Spice Up Your 'Wives

Bravotv.com's Associate Editor thinks Elsa and Marysol need to have sleepovers more often.

on Dec 6, 2012

How long exactly was this Bimini trip? I was under the impression it was maybe a long weekend, but the amount of luggage Adriana showed up with suggests it was more like a month-long affair. And honestly you know it's bad when OTHER HOUSEWIVES are giving you a hard time for how much you brought. That means you've crossed into Imelda Marcos territory.

But among the myriad hat boxes, suitcases, and other Housewives sundries, there was somehow no sign of Adriana's passport. Don't you begin packing by finding your passport? It's the one thing you know you must have. You may forget to bring any underwear, but the passport you have. Evidently not the case for Adriana. So she hightails it back home missing the flight in the private plane. Ouch! She must have been kicking herself later while wedged between people in coach. But hey, at least she didn't have to check any bags!

Prediction: You know that Adriana's son totally just hid her passport for kicks when he say how much stuff she was bringing.

Finally the ladies all make it and get settled in Bimini (which is in the Bahamas in case you were wondering). But Alexia's been holding onto a little secret -- an article saying that Karent's boyfriend has started dating another woman.

Huh? That's kind of awkward when you consider that she's on TV with her Rodolfo as her boyfriend! So what exactly is happening there? Unclear.