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Chris: Jersey girls have a particular swag if you will, you can see them coming from a mile away, they got it goin' on, and they have a tremendous sense of confidence which is something every guy loves to see.
Albie: Jersey girls are the real deal. They have a certain confidence about them, it’s almost impossible to break up with a Jersey girl after a fight because they just look so amazing when they’re mad. Oh and don’t be fooled, there is no such thing as winning an argument with a Jersey girl.
Chris: Jersey girls are a true Jekyll and Hyde story. When they like you, there is no sweeter type of girl in the world - they are truly the best. Piss off a Jersey girl and you can expect a white Honda honking and screaming outside your house at 3:30 in the morning because you didn’t respond to a text or two.
Albie: If I need to explain this you clearly haven’t been watching the show.
Chris: The only thing crazier than a Jersey girl is her family. The most nerve-wracking moment ever is ringing the door bell for a first date. You can expect anything from a big hug from her Italian mother to her dad, brother, her dad's cop friend, his German Sheppard, her cousin who is an MMA fighter, and every weapon they own on display.
Albie: Every guy who has ever walked up to the front door to pick up a Jersey girl, especially if her family is Italian, knows better than to expect just one person there when the door opens. Every guy her father has ever had a conversation with will be waiting to “say hello” to his daughter's “new friend.” Just be a man and stick it out, it’s sort of like a rite of passage every guy has to go through. Trust me, her dad went through the same thing, he’s just having fun with you. Once you get past all of that stuff you’ll find that a Jersey girl’s family is one of the best things about her.
Chris: This is the simplest to avoid, but somehow every Jersey guy will deal with/ be this guy at some point in their life. Just go through their Facebook. You’ll see a guy with his sister's sunglasses in a G-unit gunea tee. That’s him, he will find you.
Albie: A word of advice to anyone dating a Jersey girl, you will run into this guy at some point. If she’s texting within a half an hour of your first date, that’s him, save yourself some trouble and just pull over and let her out of the car. Don’t worry about how she’s going to get home, he’s in the car behind you, she’ll be fine.
Chris: Jersey girls set the standard for hilarious screen names. XoXobeLlababybEaUtIfUliTalian0anGeldadDyslilgurl143x0x0 is a prime example of a screen name you’ll see from a Jersey girl. It's cute, really.
Albie: I hope some of the girls I grew up with got around to fixing this before applying for a job. If not, I’d kill to see the look on an HR guy’s face during an interview when he looked down at a girls resume and it said “lilcrazypartygirlXoXoXo<3<3” as her email address.
Chris: There's gotta be something in the water here because Jersey girls are smokin' hot. I made fun a little bit, but realistically I wouldn’t change a Jersey girl for the life of me. I love their attitude, their tacky necklaces, and their truly impressive multitasking capability. They are, quite simply, very easy on the eyes. All Jersey girls are beautiful in their own way. They are the best.
Albie: If you’re looking for some of the most beautiful women in the USA you need look no further than our little state. Jersey is a melting pot of all different races and cultures, and as beautiful as they are, they have the personality to back it up. Chris and I love to make fun of Jersey girls but truth be told, I don’t think we would change one thing about them.
Chris: As tacky as they may be thank God they exist, I can never call a girl the wrong name again.
Albie: The mark of a true Jersey girl. For whatever reason, the nameplate has grown on me over the years.
Chris: This is something you see in ALL Jersey girls, from teenagers to mothers. A Jersey mom can cook, clean, make a bed, and hit you with a wooden spoon for putting your shoes on the table, all in the same breath. If you spend 20 minutes in traffic on Parkway South , you WILL see a true jersey girl singing, driving, texting, smoking, and putting on makeup, again all in one motion. I give them credit, I can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.
Albie: I don’t know where Jersey girls get this from but its truly amazing what they are capable of getting done at the same time. They can text, put on lip gloss, smoke a cigarette, change the song on their iPod, and give you the finger, all while doing 120 mph on the Parkway.