Caroline on the joys of having a ruthless attack dog:
"If anyone tries to have some kind of altercation with me, bring it on. Bring. It. On."

Teresa on post-boobie surgery lovin':
"[Joe] feeds me a sandwich, gives me a drink, and goes, 'Just lay there.' I just got SURGERY. Can I HEAL?"

Teresa on post-boobie surgery lovin':
"[Joe] feeds me a sandwich, gives me a drink, and goes, 'Just lay there.' I just got SURGERY. Can I HEAL?"

Dina and Danielle on friendship:
Dina: "I can't stomach you."
Danielle: "Believe me, sweetie, the feeling is mutual."

Caroline on forgiveness:
"Well, it's tit for tat. Be nice. Then maybe we can all be...well, will [Danielle and I] be friends? [Pause.] No."

Caroline on forgiveness:
"Well, it's tit for tat. Be nice. Then maybe we can all be...well, will [Danielle and I] be friends? [Pause.] No."

Caroline on family unity:
"You will not sit here an attack my sister. Let me tell you something about my family. We are as thick as thieves, and we protect each other to the end."

Dina on Teresa's new house:
"You have onyx coming out of your ass."

Jacqueline on her mother's overprotectiveness:
"She always has a story about everything. It always ends in death."

Danielle on how to overshare with your kids:
Danielle: "My modeling days where a little hedonistic at times."
[Shows daughter a modeling shot.]
Jillian: "Ohhh my GOD."