Spice Up Your 'Wives

Bravotv.com's Associate Editor thinks there should be a pole on hand at every Housewives gathering.

on Nov 15, 20120

Drag queens, surprise penises, and plenty of Elsa -- this episode had everything you could want and more. Except the red broom and Norman Baker. (Sorry, I just can't let them go!)

Elsa and Lea meet for a little wine and cheese. Just no mozzarella. (Side note: Did anyone else think Lea pronounced mozzarella oddly? Maybe that's just me being a jaded New Yorker.) They were also sipping from perhaps the largest wine glass I've ever seen. Seriously, they were like jugs. And while they tried to talk through Marysol's issues with Elaine, what it turned into was Lea trying to explain how drag queens work. Good times.

Then over to Lisa Pliner's house for a little shoe fashion show and some Elaine Lancaster drama. Allegedly Marysol told Lisa Pliner not to hire Elaine as the MC for the event, which of course then got back to Elaine because she's BFF with her. This was clearly the snub that broke the drag queen's back, because Elaine went on a hunt for Marysol, holding out that fan like a divining rod. And when she confronted her, Marysol responded by...running the other way? Elaine actually chased her through the party to find her again, where Marysol found some backup in her friend Lauren Foster, who we learned is trans and fabulous. She may win for best line of the episode when she announced, "I won't be bullied by that Housewife with a wiener." But after all of that, there still seems to be no resolution between Marysol and Elaine.



Prediction: I don't think Elaine will give up confronting Marysol. Ever.

10 comments
cupoftea
cupoftea

@Annabella2

 

Hi  Andrew,  

 

This  episode introduces viewers to nefarious dinner host, Thomas Kramer. A morally  corrupt person whose every word is a sexual innuendo or criticism.

 

Some  of the housewives laugh or hang on his every word.  They are impressed with his  wealth and man cave. The easily influenced guests include, apologist Lea,  co-host Karent, strip pole dancer Lisa,  and do nothing Adriana all with male  escorts. TK's not going to verbally attack his guests if there's a male he might  have to worry about.

 

We  are shown through brilliant editing, the contrast between those who are  heroically  inspirational against those who are morally poor in spirit!  Ana  was shown to be a  shining example for all  who have been bullied.  After TK's  verbal assault, she proudly exits the man cave after a few her own well chosen  words.  Marysol and her mom Elsa leave after AJ's insulting screaming fit.   While Lea, standing table side, defends bully Kramer in order to stop another  victim of his, Johanna from tearfully explaining her humiliation at the hands  of TK.

 

Lea,  the pillar of Miami, comes to not one denigrated cast mates aid. The only one  she manically defends is the perpetrator of all the bullying...Thomas Kramer.   She then sits down and smiles like the cat who ate the canary!  A biblical  saying comes to mind for Lea, "What does a man profit, if he gains the whole  world, and suffers the loss of his own soul?"

 

Thank  you for a spectacular episode which revealed Lea Black's character flaws.  Joe  Francis and James/Elaine gave us insight, but Thomas Cramer gave us the  overwhelming evidence of her lack of moral spirit!!!   

JKSDiego
JKSDiego

I think I would have ran the other way also if this huge man / scary drag queen was waving anything in my face.  He is scary and huge.  I would have called the police on this Man called Elaine. 

 

I always say I will walk a mile to not have a confrontation, so I am on Marysol's side.  Thank god he was not at Thomas' home.  I believe Lea caused the luncheon episode and then stood back an did nothing until it was over. I'm not nuts, but she had an opportunity to defuse the situation and she put fire on it.  What is wrong with these people.  A party or luncheon is never a place to hash things out. 

 

Also, the Thomas party was scary.  Never ever in all my years have I ever seen a man talk to a woman especially an elderly woman in that manner.  I could not believe everyone including the co-hostess Karent sat there and said Nothing not please stop or anything.  I was shocked these people were so commotose. 

 

 

 

allydachie
allydachie

What a night with the RHOM. I do think though, a mention should be made of the lovely Elaine on stage in her size twelve heels and that wonderful little hippity hop she did for everyone.

nvt
nvt

Haven't we shown enough of the angry drag queen? I guess not. Why would this jackhole with no manners and a penis be invited on a girls trip? I really don't care to see this verbally violent, poorly dressed Queen bully his way through another event.Lea siding with the men and laughing at TK's banter shows me who she is. Love that Joanna and Adrienna got through a gathering without brawling.

xxxemxxx
xxxemxxx

Elsa said it all when she said "he's a stupied man" I thought TK is a disgusting and degrading man. Your blog is so funny. I couldn't stop laughing. 

DesiQ72
DesiQ72

And sorry but its true what the other HW's state about that smile...I have bad dreams about that top teeth sitting on her bottom lip smile...its eerie, not to mention not so attractive to be honest

DesiQ72
DesiQ72

@Karent Its looking more and more pathetic as the night went on. Karent was shoved so far up Thomas's ass that a plastic surgeon couldnt remove her from it.  She didnt have any of her so called girls backs because she's a media, social climbing, whore...its embarrassing and she looks like she's giving Thomas more than friendship...I think Elsa called it.  

DesiQ72
DesiQ72

@Karent you are a sneaky ass embarassing excuse for a DDS and you twist things to make people look bad or create more drama...perfect example is Adriana saying that she had better not hug or give Roman a kiss because she'll get accused of cheating...and Karent whispering in Joanna's ear like a Jr High girl. SHAMEFUL

DesiQ72
DesiQ72

Thomas is a total douche bag...if he thinks that having a lot of $$$ is a license to treat anyone he feels like a dog. He looked like a total lowlife.

reality4real
reality4real

I beg you Bravo, please stop taping all these peripheral freak show characters like Thomas, Elaine, Joe, etc....it's obvious they will stoop to any kind of behavior to be in on TV but bring nothing of real substance to the show....which is supposed to be about housewives! Are the housewives and their drama not enough?