Besides the broom and banana, there were the final inescapable items of the evening -- nipples. Seriously, there were blurred nips in every scene. I can only imagine there was a shortage of double-sided tape in Miami that week, because not one bra stayed in place that evening. What I've learned from this is that it's incredibly difficult to take anything seriously -- whether it be a fight or trash talking -- when the participants have blurred nipples. Thank God for those blurred nipples though, because they provided some much needed humor to the over-the-top chaos.
Prediction: More nudity to come this season, because clearly these girls aren't overly concerned about (or cognizant of) nip slips.
There's more I could talk about (the pool push, Lisa's freak out about the ruined DJ equipment, the fact that everyone seemed completely unfazed and chatted it up together on the couch afterward), but I think I've summed up the salient points: brooms, bananas, and nipples. Plus I have to go tape my windows to prepare for the impending hurricane in NYC.
Until next week! Get ready for some serious fallout. (Seriously, you may need a hazmat suit.)
Best line so far " she may wake up pretty in the morning but she sure gets ugly at night" love Adriana ! and this show does have classy ladie Marysol her mother and Ana Lisa! i would of added Alexia but her behavior at the party ? no ! and Karent is a dentist but she has no class or social skills she proved it to anyone still deffending her when she asked Joe Francis if he had slept with both sisters ? wow talk about classless !
Maya2 I agree with you about everything except Alexia- she was/is dealing with such a serious problem with her son- he was in grave condition at one point and is having a very slow recovery. I give her a pass on this one - she has so much to deal with and holding her emotions in and when the dam breaks, there's no telling what can set one off.
Disagree! If that was the case: she shouldn't have interrupted their conversation in the first place! No excuse for Alexias behavior...NONE!
My favorite part of the night was when the guys (presumably TV crew) RAN for cover in the hallway when Adrianna let loose! It was hilarious!!
PS. Joanna deserved everything she got and more.
I agree about Joanna.She has no social manners ,no class.Her agenda is most important. Does not respect other people ,even loved ones.I wouldn't like her for a sister,poor Martha.Even when she tried to stand up for herself, she got the wicked finger in her face. I hope Romain leaves her ,he can have any girl instead of this drama queen psycho. It really saddens me that Joana thinks she can get away with anything because she is this "supermodel" and "men line up for her ". Joanna :"you are not a supermodel", Anja Rubik is ,also Polish and with class and a husband.
AHH YES YES YES....that beautiful RED BROOM. I had my eye on it from the moment I saw it.
It goes to show that in today's world, even a broom can have its 15 minutes of fame.
The banana is whole different story.
I was so sickened by the low-class behavior that I have no desire to watch any more of this show....and this is coming from someone who watches the New Jersey girls. I realize you guys want drama.....but gee whiz , can't you find anyone in Miami with a brain and class? There just is no real storyline to this show other than drunken brawls and bitchiness.
rosyposy Oh come on now--please don't throw the word "class" around as if you were truly concerned about the quality of television whilst you're watching "The Real Housewives."
Wow, I use to think how pretty Joanna was, then she opened her mouth. She's one screaming mess and even worse when she drinks. I truly hope her sister Magda finds happiness and the best steps she can take is to get away from Joanna.