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A Meeting of the Mystics - Ep 9
Bravotv.com's Associate Editor needs more Norman Baker.
Nov 1, 2012Here we are in a post nips-plosion world. After Sunday's episode, we're kind of left in a "where do we go from here?" state. And honestly I don't know. Can you really ever reconcile with someone you've bitch slapped? Unclear.
And while you were probably pondering that, I imagine you were also wondering how we can continue the season without your new favorite character, the red broom. I miss that broom too, but fate was kind by sending us Norman Baker A.K.A. the cutest musical/magical little man I've ever seen. He does that thing where you play the edge of cups full of water (a la Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality), sports a mystic chain, and chants the vowels to spread good energy. This is my kind of magician.
Lea wisely brings him in to promote good vibes at the gala venue, to bless the auction items, and to meet with the other ladies in the hopes of keeping them civil at the big event. After the lingerie party debacle this seems like wishful thinking, but hey, desperate times...
Prediction: Not so much a prediction, but a wish -- that Lea just keeps Norman by her side so he can chant through the rest of the season with us.
I cant get enough of Norman. I want to take him everywhere with me! He was so sweet and adorable!
ok, you guys obviously had big laughs behind the scenes and at times I think even Norman wasn't able to keep a straight face. A good gig if you can get it; an earlier version of that same gig was the King has no clothes on! It's up to the believer and if there is a ring in his nose to pull him by, hurts no one in the end (even those who pay for it) and at the very least brings a good laugh to us all.....that's worth something, right?
The ringng bowls and the chant sounds are based on the theory that the universe is held together by vibrations. It's a very ancient belief. That's why Monks chant "om". Om is believed to be the higest vibration that is God. People either believe it or they don't. Not a big deal.
@SmartAssPants right on, great post. They are acting like he is some amazing famous person and so proud to be friends with this piece of shi.# I second not watching if he becomes a regular part. Although I am on that edge allready. This is different than the other Housewives and I have tried to likr it but am just not loving the people.
Oh Norman Baker .....ugh I thought you meant Norman Bates!
didn't like him. The chant was too much for me I am sorry.
Ana,
I like you a lot because you are one of the most down to earth women of all of these women on the Housewives shows. I really did not like the way Thomas Kramer spoke to you and I'm glad you got up and left. Why take that kind of abuse? You don't need that, nobody does. I got very upset with the way he spoke to Elsa. People can say whatever they want to say about her but for someone to say "I know you are close to your expiration date," that was COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!!!! He can have all the money in the world but that does not give him the right to speak to people the way he does, I don't care if it was his house. You don't speak to anyone like that least of all someone who is older than you are. HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO RESPECT PEOPLE!!!! I wish you luck now that you have broken away from Robert in your business. You will be fine-YOU ARE A STRONG LATINA!! BUENA SUERTE CON TODO. CUIDATE.
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