Cast Blog: #RHOM

Adriana's Wedding Full of Waiting

A Therapeutic Season for Alexia

Lea's Final Thoughts on the Season

Lea's Double Standards

Hoping to Move Forward with Lea

An X-Rated Reunion

Lisa's Vegas Regret

Joanna's Perfect Day

Lea and the Beefy Bus Boy Duo

Lea's Lip Service

Lisa's "Peacemaker" Problems

Alexia's Not Sweating the Small Stuff

Real Friends Don't Hold Grudges

A Fun Party, Minus the Distractions

Apologizing to Lea

Alexia's Anniversary Celebration

Lisa Loves Texas

Meet Joanna's New Puppy!

Lea's Walk Down Memory Lane

Adriana's Two Loves

May Adriana Live Happily Ever After

Romain's Troubled Past

Alexia's Birthday Drama

Meet Dr. Sex Therapist Lisa

The Wedding Evite Explained

Targeted by the Hate Club

Lisa's Button-Pushing Behavior

Peter's Healing Process

Lenny's Lipo

Lea's Over the Haters

Adriana's Difficult Past

Joanna Talks Role Playing

Update on Elsa

Recovering Frankie and Peter

Lisa's Bridesmaid Ultimatum

Joanna's Outright Insult

The Birkin Bag Bonanza

Adriana's Glamorous 'Great Gatsby' Wedding

Lisa's In-Law Issues

Shocked by Lea's Secrets

Romain's Big Heart

Adriana's Wedding Full of Waiting

Joanna shares her thoughts on Adriana's wedding.

Hello everyone,

Well this episode was quite something, huh? The good news for me is that I wasn't there. So NO, I didn't wait 1 1/2 hours for the ceremony. NO, I didn't wait 2 hours to start eating. NO, I didn't have to change clothes twice in the super hot summer of Miami while the bride was trying to get ready. NO, I wasn't part of the 10 poor people selected for this wedding party nor did I have to dress like it was the 1920s. NO, I didn't have to stay and pretend I was happy after hours of delay for...what again? Oh, and NO, I wasn't invited. I have never been so happy to say so many NOs. So let me stay out of this one...



Oh, and as far as Adriana saying, "Joanna can have my sloppy seconds," if it’s Lisa, I'll take sloppy seconds any day dear.My wedding was a true fairytale, and I know by the fact that everyone had a blast. Yes, we actually made sure our guests were guaranteed a wonderful time. You’ll get to see it soon enough, and you will love it!

Not much else to say, my friends, except I am really blessed that everything that is happening to me is REAL and wonderful.

The good news? Of course, the rest of the season gets much, much better...

And don't forget to check out the beautiful animals that need your help at www.angelsforanimalrescue.org.

xoxoxo,

Joanna