Joanna just wishes that Marta would have slept with George Clooney.

We're pretty sure that somebody was Karent.

Marta is sensitive, but Joanna questions her passion for animals.

Marysol feels classy in her fur, despite Joanna's disbelief.

The one and only Joe Francis seems to know all the ladies of Miami.

"It's either the nipple or butt, you gotta choose."

Bo needed to treat Lea like the lady she is.

Maybe James Davis just thought Bo was thirsty when he threw that drink in his face.

Stop in the name of lingerie!

The ladies look on in shock as the fight turns physical.

And Bo's in the pool! At least he didn't get his shirt wet (he didn't have one).

Why don't people understand? There's no fighting at Lisa's house! Especially not in her pool.

James and crew luckily found another section of the house.

Lisa channels her Wonder Woman strength to keep this party together.

Everyone's having such a great time at the party.

Just as Lisa mandates that no more fighting can happen, Adriana pulls Karent aside.

Adriana just wants to know if Karent's a model, dentist, wannabe, or all of the above.

Is it just us or did this article seem to appear by magic?

Adriana tries to stay calm.

"Butt off, Joanna!"

Adriana looks really interested in what Joanna has to say.

Romain steps in to defend his fiance, but he quickly gets fed up with the drama.

Adriana is the one with the passion now!

The slap heard round Miami!

Adriana can't stop seeing red.

We wouldn't want to be in the middle of this.

At least Adriana's hat still looks great.

Joanna can't believe what just happened.

Maybe this man thought he would sweep the ladies' troubles away with the broom?

That was our reaction too, Ana.

Don't worry ladies, rice is here to save the day.

Joanna tells Marta to stop crying if she doesn't want to lose her sister. Poor Marta!

Aww Daysy! We want you to take care of us, too!