I don’t wanna call you honey, bitch. Is that better? Is bitch better? How was that for a cliffhanger? I was traveling on my book tour – LOVE you Miami!!! – and I didn’t get to see this episode early, so I watched it live like you guys. And I have to say, my blood pressure was going up a little bit. It was tense!
Let’s start with nice first. It was so weird to see Caroline as a little sister, wasn’t it? I’m so used to her being everyone’s big sister. It made me so sad to hear her say that her kids were just five-years-old and she turned around and now they’re all grown up. I feel that way already and my kids are still little! I can’t believe Audriana is already crawling!
Isn’t it sad to see someone as strong as Caroline cry? I feel bad for her. I am not looking forward to an empty nest.
Yes, I do call the camel toe a "screaming cat." I don’t know why. One of Joe’s cousins told me it was called that, and I thought it was funny, and somehow not as gross-sounding as camel toe.
Ashley is a beautiful girl and she did a great job on the runway. I see in Danielle’s non-blog that she’s apologizing to Ashley. Really? Now? Now that you see what a raging lunatic you are to pick on a teenager? And which part are you apologizing for? Calling her a bad model or a coke whore? Ridiculous!
I think she should examine her own life and issues instead of trying touring her brothers marridge
My comments are never posted but I am trying again! Teresa, you SOOOOO were looking to start trouble by saying hello to Danielle. She has a serious emotional problem and you exploit it. You should pity her, not attack her. You are an instigator-no doubt about that!
Waooooo what an episode last night... Teresa I really enjoy watching you on tv, but I have to say that trying to say Hello to Danielle was a big mistake..... You should've let it go. You always talking about her Here and on the show. WHY pretend to be nice to her?... I dont get it... You have to think about your family and their safety PLEASE.... Leave D.... go... and move in with youor live.... xoxo
I loved loved loved watching you last night. You were trying to be sincere and say hello. Even though she does not even deserve that much. And in true form she acted like a victim. I am excited to see the show july 12 and dying to see the outcome. Her screaming like a banchee that she can't move and that she wants to press charges. As Caroline said last night the reunion will be interesting. I wish you all the best.
Teresa, I love you! You are one of my favorites on the show but, I must admit that I was a little disappointed in your actions on this last episode.... Why say hi to Danielle you knew what it was going to do.... Just leave it alone. She is crazy.... I feel so bad for her children they are having to live a nightmare...
give it up Theresa. YOU took the Posche at the Country Club 'diss-fest' to a whole new level. (and i don't mean a higher level)
Teresa Clearly you handled this matter all wrong. You went looking for a fight and you found one. You weren't trying to be friendly, you were being catty and speaking to Danielle shouldn't have been a priority for any of you. Caroline has the right attitude. Ignore her and she'll go away. You didn't have to call her anything but by her name.....Danielle. The name calling is ridiculous! I don't feel it's fair to call out each others parenting skills because people can find fault in each and every one of the housewives child rearing abilities.
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, YOU! You see Danielle for what see really is and call her out on that. I have so much respect for you and the way you handle things head on. Danielle is so fake with her love and light Sh#%. She does these blogs like she's above all this, yet on Watch what happens live last week she is still the same hate talking tramp as always.Keep being you, you really do make the show.
Teresa, I love you! You are so honest and true to yourself. it is an admirable trait. Danielle keeps proving time and time again that she is bat shit crazy. I feel horrible for her girls and cannot understand how their father doesn't have them ripped from the show.
I bought your book and LOVE it. I grew up in Brooklyn and married an Italian guy who was used to having his mom and grandmother cook huge meals all the time. I have zero cooking experience but have been cooking lots of stuff from your book. I also love all of the little tips. So thank you for helping me feed my husband.
Oh my gosh, so funny! Paris Hilton! I can't believe she said that. Well, I was very nervous for you waiting for her to come out of the bathroom. Her behavior that night was ridiculous and I'm glad you said something to her. Good for you and can't wait to watch her run. Best wishes!
I agree, I think the chinchilla made you do it!!! Got to love that chinchilla!!! I hope Paris Hilton's sex tape is not as disgusting as Dirty D's. Can't wait to see the next episode!!!
I thought that Danielle said "Perez" Hilton (ick) I'll have to go back and listen.
And Teresa, I think that you started all the drama this time. REally? You wanted to just say Hello to Danielle? Why?
Pot stirring comes to mind.
By all means I am not a "D" fan. No way, no how. Teresa , you used to be one of my favorites but you are quickly slipping. Pay your debts!
Teresa, I have always loved you, but I am beginning to lose respect for you. I truly don't think, under ANY circumstances, that the event at the C.C. was the proper place to decide to say "hi" to Danielle. So, from what I have seen so far, it does look like you were the one starting the trouble that night. There was no excuse for that. ANYONE could figure out that was a "recipe for disaster"...and then, when you saw that it was going in the wrong direction you could have walked away. I despise Danielle, but you cannot say she is a psycho b*itch and then be the one to start the drama!
HEY TERESA I LOVE YOU GUYS (NOT DANIELLE) ANY WHO! I THINK THAT WHEN YOU GUYS SEE HER JUST ACT LIKE SHE'S AIR BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE AIR, AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT SHE'S NOTHING, EVERYWHERE SHE GOES IT'S DRAMA, AND WHY DOES SHE NEEDS BODYGUARDS THE NERVE OF HER SHE'S A WACKO, AND THE GUYS SHE HAS AS BODYGUARDS WAS IT THE HELLS ANGELS OR WAS IT ALL CONVICTS, YOU SEE THE COMPANY SHE KEEPS, SHE SURROUNDS HERSELF WITH LOW LIFE BUMS LOL THAN TAKES THEM SHOPPING LMAO! KIM G NEEDS TO FIND BETTER COMPANY TO KEEP BECAUSE DANIELLE IS TRASH. LOVE YOU TERESA
I'm so happy that you wrote about Danielle learning to pretend to be on the phone from Paris Hilton... what crap.
You're the greatest and you just crack me up! Asking her if bitfh was better has to be one of the best lines along with your table flipping remarks. Yes, Danielle did bring you to that point and if she was so worried about what was said to her in front of her girls that night like she claimed/whined about then she SHOULDN'T HAVE BROUGHT THEM! Good luck on your book and the best to you and your family.
Teresa, I have to say you were by far my FAVORITE housewife last season. I love how you like to do everything yourself the cooking, the cleaning, and taking care of Joe and the girls (all the girls are adorable! But Milania is too cute for words - I still laugh at when it was her first day of school and she walked around saying "Fabulous!") I have really admired how cautious you are about the two Kim's and how you've called Kim D. out when you have a concern. You look amazing for just having a baby a few months ago - keep it going! I do have one gripe and that was you saying "hello" to Danielle. If you want nothing to do with her then stay away from her. I don't like her at all but I do feel you egged her on and it looks like she took it to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZY on the 7/12 episode. Now granted the Danielle drama makes good TV but I'm honestly sick of her and her hypocritical ways. Don't sink to her level, she is definitely not worth it. Keep on being fabulous and good luck with everything!
I think you should of just listened to Caroline and kept your mouth shut and not start anything with Danielle..You are an embarrassement to all Jersey girls i am ashamed to say i am from Jersey because they think we are tacky like you. You are a wife and mother of four you...You did not have to lower yourself to that level even lower than Danielle. I am really dissappointed to see the next Episode because from the looks of it, it looks like a clip from the Jersey Show which is another embarrassment....
I'm sorry but really, you were just trying to be nice? Danielle is not one of my favorit people but own up to the fact that you were trying to cause trouble. You proved it when she did the responsible thing and walked away and commented that she was running away. If you don't like someone, don't interact with them.
Yes, Bitch is better. I love your honesty and the fact that you stand up to her. After watching the show, I feel she has a major personality disorder. She is ego centric, passive aggressive and extremely selfish. I also agree with Ashley she really does look like the "Grinch" and has the personality to match. I would not be surprised if I saw her flying over the GWB on her broomstick soon. (maybe Bravo will televise?)
I loved your housewarming party episode. The party planner was a bit over the top (another self important type) but she did seem to get the job done.
Teresa, you represent honesty, family, beauty, grace and charm. You rock!! So much fun to watch.
Teresa - You should be more concerned about your own behavior. If you are broke, why the lavish housewarming? And were you not the one that went and waited for Danielle? You made the first comment. Why? Why not just leave it alone. You were looking to cause trouble. Even Jacqueline looked confused as to why you were speaking to Danielle. Also, you knew Danielle was going to the fashion show, so why go? Looks like you might actually be the instigator. Own your own bad behavior. Danielle is no angel, but you also modeled bad behavior. Don't point the finger out, point it in.
T, YOU crack me UP!!!! I swear, girl, you make me wanna be Italian. Love to you. Keep being your sweet, hilarious self.
Great blog! You always make me laugh, because reading your blog, it is like I can picture you on csamera saying these things. Keep 'em coming baby! Love, love, love your honesty!
I thought your blog was great. I didn't think it was a great idea that you started in with Danielle, because she can turn around and call you the instigator (which she most likely already has). I too am italian and have a hard time keeping in my emotions so I do understand your need to say something! I really feel bad for Danielle's kids. It is so sad to think of to little girls having to grow up so quickly because their mom is too wrapped up in bragging about her jail time and causing havoc with other people. I saw her brag about her kids accomplishments on "watch what happens now", I am proud of her kids- not for Danielle. Thank you for making the show more interesting every week!
Hi Teresa. You are fabulous!! I love to watch the show every Monday. You have a beautiful family!!! I hope everything work out for you. Danielle has some serious mental issues. I don't know how she doesn't see herself as crazy as she is when the show is on. How can she watch herself doing all the crazies things that she does and don't realize that she needs help.I don't know how you guys are filming with that psychotic woman hahaha. I am looking forward to see what happens on the next episodes. Good luck to you and your family, and you are a very nice person. God bless you all!! Ciao!!!
It's obvious that you instigated this next confrontation. If you are so happy (and you seem to be), why go out of your way and confront Danielle? Sadly, I think Danielle is whacked, but I think you are a huge bully.
I liked you until I saw you at the fashion show and the way you provoked Danielle. Granted she wasn't cool pretending to be on her phone (rude) but why did you find the need to say Hi to her. We all know your feelings towards her. You looked for trouble and you found it. Frankly I think because of you this whole thing started.
Theresa you know I love you, But this time I really wish that you had listened to Jacqueline and not said anything to Danielle. It's not as if you don't know this lady. You tried to extend the olive branch and she took it and broke it in half. It's not as if you don't know Danielle, it makes me feel that you were looking for a fight. Sometimes it's better to just leave well enough alone. In this case it would have been better to just stay away from her . Also, those two KIM'S are dangerous. Stay away from them. They wanted this to happen, they love and thrive on the drama. You are a beautiful lady with a lovely family. just stay positive and leave Danielle alone. Take Jacqueline's and Carolin's lead on this one. Just avoid the drama. and stay classy. Caroline expressed it right when she said this would be a volatile situation
Teresa you keep contradicting yourself. You keep saying you can't stand Danielle yet YOU are the one who stalked her and waited to say "hi"?
Do you really think the viewers are that stupid to believe that? How many times have you said you hate her and want nothing to do with her?
How many times have you used the most unladylike language when talking about her? You are classless my friend.
You are also jealous because you are broke and with a man who barely looks at you and uses you as an object. And you know it.
You misery is very obvious and now your fake lifestye has caught up to you. How sad.
i said it before and I will say it again....Love Love Love you. You, Caroline, and Jacqueline are real and no fake bullshit!! Let's hope the 5th house wife leaves and Dina comes back!!
I believe you were trying to be civil to the fifth housewive. Maybe taunt a little bit, but at least civil and trying to be kind about congratulating her daughter walking in a fashion show.
The fifths housewifes remarks were uncalled for. She could have said hello, how are you, thats nice oh look I have to go love and light see you soon, but nooooooooo. She decided to pull the crazy card yet again.
Loved the stare downs, it was so high school, but funny nonetheless. Makes for good tv. You and Jacqueline did go there to be positive and have a night out, but both of you didn't need the drama queen. I'm sorry your night out was ruined. No one there deserved that scene.
Some people just can't play in the same sandbox with others. Sometimes you just have to hold your tongue and be nice even if it kills you. Thats taking the high road and not the hobag road.
Love you book. So many things my grandma and aunts used to make. We are eating much more fresh herbs and incorporating a lot of the stuff into our lifestyle. It's the same things my grandma used to do, but she passed away when I was 15 and I didn't pay too much attention to what she was making. She always took excellent care of me and spoiled me rotten.
Being and only grandaughter with blonde hair and blue eyes will do it every time. All my cousins have dark hair and eyes like you and I'm completely different. I was her little treat and if you think your little girls are spoiled and doted on, you have no idea what kind of disaster I made when I was born. And I was the youngest. Even my cousins resented me. I was the littlest, youngest, last girl and blonde/blue eyes. Even my aunts went insane over me. they loved their grandkids but all knew I was special.
Thank you so very much for your tomatoe sauce recipe. I am listening to you because your family is off the boat and well those in my family that used to make theirs is all deceased and took all the tricks to the grave a long time ago.
My husband cannot believe that I make pasta a copule of times a week and we can still live healthy lives. It's a sidedish folks!
Can't wait till next weeks show. The clips of you make me want to laugh hysterical. You running like a madwoman, the madwoman begging for protection. It reminds of of some holidays with my Italian family growing up. There always had to be some sort of fight, but we always made up after the big blowout and then we would eat.
I wish I could be friends with you and jacqueline. I could learn a lot. I'm your age and I could learn a lot! ha ha. Most of my friends aren't into family like I am. I'm proud to me a stay at home mama and I love to cook.
Have a great week and I'm looking towards next weeks show, Caroline's blog and your blog.
Love, light and straightjackets!
You are the best!!!!!!!!!!! Call it like you see it LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! Muah, well wishes to you and your family!
YOU started that fight. YOU were wrong, and YOU meant it to happen. YOU should be ashamed of yourself. And Danielle did not pick on Ashley at the fashion show, Ashley was trying to start something with Danielle. I bet Ashley was a bully in high school.
Teresa, I have to say that it sure LOOKED like you started the whole thing by waiting in the lobby to confront Daniel. Your tone of voice seemed not so sincere. Not saying that Daniel was any better but the two of you should have just let sleeping dogs lies. I wouldn't put it past you or the rest of the "gang" that it was all staged. I get the real impression that Dina left the show because of the drama being forced upon the show for ratings and staged rather than being "real".
You go girl!! she is crazy cannot believe she did that! i think its awesome how you stand up for yourself! All of your daughters are so beautiful!! Who do you think will replace Dina if anyone???
Teresa, I think you are the biggest drama queen, not Daniel. TO have such a great life like you do and beeing so agressive towards the situation with Daniel, does not make u look any better than her.
Teresa - I normally love you, but I did feel that you were out of line last night. I just don't understand why you couldn't leave well enough alone, especially when the fifth housewife acted the way she did after you said "Hi". You should have just said oh well, I tried. It appears that you were the instigater of that drama. As Caroline told you before you went, take the high road, don't say a word. I really hope that you learned that you can't try to be nice to her. She is very immature and she is flat out crazy. Stay away from that b---h. On a positive note...I do love you and your family.
It looked like you were being shady and wanting a fight. It didn't seem sincere. I like you and I don't like Danielle but you were being a bully, even though Danielle got what was coming to her.
Teresa, Teresa, Teresa....tsk,tsk,tsk. Girl, I was so pissed at you last night. You should have just let it go. Now I have to defend that bitch, Danielle. Walk away next time. She's not worth it.
Teresa, YOU and YOU ALONE picked that fight with Danielle!!!! You could not just leave things alone, you had to go and seek Danielle out. You were/are the instigator!! Keep it up girl and you will end up like your nemesis....ALONE.
love you so much you tell like it is you can not be nice to her she is sick in the head trying one of your rec this weekend
can not wait till the 12th