Spice Up Your 'Wives

Bravotv.com's Associate Editor is still in shock from all the merkins and lingerie.

on Oct 26, 20120

And from merkins we move to Marysol in her family fur as she pays a visit to Elsa before Lisa's party. And Elsa is in fine form. First she accuses Marysol of letting a cat sleep on the fur, which she inherited from her grandmother. Then Elsa dons some sort of feathered cap, grabs her fan, and gives us some super fabulous dance moves. It was like an answer to my prayers. If the coffee business doesn't take off, I think Elsa should consider opening a dance school.

Elsa also gives Marysol some sass when she asks who gave her alcohol. I'm with Elsa on this one, she can totally plead the fifth. Let the woman enjoy some wine and dance around in her "chicken feathers"!

Prediction: Two times is a pattern, so more Elsa moves! And hopefully more chicken feathers.

9 comments
iza
iza

Joanna I was seriously disgusted looking at you and your barely-hanging-head-up sister.  Both of you have no control over the alcohol consumption??  I hope I am the only Polish person that watches this show.  This real you is not at all the image that you tried to create in the Polish media.  Don't think you will be given many more appearances in your old homeland..... 

Jabrit
Jabrit

Karent is an instigator and not in a good way, her smile is phoney as is she. Joanna is a BULLY! Did she not watch herself?? Both of them deserve each other. I don't believe for one second that the other women are jealous of Karent. I used to like her when the show started but not anymore and as for Joanna, she is a bully and I feel bad for Marta and Roman having to deal with her "stank" attitude.

allydachie
allydachie

Due to Joe (lil pig) Francis claims of "sleeping with Marta ten years ago). Marta's birth date  is at issue here. Will this issue be addressed?

hidinout1010@aol.com
hidinout1010@aol.com

All I can say is I'm NEVER stepping foot outside of the airport in Miami.....violence is a way of life in that town... from the ominous Pork N Beans to the leather wearing "wanna be's" of Animal Rights Activists of RHofMiami or did I just watch an episode of Basketball Wives of Miami?   Hard to tell the difference??!!

marina.greenfield.7
marina.greenfield.7

Joanna....Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder...Poor Girl!

Citoclark
Citoclark

It is hard to believe that grown women act like that. It was pretty disgusting. The last few shows have been nothing but fights. If this is way the season will be, I will turn to another channel.

xxxemxxx
xxxemxxx

Karent in such a short time has caused a lot of problems. She not good for this show.

kiki13
kiki13

The look of shock on Joanna's face is not b/c Marta slept with Joe F, it's b/c Marta slept with Joe F AFTER Joanna did!!   And most likely behind Joanna back!

etomasina42@aol.com
etomasina42@aol.com

 @Citoclark

 thats true who wants another RHO New Jersey the fighting is getting boring,to the writers of Housewives the fights my seem exciting but,your Boring the viewers,get rid of all the drama or get rid of Housewives...