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Let me begin by saying that I could have watched Elsa try and mircowave things for a full hour. Forget Bimini, let's just turn Marysol and Elsa's Grey Gardens-esque activities into a show.
Seriously though, what was happening at Casa Patton? According to Marysol, part of her beauty routine is to make it freezing cold in her home before going to bed. Is this a proven method? Something tells me not.
Poor Elsa was rolled up in roughly 37 blankets on Marysol's bed, because I guess they had a sleepover (maybe a psychic reading session went long?). Clearly Elsa was never meant to go any further north than Florida, because she didn't take kindly to the cold.
In an effort to restore some warmth to her witchy body, Elsa microwaved some mugs of coffee for her and Marysol. For 12 seconds. This of course led to her shock that the coffee was not warm. Where's that Havana Elsa truck when you need it? But really can you blame her? I can barely put together a coherent sentence in the morning before I've had my caffeine fix.
Prediction: I can only hope this leads to Elsa and Marysol being sent on a camping trip in the wilderness.
It's all coming back to me now.....why I didn't want to stay in South Florida after being there for 3 years!!! So many of the women were just like these "ladies" (The mean ones of course). They were so insincere, and you never knew who your friends were. Horrible. It's because no one is FROM Miami. Everyone is a transplant. I hated it...guess it's cause I grew up in the midwest. Move Joanna to Beverly Hills or Orange County and drop this show Bravo.
MrsDr_Illini ...I love the idea of moving Joanna to BH. I'm sure Joanna would prefer California over Miami.....BUT....it might be a bit awkward between her and Yolanda...
Why would it be awkward between them? I'm racking my brain, but I can't figure out what you mean.
Alexia is not blogging ? Is she too afraid to hear what we think of her mean spirited and vindictive behavior ? I guess Alexia can dish it but can't take it.
@JenPincha I'm hoping she read all of the previous opinions blogged about her. She really is irrelevant and should focus on her own life. Google would tell anyone that she has enough on her own plate to be picking on others. History shows she will not take responsibility for behaving badly, so her blog would probably just be a continuation of her displaced anger and blame. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that she finally realized how poorly she is perceived by the majority of viewers and has buried her mean girl head somewhere.
That whole segment of everyone tip toeing around leaving Karent wondering what they were talking about was SO RUDE!! Keep quiet or tell her and get it over with.
polishmom you can say that again! I don't like Elsa comments about other people, she is too mean spirited.
mean girls...... Lisa seems to be the only lady who sees that this was meant to hurt Karent. Alexia lost my respect..... if she was any kind of ''lady'' she would have kept this private instead of the ambush she created......
Speaking of Casa Patton...Joanna must have had a heart attack after seeing that dead animal (fox?) above Marysol's bed!! Was that real? Not to mention Mama Elsa's fur coat. Breathe Joanna....breathe...
Joanna's mouth - mmmm - most people don't pay attention to a drunk so if she has a point to get across it's better to do it sober ...
Prediction: A Marysol and Mama Elsa spin off..or at least I can wish for it! Another prediction is that Joanna looses her mind commenting on all that fur in that scene! As far as the rest of the episode it was GREAT! The scandal, the suspense, the drama...it was the epitome of really good reality tv..BRAVO RHOM!
they are a couple of characters but a spin off...... there is not enough personality to carry their own show.... Elsa is a curiosity not a celebrity
C... xxxemxxx I think that depends on ones interpretation of celebrity..I watch all the housewives franchises because I think they are characters & for curiosity not because I was drawn to their celebrity. Some of them make me laugh some of them make me cringe and that's what it's all about. I don't tune in to watch how they handle fame..I tune in to watch how they handle each other! But I get it that she's not your cup of tea.