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Brooms, Bananas, and Blurred Nips – Ep 8
Bravotv.com's Associate Editor thinks the real star of the episode was the broom, not the bitch slap.
Oct 29, 2012Where does one begin with this episode? Oh wait, I know, how about with THE BROOM THAT STOLE THE WHOLE SHOW! See below in the bottom right corner:
(Apologies I don't have a better glamor shot of my new favorite cast member, but Hurricane Sandy has severely limited my capabilities here.)
So yeah, yeah, yeah, there was a big fight between Adriana and Joanna, someone may have been slapped, whatever. The real star of that scene was this red broom. Why? Because what was it doing there? Who was this man wielding the broom as if it could stop the impending clash of scantily clad ladies? I wish I had the answers. If that broom could talk, the things it would tell us -- the difficult position it was quite literally put in, how mortified it was to be a part of such a savage display. She's not that kind of broom!
Take a minute to relive the broom's big break.
Prediction: Next week, that red broom's going to have a lot to say at Lea's gala.
Maya2 I agree with you about everything except Alexia- she was/is dealing with such a serious problem with her son- he was in grave condition at one point and is having a very slow recovery. I give her a pass on this one - she has so much to deal with and holding her emotions in and when the dam breaks, there's no telling what can set one off.
kiki13 Maya2
Disagree! If that was the case: she shouldn't have interrupted their conversation in the first place! No excuse for Alexias behavior...NONE!
My favorite part of the night was when the guys (presumably TV crew) RAN for cover in the hallway when Adrianna let loose! It was hilarious!!
PS. Joanna deserved everything she got and more.
I agree about Joanna.She has no social manners ,no class.Her agenda is most important. Does not respect other people ,even loved ones.I wouldn't like her for a sister,poor Martha.Even when she tried to stand up for herself, she got the wicked finger in her face. I hope Romain leaves her ,he can have any girl instead of this drama queen psycho. It really saddens me that Joana thinks she can get away with anything because she is this "supermodel" and "men line up for her ". Joanna :"you are not a supermodel", Anja Rubik is ,also Polish and with class and a husband.
AHH YES YES YES....that beautiful RED BROOM. I had my eye on it from the moment I saw it.
It goes to show that in today's world, even a broom can have its 15 minutes of fame.
The banana is whole different story.
mary.katherine.79 lol yes I caught that too--what was up with the broom?!
I was so sickened by the low-class behavior that I have no desire to watch any more of this show....and this is coming from someone who watches the New Jersey girls. I realize you guys want drama.....but gee whiz , can't you find anyone in Miami with a brain and class? There just is no real storyline to this show other than drunken brawls and bitchiness.
rosyposy Oh come on now--please don't throw the word "class" around as if you were truly concerned about the quality of television whilst you're watching "The Real Housewives."
Wow, I use to think how pretty Joanna was, then she opened her mouth. She's one screaming mess and even worse when she drinks. I truly hope her sister Magda finds happiness and the best steps she can take is to get away from Joanna.
FloGuy very distasteful....i did not yet it.
I was really struck by your smart remark. Lisa should have been more considerate
Best line so far " she may wake up pretty in the morning but she sure gets ugly at night" love Adriana ! and this show does have classy ladie Marysol her mother and Ana Lisa! i would of added Alexia but her behavior at the party ? no ! and Karent is a dentist but she has no class or social skills she proved it to anyone still deffending her when she asked Joe Francis if he had slept with both sisters ? wow talk about classless !
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