agreed, well said!....They don't know any better.

PJGambler 875 pts

 Maya2

 Good knowledge of history-well said!

1Tamara 5 pts

 Maya2 Please! She meant what she said...the way she said it! Just because she is and elder does not mean she does not have to take responsibility for her words.  She is a sharp cookie, if not why would her daughter ask for her for advice all the time.

Maya2 3339 pts

Marysol, you are so nice and classy, you do us cuban women proud! I don't know how i missed your comment about Karent being a carrier pigeon and how you unrolled the message from her leg, lol hilarious ! Im watching reruns !  love your mom you and her are my favorites !

bombshell8124 831 pts

 Maya2 Recovering earlier today from a night out and watching RHOM marathon and that line of hers made me laugh all over again!

tanwayparker 978 pts

Wow really do you think that making it freezing will preserve you, I wonder how much you've wasted over the years in electricity.... btw you face is already frozen so save your money and give to those in need. I really wonder how much you and Elsa have spent together on plastic surgery lmao.

Gerri0048 7 pts

Flawless is not the correct description for your Mom's appearance. Excess of any one thing example plastic surgery will flip on you over time. I think Elsa has reach that mark.

Gerri0048 7 pts

I'm New to the show & have a simply question about Elsa facial expressions. Is this a bad plastic surgery experience or traumatic burns?

ESinAZ 2327 pts

 Gerri0048

 I have been wondering that myself, and thought maybe it was explained on an original season. 

TulsaHousewife 2117 pts

Marysol,

Please....Do you expect us to believe that your keeping your house cold is your beauty regimen? There are photos of you all over the internet with the "before plastic surgery" and the "after plastic surgery"..We already know Mama Elsa is no stranger to plastic surgery. So do you think the viewers are dumb? Plastic surgery is your beauty regimen so why try to hide it?

karenmom 1131 pts

I"ve been following the conversation about Mama Elsa's comments about President Obama. My 19 year old son is at college and I follow him on Facebook. He posted this quote from George Takei. 

"Let me try to clear something up. "Freedom of speech" does not mean you get to say whatever you want without consequences. It simply means the government can't stop you from saying it. It also means OTHERS get to say what THEY think about your words.

So if someone makes an ass of himself, don't cry "freedom of speech" when others condemn him. "

I think that pretty much sums it up.

 

1Tamara 5 pts

 karenmom HERE...HERE!!!!!

 

Relo-HOM 930 pts

Wasteful...what a waste of electricity, money & animal skin...all for the sake of vanity.

mrsdonut 2199 pts

 Relo-HOM

 I think that's the REAL reason her marriage didn't work out- She kept the house too friggin cold!! ;-)

pianogal6 237 pts

I totally get why you can't keep a husband. You are an extremely selfish person underneath that fake exterior.

pooterslady 16 pts

People make me laugh at all this freedom of speech stuff. Of course we in this country have a right to our freedom to speak our mind.  But just remember this, there are always ramifications of what you do say.  Therefore, it's not always so freeing to be able to speak your mind.

ESinAZ 2327 pts

 pooterslady

 Well said- along with "freedom" of speech, comes discernment of speech.

Toomuch1 11 pts

As a first generation Cuban American, I can totally understand why Elsa called President Obama an animal. It might not be appropriate wording, but the sentiment has nothing to do with racism, To some Cuban exiles(including my fathers entire family) President Obama seems to veer towards communism, which is an extremely sore subject to people who had to flee their homes,businesses( or what was left after Castro took them over for the Communist party), family and friends. I don't agree, but I was never in their position.

glamapuss 546 pts

I did not state that it had anything to do with racism whatsoever.  The comment within itself is very disrespectful and in poor taste.  Whether you agree with the policies or not, Obama is still out President and he deserves the respect that comes with it.  I did not like having Bush in office but I would never berate him as being an animal.

hrdebbie 167 pts

 Toomuch1

 Okay point taken and great history lesson/backdrop.... however, we are in America and she has benefited from being in our great country. "An Animal"?- really ?Protocal in the form of respect and tolerance take presidence. I would never disrespect a person of such high authority in public with such degrading words; no matter if is was Romney or Obama.It was just plain wrong!

Mimilicious 485 pts

 hrdebbie  Toomuch1 

I am actually a big obama supporter, and a black woman. I don't find any offense to what she said. Its called freedom of speech. We all talk badly about politicians we don't like. It just happens to be that her regular life is televised; that's how she feels, and its ok

2ndavenue 126 pts

 Mimilicious  hrdebbie  Toomuch1

 I don't respect the choice of words, but I respect her right to say it.

Katie1958 886 pts

 2ndavenue  Mimilicious  hrdebbie  Toomuch1

 I agree with you, but we have to look at who is saying it.  Elsa doesn't strike me as a person with a good grasp on the English language.  I listen to the way she talks and the words she uses and I don't think her using the word animal was out of character for her.  I don't think she meant it to be literal...at least I didn't take it that way.  I laughed when she said it, because she is always using words incorectly.  She's almost childlike in her misuse (is that a word?) of words.  Having said all of this, she is on national TV and knows she is being filmed, so you would think she would try a little harder.

ZimmerMoo 82 pts

 Mimilicious  hrdebbie  Toomuch1 No one said it was a question of freedom of speech. It IS a question of respect. That fact that she fled a rightwing regime to come to the United States and then calls the President an 'animal' all because he wants to restore the Bush Tax Cuts back to the rate of President Clinton does not warrant the  insult.    If one looks at the regime of Batista and Castro, they would know what an ignorant comment she made.

 

Pathetic.

 

 

pugsimon 170 pts

 ZimmerMoo  Mimilicious  hrdebbie  Toomuch1  Exactly ZimmerMoo.  People that call Obama a communist or "pseudo" communist are just ignorant and probably listen to Rush Limbaugh instead of educating themselves.  When I see this, I just know that the person is poorly educated and of low intelligence so I don't bother.  If you don't agree with the President's policies, that's perfectly acceptable, but to exaggerate to the point where it's beyond ridiculous ruins the credibility of argument.  

 

Back to the show, Elsa and Marysol don't seem to be particularly bright and Elsa seems high most of the time so I am not offended by her.  She's fun to watch but I just know she's just that, entertaining.  She's no different than the cast of the Jersey Shore in that respect.  

Maya2 3339 pts

 Katie1958  2ndavenue  Mimilicious  hrdebbie  Toomuch1

 @katie1958 i agree she used the word animal because she couldn't come up with an english translation ! she doesn't  agree with Obama that's clear and most cubans of her generation don't ! she's usually not mindful of being filmed? she says whatever she feels but it is clear she struggles to speak english and she didn't mean it literally !

Sweeteena1018 1939 pts

She was born and raised in Cuba, if you know history, that should sum it up.  She doesnt know any better.