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Time Flies

Caroline reflects on Lexi's return, Teresa's boobies, and the dreaded gym scene.

By Caroline Manzo

Hello everyone, here we are at week five already! Where did the time go? I feel like the party is over before it got started! LOL!

How to Watch

Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 14 premiere May 5th at 8/9c on Bravo and stream next day on Peacock.

OK, let me think, I watched the show a couple of days ago and my mind is like jello...

Dina - OMG Dina! Lexi came back from her trip with no diseases and she's not married! Lexi had a great time, and Dina used that time away from Lexi to really figure out where she needs to be in her life. All in all it was a learning experience for both of them. Lexi learned about her heritage, and Dina learned about herself. I will say, however, that Lexi was thrilled to be home, admitting that it was a bit too long to be away, but she is getting older, so this too may change. Dina handled it well for the most part, but like any mother, she worried, and you can't blame her for that. By the way, did you see the get up she brought back for Grandma Wrinkles! Too funny!

Teresa - Hooray! Teresa finally got her boobies! They look fantastic and she is very happy! I just need to know one thing - did Joe wear a thong while caring for her? If so, I think the nation needs to see pics of that, don't you? LOL!

Jacqueline - How freakin' cute are her parents? Jerry is a retired military Colonel, who is still very regimented in his thoughts and ways. To see him interact with Jacqueline and her crazy ideas is nothing short of priceless. When I look at Bonnie, I see Jacqueline in twenty years. Something tells me that Bonnie was a spitfire in her day, I see it in her eyes!

OK, the gym scene...no makeup, fat ass, ugly expressions...thank you Bravo, really, thank you. Kevin is an old family friend that works out with us three times a week. I can honestly say that working out with the kids is hilarious. I think we do more laughing than anything else. Kevin keeps us all in shape and I will be forever grateful for that. PS: The kids cleaned the carpet, no water, no mildew...

Danielle - ?

Again, many, many thanks for watching!

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